Could You Have Stopped This? Vegas Shooting Analysis with Attorneys on Retainer

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - So Im sitting here

Posted: 8/9/2004 12:19:37 AM EDT

Im here at work and its 4AM so 4 hours left....

Look over there is a magazine (reading kind) on the desk from someone else. Has an ad for that ugly ass new Chevy Aveo on it.

So I turn it over to see what it is...

Its Entertainment weekly with that worthless fuck michael moore on the front.

Its flipped back over know I soo want to burn that.

Posted: 8/9/2004 12:23:22 AM EDT

[#1]

BURN IT!!! Then bury the ashes in a holy place so that it can never be resurrected! This must be done quickly before some helpless sap picks it up and starts to read!

Posted: 8/9/2004 12:24:44 AM EDT

[#2]

Well they tore off the address so I cant see who brought it.

Posted: 8/9/2004 12:36:38 AM EDT

[#3]

I voted asswipe.

Posted: 8/9/2004 12:39:44 AM EDT

[#4]

I say let it make its way to round file#13. The glossy pages would make ones tushy sore, and MM is already enough of a pain in that region.

Posted: 8/9/2004 12:43:27 AM EDT

[#5]

Write Asshat on Moores chest and leave it like no one touched it.

Posted: 8/9/2004 12:45:11 AM EDT

[#6]

Posted: 8/9/2004 12:54:59 AM EDT

[#7]

Tear page, wipe ass, replace to magazine.

Posted: 8/9/2004 1:15:55 AM EDT

[#8]

Done

Posted: 8/9/2004 4:42:30 AM EDT

[#9]

Take magazine to gun range. Afix it to a target holder so just the front page will receive lead. Use a rifle at fairly close range so the group will be tight. Fire. Repeat. take magazine back and put it back like you found it. Deny everything.

Posted: 8/9/2004 4:47:24 AM EDT

[#10]

use whats left as a target

Posted: 8/9/2004 5:20:04 AM EDT

[#11]

Take the cover home and use it for a target at the range.

Posted: 8/9/2004 7:05:27 AM EDT

[#12]

"Moore Chens than a Chinese phonebook"

Posted: 8/9/2004 7:07:08 AM EDT

[#13]

Tear the MM pages out anf wipe my ass with them

Stealing someone else's property and vandalizing it.

Great Idea. NOT

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