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Posted: 5/26/2001 8:54:54 AM EDT
[img]www.redrival.com/gerijolie/movielinecover.jpg[/img] Something about this Angelina Jolie Pic that got a rise out of me
Link Posted: 5/26/2001 8:56:49 AM EDT
Same here, but now I have to wait for the "rise" to go away before I can go to breakfast.
Link Posted: 5/26/2001 9:22:48 AM EDT
Hotter than a clogged catalytic converter!!HE HE HE HE
Link Posted: 5/26/2001 9:27:21 AM EDT
Oh my god! What a cutie!!! You better have 911 on speed dial if you ever get in the sack with her! Cool shirt, gotta love that.
Link Posted: 5/26/2001 9:57:47 AM EDT
Yeah, but she's nuts and her husband is nuts. BTW, I can't figure out what gun is on her t-shirt.
Link Posted: 5/26/2001 10:49:21 AM EDT
Looks like one of Springfield Armory G3 clones. The target/sniper version.
Link Posted: 5/26/2001 10:52:29 AM EDT
Hard to believe that she is Jon Voigt's daughter. See also Paul Sorvino and Mira Sorvino.
Link Posted: 5/26/2001 10:57:05 AM EDT
how do you add a pic on your post? I have a good one of her.
Link Posted: 5/26/2001 11:00:55 AM EDT
Damn, I'd love to touch her Bi-Pods!! [:P]
Link Posted: 5/26/2001 11:05:49 AM EDT
WOW! Lookin' real good... [heavy]
Link Posted: 5/26/2001 11:17:26 AM EDT
[img]http://www.tombraidermovie.com/html_site/stills/image_01.jpg[/img] FITTER out
Link Posted: 5/26/2001 11:26:15 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/26/2001 11:25:18 AM EDT by KBaker]
[img]http://www.movieline.com/features/images/jolie_1.jpg[/img] Yup, she's crazy, but who cares? This one's good, too. [img]http://www.movieline.com/features/images/jolie_2.jpg[/img] [sniper]
Link Posted: 5/26/2001 11:26:17 AM EDT
Ferguson I can't figue it out either! They have talked about it alot on here but am too stupid to get it! With my computer skills I'm lucky I can get to the site here! LOL [bouce][bouce]
Link Posted: 5/26/2001 11:27:21 AM EDT
see what I mean! [bounce]
Link Posted: 5/26/2001 11:30:01 AM EDT
Originally Posted By KBaker: [img]http://www.movieline.com/features/images/jolie_1.jpg[/img] Yup, she's crazy, but who cares? This one's good, too. [img]http://www.movieline.com/features/images/jolie_2.jpg[/img] [sniper]
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Those look like great DSLs!!!
Link Posted: 5/26/2001 11:32:18 AM EDT
I heard that there was a bootleg copy of the Tomb Raider movie floating around on the net. Has anybody been able to download it?
Link Posted: 5/26/2001 11:36:44 AM EDT
[img]http://www.absolutely.net/jolie/aj15.jpg[/img] Ex$use mE, i hAve tO c;eAN tHe dROol ofFF mmy keeeeyboOoOarddd nowww....
Link Posted: 5/26/2001 12:10:45 PM EDT
She photographs well.
Link Posted: 5/26/2001 2:59:01 PM EDT
Ever see her a movie called "Gina"? Full frontal and she is smoking down the tracks.
