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6/10/2004 7:51:33 AM EDT
i've got two methhead neighbors that have two of the most annoying mutts ever. the whole neighborhood bitches about them and their dogs. they bark like rabid hyenas at all hours of the day & night, always waking people up and generally annoying them. i went over to ask them to keep them inside or something, and the black guy and white girl told me they'd take care of it. it's been another sleepless, methed-out week for them (this fucking guy also mows his lawn at 1:00 am) and still nothing. my question is, what's the most discrete, effective way to eliminate these two medium-sized mutts? if you have a problem with this post, go back over to PETAs website because i don't care. thank you.
6/10/2004 7:54:05 AM EDT
[#1]
1. Find someone who is a bee keeper, or knows a bee keeper.
2. obtain some striknine from the beekeeper.
3. roll into a delicious hamburger ball.
4. drop on dogs side of the fence.

bark bark bark .... slience.

Not that I have ever done that or anything.
6/10/2004 7:56:27 AM EDT
[#2]
I have the same problem.  DOgs bark constantly.  The worst part is that it isnt the dogs fault.  They keep him chained up in  the back yard and never pay it any attention.  The dog is barking because it is lonely.

ISO in this case I think the owners need the hamburger...not the dog.

Sgatr15
6/10/2004 7:57:01 AM EDT
[#3]
Rural area?

Aguila .22 Colibri shells. About as loud as a handclap.

Use from 8ft or less, the'll do the job.

Shoot, shovel and shut up.

I'm a dog owner but have no reservations about taking care of feral dogs.

You COULD have them picked up by animal control and from what you describe your neighbors would rather spend their money on their minds than their dogs to bail them out (which could be pricey, since animal control won't release dogs unless they have all their shots).
6/10/2004 7:57:17 AM EDT
[#4]

Quoted:
1. Find someone who is a bee keeper, or knows a bee keeper.
2. obtain some striknine from the beekeeper.
3. roll into a delicious hamburger ball.
4. drop on dogs side of the fence.

bark bark bark .... slience.

Not that I have ever done that or anything.



could i buy this somewhere? what would be the lethal dosage? i've also heard of antifreeze being used. how would this be administered? it's an urban area, not too densely populated. shooting would be my last resort, though.
6/10/2004 8:00:11 AM EDT
[#5]
Lets not even go there......MMMkay?