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8/8/2004 4:59:29 PM EDT
I just watched the third installment "American Wedding".  Which of the three did you think was the best?
8/8/2004 5:00:32 PM EDT
[#1]
The first two were both great, can't decide between them.  I didn't like the last one much at all.
8/8/2004 5:03:27 PM EDT
[#2]
The uncut version of american wedding was great.  The release version seemed kind of cut  up.
8/8/2004 5:04:23 PM EDT
[#3]
With a classic line like "Once, in band camp, I ...", how can you vote for anything other than the original?
8/8/2004 5:09:12 PM EDT
[#4]
I'm undecided between Pie 1 and Pie 2.  The character development of the Band Geek was the most extensive in the first movie, though her character in Pie 2 comes close to the range.
Stiffler was fairly well completely developed in Pie 1, but it was hilarious to watch him trying to make the nonlesbians get it on, and then pretend to act like he was a cultured gentlemen in AW.
Shitbrick/Shipwreck (haven't figured out which he was) was just funny oftentimes.
I'd have to watch all of them again to give a more complete report.  I'm in love with the Band Geek
8/8/2004 5:13:08 PM EDT
[#5]
It's "shitbreak", because he won't take a shit in a public toilet.  Hence he has to take a "break" to go have a "shit", making him "shitbreak.


I really liked part II the best.  The scene with Jim and the trombone was classic.  I should look around on kazaa for that scene.  It made the movie.
8/8/2004 5:15:20 PM EDT
[#6]
"This one time, at band camp................."

Or

"This one time,.................................here............."
8/8/2004 5:18:24 PM EDT
[#7]

Quoted:
"This one time, at band camp................."

Or

"This one time,.................................here............."

I fell out of my chair laughing at that one.  Another good quote: "That's a lot of flutes!"
8/8/2004 5:23:09 PM EDT
[#8]
Where's my clarinet?  Oh, I put it in your box...

I'm a bad man.  Bad bad man...
8/8/2004 5:24:19 PM EDT
[#9]
I hated those movies.
8/8/2004 5:27:34 PM EDT
[#10]

Quoted:
I hated those movies.

Why?
8/8/2004 5:29:02 PM EDT
[#11]
I think American Wedding. But honestly I laughed my ass off for all of them I saw Wedding in the theater so it seemed funnier I guess.
8/8/2004 5:30:57 PM EDT
[#12]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I hated those movies.

Why?



I felt they were movies for freshman type (high school--Duh) kids, that they were something with a lot of beautiful girls in them and with a bunch of horny guys, and then show some titties and you have a top of the box office movie.

I don't know, i just didn't like them in the least bit.
8/8/2004 5:32:35 PM EDT
[#13]
american pie 2 was a little better then 1 but both were better then 3 ,all I got are the unrated version
8/8/2004 5:34:04 PM EDT
[#14]
They are classics, the Porky's of this generation.

"MILF's"
8/8/2004 5:34:56 PM EDT
[#15]
"focus, focus".
8/8/2004 5:36:36 PM EDT
[#16]

Quoted:
"focus, focus".

That was the scene that MADE American Wedding.
8/8/2004 5:37:48 PM EDT
[#17]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
I hated those movies.

Why?



I felt they were movies for freshman type (high school--Duh) kids, that they were something with a lot of beautiful girls in them and with a bunch of horny guys, and then show some titties and you have a top of the box office movie.

I don't know, i just didn't like them in the least bit.



Must not have liked "Porky's" then?  Another classic.
8/8/2004 5:40:06 PM EDT
[#18]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
I hated those movies.

Why?



I felt they were movies for freshman type (high school--Duh) kids, that they were something with a lot of beautiful girls in them and with a bunch of horny guys, and then show some titties and you have a top of the box office movie.

I don't know, i just didn't like them in the least bit.



Must not have liked "Porky's" then?  Another classic.



Actually i did like "Porky's". I am not completely sure why, i just did not like the pies. Could have something to do with the holes in the pies on the covers of the movies()
8/8/2004 5:42:09 PM EDT
[#19]
3rd one for me.

I couldn't watch some of the parts, I was too embarassed for Jim myself.

The others are like that, but not continually throughout the movie like the 3rd.


8/8/2004 5:45:37 PM EDT
[#20]

Quoted:
i just did not like the pies.



ut oh now you have done.
HOW COULD YOU NOT LIKE PIE!!


anyway whoever said its the Porkys of its generation hit it right on the head.

There funny in there own right of course parts of them went a little to far ie the dog turd in wedding.
8/8/2004 5:48:51 PM EDT
[#21]
He doesn't like pie.....



Quoted:
I hate beautiful girls with titties. I just don't like them in the least bit.

8/8/2004 5:56:05 PM EDT
[#22]
My favorite was the 2nd one, 1 and 2 are the best.  In the second one when dude glues his hand to his dick that was friggin' funny.  The 3rd one kinda was over the top, Stifler was too obnoxious.
8/8/2004 5:57:12 PM EDT
[#23]
I F**ked your mother......................twice.






All tree had there moments.


Stiffler running around the house with a dild
8/8/2004 5:58:42 PM EDT
[#24]
I thought American wedding blows. American Pie 2 was by far the funniest.
8/8/2004 6:03:16 PM EDT
[#25]
even my dad liked them.
8/8/2004 6:04:44 PM EDT
[#26]

Quoted:
I just did not like the pies.

 

WHAT ???????  

You don't like Pie.  My god man, what's wrong with you?  

By the way, I voted #1 (the original).  

Colt_SBR  
8/8/2004 6:51:53 PM EDT
[#27]
I like the flute, and I like the pie.  I like the flute in the pie!
8/9/2004 12:44:27 AM EDT
[#28]

Quoted:
I like the flute, and I like the pie.  I like the flute in the pie!

 

I like the flutist’s pie.  

Colt_SBR  
8/9/2004 12:56:57 AM EDT
[#29]
I saw 2 that was the only one, I didnt care for it, not going to any effort to see the other 2.
8/9/2004 11:22:39 AM EDT
[#30]
Say my name bitch!!!!!!!!
8/9/2004 11:30:18 AM EDT
[#31]
The third one is pretty funny,

The scene where stiffler is re-introduced,

walks in the reception like its a KEG party,

reminds me of soo many guys at the high-school parties we used to see.
8/9/2004 11:39:22 AM EDT
[#32]
I liked #2 the best.

"I just shoved a trumpet up your ass.  Aren't instruments fun?"
8/9/2004 2:23:29 PM EDT
[#33]
Jim fucking an apple pie in the kitchen, Pie 1 has my vote.  
8/9/2004 2:25:39 PM EDT
[#34]

Quoted:
even my dad liked them.



Mom & dad saw AP1 at the movies.  The ticket clerk asked if they knew what kind of movie it was.  Parents are fairly unshockable & laughed their asses off.  

Pie 2 had the most Alyson Hannigan.  Wedding was kinda weak, but did ditch the deadwood characters of 1&2.

Stiffler's mom  
8/9/2004 2:25:51 PM EDT
[#35]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I just did not like the pies.

 

WHAT ???????  

You don't like Pie.  My god man, what's wrong with you?  

By the way, I voted #1 (the original).  

Colt_SBR  




I just didn't like the movies for some reason.
8/9/2004 2:33:03 PM EDT
[#36]
American Wedding was horrible.  They made the Stiffler character way too obnoxious to even be funny.

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