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8/13/2004 6:26:35 PM EDT
heard this one today... sorry if it's old or a dup, thought it was worth sharing...
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A man calls his boss one morning and tells him that
he is staying home because he is not feeling well.

"What's the matter?" the boss asks.

"I have a case of anal glaucoma," he says in a weak voice.

"What the hell is anal glaucoma?

"I can't see my ass coming into work today."
8/13/2004 6:27:51 PM EDT
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