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5/30/2004 7:26:42 AM EDT
So I'm at the park the other day with my friends walking our dogs, when all of a sudden the whole park sounds like downtown Bahgdad. You know the wailing moaning type singing that Muslims do? Well, some guy was lettin it all out. As we were leaving the guy had this real self satisfied grin on his face like he just got laid. My friends and I just walked carefully by praying he wasn't strapped with explosives.

Anyway, that's all fine and good, public park, do what you want. Now there is a guy singing like that in my apartment complex! I'm considering a noise complaint. This guy is really loud. My wife and I moved here under the belief that the renters agreement specifically forbade Jihad of any sort. Man I need to move.

Now back to keeping an eye on my terrorist neighbor.
5/30/2004 7:29:59 AM EDT
[#1]
Hope that doesn't mean they know something we don't...
5/30/2004 7:36:44 AM EDT
[#2]
While listening to the first guy wailing, my friends and I were just waiting to hear the exploding vest bomb finale.
5/30/2004 7:41:40 AM EDT
[#3]
Hope "They" don't own your building
5/30/2004 8:22:30 AM EDT
[#4]
Famous advice of AR15.com:



SHOOT, SHOVEL AND SHUT UP!
5/30/2004 8:47:42 AM EDT
[#5]
I think that "wailing, singing" is the call to prayer. But since your on high alert because of it...if your close to your neighbor and hear either "allah-hu akbar" or "la ilaha ilalallah" try to repent your own sins before he finishes either word.
5/30/2004 9:00:30 AM EDT
[#6]
Shoot him. After hearing the wailing you can claim you were just putting him out of his misery.

CW
5/30/2004 9:02:25 AM EDT
[#7]
Why were'nt you stomping his guts out?
5/30/2004 9:12:50 AM EDT
[#8]
that just stinks
5/30/2004 9:15:37 AM EDT
[#9]
ahhhhh the sounds of a peaceful religion.......................shoot back!
5/30/2004 9:24:37 AM EDT
[#10]
Try to convert him to a new religion. For instance, The Godzillist religion.

Don't forget to ask him where his god was when Mothra attacked.