Posted: 4/30/2004 3:30:08 PM EDT
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The teacher asks Alice: "What did you do at break time?" Alice replied, "I played in the sand pit." Teacher says "That's good. Go to the blackboard, and if you can write 'sand' correctly, I'll give you a sweet." She does and gets a sweet. Teacher asks Billy what he did at break time. Billy replies, "I played with Alice in the sand pit." Teacher says, "Good. If you write 'pit' correctly on the blackboard, I'll give you a sweet." Billy does, and gets a sweet. Teacher then asks Mustaffa Abdul Mahmoud what he did at break time. He says, "I tried to play with Alice and Billy, but they threw stones at me." Teacher says, "Threw stones at you? That sounds like blatant racial discrimination. If you can write 'blatant racial discrimination' on the blackboard correctly, I'll give you a sweet."  Feel free to add your own... |
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I have a rooster and you have a donkey. You donkey jumps on my rooster and bites off his feet and swallowshem.. Now what do you have??? Two feet of my cock in your ass. |