Link Posted: 5/26/2001 3:59:19 PM EDT
She reminds me a bit like Liz Hurley, but with a more Espanol look. Eh, who cares, she's still a hottie. I'd ride either one like a pony. [i]Giddyup[/i] Jewbroni~
Link Posted: 5/26/2001 7:20:37 PM EDT
This time it went over the monitor and hit the wall 10ft away.[:D]
Link Posted: 5/26/2001 7:37:01 PM EDT
If she was your sister.. would you.. you know.... nevermind. radioman
Link Posted: 5/26/2001 8:10:08 PM EDT
[IMG]http://www.undying.com/celeb/angelinajolie/images/2/2aj03.jpg[/IMG] Full Name: Angelina Jolie Voight Date of Birth: June 4, 1975 Place of Birth: Los Angeles, California Mother: Marcheline Bertrand Father: Jon Voight - Academy Award Winning Actor Husband: Jonny Lee Miller - Divorced January 1999 Education: Beverly Hills High School Vital Statistics Height: 5'7" Weight: 120 lbs Hair: Brown Eyes: Blue Angelina Jolie is the daughter of Academy Award-winning actor Jon Voight, 58, who won a Best Actor Oscar for 1978's Coming Home She has acted in five student films for the USC School of Cinema, all directed by her brother, James Haven Voight. Angelina landed her first feature film starring part in "HACKERS" Fan Mail Angelina Jolie C/O William Morris Agency 151 El Camino Drive Beverly Hills, CA 90212 USA
Link Posted: 5/26/2001 8:10:17 PM EDT
Originally Posted By radioman: If she was your sister.. would you.. you know.... nevermind. radioman
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No more than two dozen times.
Link Posted: 5/26/2001 8:31:20 PM EDT
Link Posted: 5/26/2001 8:49:44 PM EDT
Originally Posted By radioman: If she was your sister.. would you.. you know.... nevermind. radioman
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From the Movieline.com web page:
This is a woman who admitted to reciting her marriage vows to her Hackers costar Jonny Lee Miller in a blood-stained shirt and rubber pants. Who, after playing a bisexual junkie in HBO's Gia, didn't deny rumors that she fancied women. Who once said in an interview, "You're young, you're drunk, you're in bed, you have knives, shit happens." Who kissed her brother on the mouth at the Oscars last year, and during her acceptance speech for winning Best Supporting Actress for Girl, Interrupted, told the world she was in love with him.
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Apparently she has no problem with doing her brother. Like I said, crazy, but who cares?
Link Posted: 5/26/2001 9:40:29 PM EDT
Yeah, she's hot. Got some quote in Latin tatooed on her belly. She's obviously as crazy as she is hot. Girl to party with, but definitely not a keeper, unless that Latin tattoo is "I never, never say no, even if I have a head ache and PMS, or even gawdforbid, my period".......
Link Posted: 5/26/2001 9:52:51 PM EDT
The quote is "Quod me nutrit me destruit.....what nourishes me also destroys me." So she's not the girl-next-door type. She's more real than how most women act.
Link Posted: 5/26/2001 10:09:53 PM EDT
It's not "Quod me nutrit...", it says "Quod me surgir..." My firm guess is, after taking 3 years of Latin, that it mostly likely means "What doesn't kill me makes me stronger", or taken word-by-word (since Latin words can be in almost any order) "What makes me stronger is what does not kill me" - same thing. Hell, who cares...HOTTIE! Jewbroni~
Link Posted: 5/26/2001 10:26:03 PM EDT
She liked her pair of HK USP Match's so much when she was filming Tomb Raider she bought one. The property master on the set had to fight with her to get the guns back after the scenes were done so he let her carry them around the set. Read that in an interview. If I can find that interview again I'll post a link.
Link Posted: 5/26/2001 11:36:57 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Chaingun: This time it went over the monitor and hit the wall 10ft away.[:D]
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Did you hit the X-ring? [;D]
Link Posted: 5/27/2001 5:34:27 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Jewbroni: It's not "Quod me nutrit...", it says "Quod me surgir..." My firm guess is, after taking 3 years of Latin, that it mostly likely means "What doesn't kill me makes me stronger",
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[b]That which does not kill us makes us stronger.[/b] --Freiderich Neitzche. It's also from the original "Conan the Barbarian" movie. Pretty dark stuff.
Link Posted: 5/27/2001 6:40:42 PM EDT
Originally Posted By radioman: If she was your sister.. would you.. you know.... nevermind. radioman
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In a New York minute. Sheeit,after the bed pic, if she was my MOM I would. Eric
Link Posted: 5/27/2001 8:59:28 PM EDT
Quod me surgir Roughly translated: Take all you want..but eat all you take!
Link Posted: 5/27/2001 10:08:17 PM EDT
Wow. I always thought she was older than me. How wrong I was.
