Posted: 8/4/2004 3:33:51 PM EDT
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http://www.hadcofarms.com/img_gal/pigs.gif http://www.samsfarmsite.smartemail.co.uk/pb02.jpg I really don't like pigs. They stink and they're ugly and they're only good dead. Plus, I hear that they can kill a dog, which is man's best friend. And they eat hisbiscus. I'll take my dog over a pig any day. But, I suppose pigs are necessary for our society in this day and age, with Atkin's and all. Donuts just don't cut it anymore. I do like cows and sheep though. Sorry if I offended any pig lovers. They can be nice animals but they're usually too ornery for my taste. |
Yes, where were you brought up, manhattan? Well, in the country there are pigs, lots of them. And they're killed to make food for people to eat. Killed as in dead. That bacon you had for breakfast was a dead pig. IBTL |
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Vincent: Want some bacon? Jules: No man, I don't eat pork. Vincent: Are you Jewish? Jules: Nah, I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine, that's all. Vincent: Why not? Jules: Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals. Vincent: Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood. Jules: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got enough sense enough to disregard its own faeces. Vincent: How about a dog? Dogs eats its own feces. Jules: I don't eat dog either. Vincent: Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal? Jules: I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way. Vincent: Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true? Jules: Well we'd have to be talkin' about one charmin' motherfuckin' pig. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'? |
Hmmm, have I violated the Conduct Code? I get the sense that a couple people think that I have. If I have, please cite the specific rules that were broken. Thanks! |
I had a thread locked for posting a picture of a dead bush surounded by live bushes.... Your in darker territory than i am..... |
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http://69.51.6.151/images/pcpig_group.jpg This pig was slain by a domestic anti-swine terrorist group. The unforutunate pig was kidnapped and held for ransom for three days (they wanted more chocolate milk from farmers) before a video and pictures of its beheading were released on the internet. |
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I agree, it needs to eat more muslims. 
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Good!  Share some recipes with you  pork.com |
mmmm, dinner |
My pigs are 400+ pounds. Bring the puppies on!! |
