Posted: 8/13/2004 6:26:35 PM EDT
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heard this one today... sorry if it's old or a dup, thought it was worth sharing... -------------------------------------------------------------------- A man calls his boss one morning and tells him that he is staying home because he is not feeling well. "What's the matter?" the boss asks. "I have a case of anal glaucoma," he says in a weak voice. "What the hell is anal glaucoma? "I can't see my ass coming into work today." |