Posted: 6/12/2004 6:51:09 PM EDT
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Here is the video of it. webpages.charter.net/battleaxe42/shmap5.wmv |
 ouchno helmet either |
| "It truly is amazing the stunts that these trained professionals can do. Modern motorcycle stunt riders are continuously taking things to a new level of difficulty. As we see here, Jack Hurt has perfected a stunt in which he uses the force of the bike's tires against air to propel himself down the track while balancing the motorcycle above him. What will these daredevils come up with next!?" |
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From the lack of tread on his back tire, I'd say he's not in the habit of taking care of anything, especially his melon. I'm not in favor of helmet laws, but that damn pavement is hard. I wonder how he got on the track without a helmet in the first place. "...and you'll note class, that it was at this point that the cadaver before you, Mr. Dickhead, sustained what later became a fatal wound to the abdomen." |
You guys are so mean. Who here HASN'T done that.  I once did the very same thing with an off-road bike, the bike landed on me, I tore open my thighs and hit my head pretty bad on the road. I just want to note that I wasn't trying to show off, and nobody was watching me - I was pretyt unfamiliar with the bike, and it was more powerful that I thought - either I fucked something up, or the clutch slipped somehow. After having the bike fly up in the air and crash down on top of me, I had a completely surreal experience. The road was a pretty empty suburban setting, before noon, so there was nobody around. When I regained consciousness, I noticed an elderly (but not really old) lady walking towards me, with two small dogs on a leash. As I laid there, pants soaked in blood, trying to move and seeing if my limbs still worked, she just stood there an looked at me. Her dogs came over and sniffed at me, and then she walked off. Didn't say anything, didn't offer to help - just freakin' walked off and left me lying in the street. Can anyone believe that?? What the hell? I turned out not to be seriously injured, and managed to get up and walk home (supporting myself on the bike). Since I hadn't broken any bones, and road rash didn't require stitches, I never went to the hospital!!! |
