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6/21/2004 6:43:03 PM EDT
For some odd reason, the super here at work loves pissing us off by putting these shitty plastic covers on all of the computer keyboards.

These damn things make it almost impossible to type quickly and accurately.  I hate this shit.

Just my little rant for the day...
6/21/2004 7:31:43 PM EDT
[#1]
There was a time when keyboards were actually made well and worth protecting. Most new systems include $3 Chinese keyboards, so the cover probably cost more than the keyboard.

That's like putting a car cover on a rusted '72 Chevy Luv.
6/21/2004 8:13:12 PM EDT
[#2]

Quoted:
For some odd reason, the super here at work loves pissing us off by putting these shitty plastic covers on all of the computer keyboards.

These damn things make it almost impossible to type quickly and accurately.  I hate this shit.

Just my little rant for the day...



quit looking at too much pr0n at work, and the covers will not be needed.

TRG
6/21/2004 8:13:45 PM EDT
[#3]
Lose it.
6/21/2004 8:16:19 PM EDT
[#4]
condum.
6/21/2004 8:19:10 PM EDT
[#5]

Quoted:

Quoted:
For some odd reason, the super here at work loves pissing us off by putting these shitty plastic covers on all of the computer keyboards.

These damn things make it almost impossible to type quickly and accurately.  I hate this shit.

Just my little rant for the day...



quit looking at too much pr0n at work, and the covers will not be needed.

TRG



That's what paper towels are for.
6/21/2004 8:31:43 PM EDT
[#6]
BURN IT!!!

fire always makes it better.
6/21/2004 8:39:25 PM EDT
[#7]

Quoted:
For some odd reason, the super here at work loves pissing us off by putting these shitty plastic covers on all of the computer keyboards.

These damn things make it almost impossible to type quickly and accurately.  I hate this shit.

Just my little rant for the day...



Keyboard Condoms...

Yeuck...

Back when I was in HS, some dimwhit thought they made the KBs last longer...

The problem was cheap KBs, of course...
6/21/2004 8:46:56 PM EDT
[#8]
keep it on.

now when you read something funny, you can save the line "Dude! You owe me a new keyboard!" after you spew your drink on it.


6/21/2004 8:48:49 PM EDT
[#9]

Quoted:
keep it on.



I don't have any choice in the matter.  If I were to take it off, I would probably be taking the rest of the week off.

I hate them because they hinder my typing, go opaque after a while, and strike me as bacteria breeding grounds.
6/21/2004 9:15:28 PM EDT
[#10]
Purchase a keyboard, and use it while at work, if that is acceptable to your super.

More deviously minded... take a knife and scrape the key edges to cut the plastic cover's corners/edges, so it looks like wear.  When the covers keeps "wearing out" they'll get tired of replacing it.
6/21/2004 9:15:33 PM EDT
[#11]

Quoted:

Quoted:
keep it on.



I don't have any choice in the matter.  If I were to take it off, I would probably be taking the rest of the week off.

I hate them because they hinder my typing, go opaque after a while, and strike me as bacteria breeding grounds.



They'd axe you for that??

Where the hell do you work?!
6/21/2004 9:31:35 PM EDT
[#12]
I have a 4+ year old $10.00 keyboard. Very simple, with nothing fancy except the windows buttons. It's also an off-brand mfg. It has been spilled on countless times, and I cannot imagine how much crap there is under the keys. Four years of crumbs, dust, spills, etc etc. It still keeps on typing. Although some of the commonly used button springs are getting a bit worn out, still works great.

I think I will replace it soon, with another $10.00 keyboard, since some of the buttons are getting mushy.

6/21/2004 9:34:26 PM EDT
[#13]

Quoted:
BURN IT!!!

fire always makes it better.





I am going to have to second this option.
6/21/2004 9:35:05 PM EDT
[#14]
Back when keyboards were about five pounds, had good Cherry switches (hey Beer Slayer...I'm thinking of the nice IBM AT keyboards) they were expensive.  Now a keyboard is less than ten bucks.  We buy them by the dozen so when the office types fill them up with staples that get lose or crumbs from their munchies or the coffee with cream and sugar, we give them the 'be more careful' and replace it.   This assumes it is a standard PS2 keyboard.  If this is on a proprietary device, the keyboard could be pricey.  One PITA company we have to deal with has the keyboard in a case with a 3.5 inch floppy, a little LCD screen and a circuit board and they want over $1K no matter what is wrong with it.
6/22/2004 12:24:52 AM EDT
[#15]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
keep it on.



I don't have any choice in the matter.  If I were to take it off, I would probably be taking the rest of the week off.

I hate them because they hinder my typing, go opaque after a while, and strike me as bacteria breeding grounds.



They'd axe you for that??

Where the hell do you work?!



No, but I'm sure the head honcho wouldn't take too kindly to me removing the thing he spent the last two months trying to get.  Now I could make up a bullshit story about how the covers hurt keyboards and he would probably believe it, but I won't go that far.

I hate the things, but I don't really have a say in it.  I'm the only one that really types on this machine anyway.  Everyone else only uses the numerical keypad or the hunt & peck system.  I can deal with it, but I don't really like it.  I like hearing the clicking of the keys as I type and this damn keyboard condom (I like that term) muffles everything.

6/22/2004 1:06:44 AM EDT
[#16]
Spray a light mist of brake cleaner on them. The plastic will soften and as soon as it is used, will smear and make the plastic opaque rendering the keys unreadable. Bitch that you cant type without seeng the letters.
6/22/2004 1:29:43 AM EDT
[#17]
That's the problem, I don't need to see the letters.