Link Posted: 5/28/2001 5:02:04 AM EDT
Originally Posted By USPC40: Here are a couple of interesting pictures of her: [IMG]http://www.konni.com/angelina.nsf/files/Rosie_Odonnel_show-05/$file/Rosie_Odonnel_show-05.jpg[/IMG] It looks like she's about to throw up after smelling Rosie's breath in that second one. [:D]
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Note also that Rosie is clearly trying to look down her shirt. No doubt sizing up the goodies for the after show cast party that day... [puke]
Link Posted: 5/28/2001 5:11:05 AM EDT
"Boys, never screw anyone more messed up than you" If you pay attention to what I just said, you would be a fool in her case. If Billy Bob can have her, I figure even Imbro would have a shot. Things to do list today: 1) Rent "Gia"
Link Posted: 5/28/2001 9:06:53 AM EDT
Why do people insist on repeating what I just bloody said? I know it's persnickety, but it's really a pet peeve that annoys the crap outta me.
Link Posted: 5/28/2001 9:19:46 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Jewbroni: Why do people insist on repeating what I just bloody said?
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If you're referring to the "That which does not kill me..." bit, I was citing the source of the quote. OK? [sniper]
Link Posted: 5/28/2001 9:26:25 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Hank: rich314- the movie is "Gia" not "GINA"... [b]Yes sir, you are correct. Thanks[/b] no, wait.. that was my left hand again... [b]Yea, me too. Once when I had a 103 temperature[/b]
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Link Posted: 5/29/2001 3:21:11 PM EDT
I'd love to lick her belly button from the inside for sure.
Link Posted: 5/29/2001 3:37:42 PM EDT
She looks like Anna Malle in some of those pics.
Link Posted: 6/2/2001 7:02:45 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 6/2/2001 7:03:28 AM EDT by rocko]
Here is an part of an article that was on msnbc a while ago: [b]Even when her brother isn’t around, Angelina Jolie can be very provocative. She says that while playing cyberbabe-cum-motion-picture-heroine Lara Croft, she has fallen in love with her character’s guns. “They’re the things I’m most sensitive about people touching,” she said during filming last week. “I’ve gotten really attached to them.” [/b] Supposedly she went out an bought a usp match after the filming as well. I also believe she has a rather large collection of knives. She just needs to learn to keep thise fingers off the triggers! Here is the picture edited with Ms. Jolie showing proper gun safety! Also notice the new tattoo she was given. [img]http://www.hkpro.com/uspmatchcroft2.jpg[/img] Brian
Link Posted: 6/2/2001 7:15:57 AM EDT
Link Posted: 6/2/2001 2:08:22 PM EDT
[img]http://www.konni.com/angelina.nsf/files/big-Gia_19/$file/big-Gia_19.jpg[/img]
Link Posted: 6/2/2001 2:19:11 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 6/2/2001 2:27:41 PM EDT by lordtrader]
For some reason she does not float my boat at all. Don't get me wrong, I would not kick her outta bed if she was already to go. I only rate her a 1 stiffy outta five. I personally think that Alyssa Milano would've have made a great Lara Croft.
Link Posted: 7/1/2001 8:41:33 PM EDT
I thought she was great in "Tomb Raider". But now I have to check out "Gia".
Link Posted: 7/1/2001 9:14:45 PM EDT
Or you could have a Real Woman with her own guns [img]http://albums.photopoint.com/j/View?u=1069148&a=13421520&p=51182228[/img] [:D]
Link Posted: 7/1/2001 10:07:14 PM EDT
Despite the fact that she's nuttier than Chinese Chicken with Cashews, I'd: Slam her like a screen door, Violate her like a parking meter, Fill her up like a dump truck, Spray her like my lawn, Tie her down like luggage, Pump her like a well-used oil well, Screw her like a sheet of plywood, Bang her like a brass doorknocker, Oil her up like a multi-lugged bolt, Make her scream like a 12 year old with a skinned knee, Spank her like a spoiled brat, Ahh.. You get the point Samhain44
Link Posted: 7/2/2001 9:38:07 AM EDT
Link Posted: 7/2/2001 7:20:52 PM EDT
Those big-ass lips can be put to good use, and you don't have to look at her face, only the top of her head. [;D]
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