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Site News Could You Have Stopped This? Vegas Shooting Analysis with Attorneys on Retainer
7/31/2004 5:29:48 PM EDT










7/31/2004 5:31:44 PM EDT
[#1]
"Yes! Another rich old woman to cozy up to!"
7/31/2004 5:31:52 PM EDT
[#2]
"I won the 100 yard dash at the Special Olympics! Now tell me the bad news."
7/31/2004 5:31:54 PM EDT
[#3]




"Get in mah bellah!!!!!"                
7/31/2004 5:32:00 PM EDT
[#4]
They told me that hamster was CALM  WTF!!!!
7/31/2004 5:32:08 PM EDT
[#5]
"Momma always told me that if I kept doing that, my face would stick someday. Guess it finally happened."
7/31/2004 5:32:15 PM EDT
[#6]
"I see pie, people!"
7/31/2004 5:32:19 PM EDT
[#7]
Someone needs to photoshop a pic of W kicking him in the nuts
7/31/2004 5:33:48 PM EDT
[#8]
"Now get over here Little John and tell Daddy how bad you have been today."
7/31/2004 5:34:47 PM EDT
[#9]
"Another hamster to CPR on. Yeehaw!"
7/31/2004 5:36:53 PM EDT
[#10]
"OH LOOK!!! AN UNCLAIMED PURPLE HEART MEDAL!!!!"
7/31/2004 5:39:11 PM EDT
[#11]
"they bought it!!!!!!!!!  i can't fucking believe they bought it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
7/31/2004 5:40:57 PM EDT
[#12]
Quoted:


Man,I can't believe they bought all that crap that I told them at the convention.
7/31/2004 5:41:19 PM EDT
[#13]
I've won --- I am president


http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20040730/capt.pagh11107302124.kerry_pagh111.jpg
7/31/2004 5:41:52 PM EDT
[#14]
"Sweet! Ben Affleck thinks I'm pro gun."
7/31/2004 5:46:08 PM EDT
[#15]
'Dockers.

   Antigun pants.'
7/31/2004 5:47:13 PM EDT
[#16]
[flashback] Right full rudder-fullspeed ahead-straight into the teeth of the enemy--CUT and PRINT IT [/flashback]
7/31/2004 5:50:15 PM EDT
[#17]
WHERE IS MY PREPARATION H!!!!!
7/31/2004 5:51:08 PM EDT
[#18]
Quoted:
"OH LOOK!!! AN UNCLAIMED PURPLE HEART MEDAL!!!!"





       
7/31/2004 5:56:17 PM EDT
[#19]
"Call me a liberal pussy one more time and I'll march right over there and punch you in the nuts!"
7/31/2004 6:14:56 PM EDT
[#20]


YEEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHH
7/31/2004 6:21:21 PM EDT
[#21]
He loves me. He loves me not. He loves me! He loves me! Edwards really loves me!
7/31/2004 6:25:26 PM EDT
[#22]
That fuck is a complete embarrassment to the human race.  Looks like Mr.Spastic sat on a nut.
7/31/2004 6:25:34 PM EDT
[#23]
" As Commander In Chief I can award myself all the medals I want."
7/31/2004 6:31:35 PM EDT
[#24]
Yeah, Bitch, You think you're bad?!
7/31/2004 6:33:12 PM EDT
[#25]





Holy depends honey ,The fiber works, the fiber really works
7/31/2004 6:34:33 PM EDT
[#26]
"John Edwards just asked me out!!"
7/31/2004 6:34:40 PM EDT
[#27]


7/31/2004 6:37:18 PM EDT
[#28]
Quoted:

us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20040730/capt.pagh11107302124.kerry_pagh111.jpg



AHHRR!!! My Depends are leaking!!!!
7/31/2004 6:46:02 PM EDT
[#29]
Someone give me A pic of bush kicking and i'll make something up.
7/31/2004 6:46:31 PM EDT
[#30]
Bin Laden just called me and said 'Congratulations!' and he thinks Mama T is hot!!
7/31/2004 6:46:34 PM EDT
[#31]
Quoted:
He loves me. He loves me not. He loves me! He loves me! Edwards really loves me!


Our marriage license in Massa-poop-chute just got approved!
7/31/2004 6:48:55 PM EDT
[#32]
AAAGH MY VIAGRA IS KICKIN IN,QUICK LETS GO
7/31/2004 7:00:13 PM EDT
[#33]
"And in other news, today Presidential hopeful John Kerry learned that Birkenstocks just aren't enough for the campaign trail.  After delivering a groundbreaking speach on gay marriage and discussing his plans for the future with partner John Edwards, Kerry accidentally stepped on an AIDS infected crack needle left back stage by one of his biggest supporters.  The needle immediately penetrated his flimsy East-Coast-status-symbol shoes, mortally wounding him.  In light of his impending health problems, Kerry has dropped out of the race for President, and is going to go home and spend his remaining time with his family.

Edwards was outraged at what he called a "Lost Opportunity" with Kerry."  Note: Satire.  Take as such, when you are done laughing.
7/31/2004 10:01:14 PM EDT
[#34]
Quoted:
"OH LOOK!!! AN UNCLAIMED PURPLE HEART MEDAL!!!!"
7/31/2004 10:03:49 PM EDT
[#35]
Quoted:










YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRG!
7/31/2004 10:06:39 PM EDT
[#36]
"... And I will hug him and pet him and..."
7/31/2004 10:08:19 PM EDT
[#37]
Quoted:
"... And I will hug him and pet him and..."


"... And I will name him George..."




Looney Toons rocks!!
7/31/2004 10:19:49 PM EDT
[#38]


John Kerry learns that his wife is buying him the Presidency for his birthday

7/31/2004 10:20:22 PM EDT
[#39]
I can swallow a cock this big!  See?
7/31/2004 10:24:20 PM EDT
[#40]



YEEEEEEEEHAWWWWWWWW   Bush is a head of me in the latest polls
7/31/2004 10:28:47 PM EDT
[#41]
I'm getting Black Cock in the ass tonight!
8/1/2004 1:28:33 PM EDT
[#42]
"When are these shrooms gonna kick in, what a waste......wait, wait,.....YES, I AM GODZILLA, bring me the Japanese"

or

"Thanks Clinton, these shoe mirrors are the shit"
8/1/2004 1:34:14 PM EDT
[#43]
IV'E GOT BUGS ON MY NUTS, I'M CRAZY!!!!!
8/1/2004 1:41:49 PM EDT
[#44]
"Blow jobs in the Oval Office!" Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah (Howard Dean scream).
8/1/2004 1:44:25 PM EDT
[#45]
"Every time I think I'm out, they pull me back in."
8/1/2004 1:48:53 PM EDT
[#46]
" who replaced the tube of my anti itch scrote meds with bengay?"
8/1/2004 1:51:41 PM EDT
[#47]
Yeah I get the fat one!
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