Posted: 5/11/2004 10:07:01 PM EDT
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How about this game plan So I was sitting at work tonight and I was board out of my gored; the only thing that kept going through my mind was that damn video that I was dumb enough to watch and that civilian getting his head cut off. So in all my anger I started thinking of ways that America could get some revenge. Well, Muslims can’t eat or tough pork or else they have to go to the city of Mecca to get cleansed and if they die before that happens than they go to hell. My thoughts are that we should grind up any and all pork that we can and load it into fire fighting plains, fly over and soak Iraq with pig shit. Then all we would have to do it announce that their shit hole of a country is covered in the other white meat and sit outside of Mecca with 50’s and mortars so that they couldn’t get in and ask for forgiveness for their sins. If the Iraqis could not get forgiveness they wouldn’t fight b/c if they die they would surly go to hell, we would have them at out fingertips and they wouldn’t even attempt to fight back. Sorry if this sounds like a bunch of rambling, but I was board and I think it’s a good way to embarrass that stupid fucking religion and make them realize that if they don’t wanna play fair we won’t either. Jerad |
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Well if you don't spray most of the Iraqi cities then they won't have any reason to go to Mecca for forgiveness. There fore they would keep fighting, and they wouldn't be scared of going to hell. If they had to go to Mecca for forgiveness or else they would go to hell, they would go and they wouldn't fight until they where forgiven. If we had control of Mecca then they wouldn't fight and we would simply hand them their asses. Jerad |
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Funny thing is, Osama bin Laden wasn't pissed at the U.S. until we went to Saudi and were allowed to operate out of the Haj in Jeddah. Jeddah is about 90 miles west of Mecca and the Haj is the airport where everyone comes into the country for their pilgramage to Mecca. It's considered holy ground also. This is the place where one of the buses got shot up that took us back and forth to the compounds we were staying in. I remember after the ground war was over, there was about 1 month before Ramadan which I think is one of the biggest pilgramage events to Mecca. We had to make that place look like we were never even there. FWIW, not knowing what it was actually for, I took a leak in one of the wash basins that they wash there feet in before they proceed to Mecca. When I found out what I had done, I didn't do it again. Now I wish I had done more than just take a leak in it. |