Posted: 3/31/2004 9:51:37 AM EDT
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Worrying is like a rocking chair, sure it's something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere.- Van Wilder Don't take life to seriously, you'll never get out alive.-Van Wilder I got a couple more but these two just stick in my head as of late. Anyone else got any other good ones? |
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"Size matters not. Look at me! Judge me by my size, do you?" Yoda, [u]The Empire Strikes Back[/u] "So what do you need, besides a miracle?" "Guns. [b]Lots[/b] of guns." Tank and Neo, [u]The Matrix[/u] "There is nothing so dangerous as the inspired amateur." Aunt Mary Drexel, [u]The Happiest Millionaire[/u] "Be...excellent...to each other. And...PARTY ON, DUDES!" Theodore "Ted" Logan, [u]Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure[/u] "You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be [b]cautious[/b]" Obi-wan "Ben" Kenobi, [u]Star Wars[/u] And the all-time best and wisest movie quote to ever grace AR15.com... . . . . . . . . . . . . . "Good...bad...I'm the guy with the gun." Ash, [u]Army of Darkness[/u] |
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[i]'If I put anything in my mouth, it's going to be expensive.'[/i] - Michelle Pfeiffer as 'Suzie Diamond', [i]The Fabulous Baker Boys.[/i] Unfortunately, she was referring to those imported cigarettes she was always smoking! Eric The(ButItSoundedSoGoood!)Hun[>]:)] |
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Not a wise quote, but one of my favorites: "Ooh, this diaper is makin' my nuts rub together! It's gon'ta start a FIRE!" - Fat Bastard Here's another favorite: "Dear Lord, I promise I'll never pick another pocket as long as I live. Now here's the problem. How can I prove my good faith to you if I die here?" *Later he escapes, and short on cash he picks a pocket* "I know I promised, Lord, never again. But I also know that you know what a weak-minded person I am." - Phillipe Gaston |
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"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist." "The only two things I got in this world is my word and my balls, and I don't break 'em for nobody." "Allow nothing to be in your life that you can't walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you spot the heat around the corner." |
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"I think a plan is just a list of things that don't happen" -The Way of the Gun "A pint of blood will fetch you 50 bucks. A shot of come, 2 grand. If you keep your life simple, you can practically self-sustain" - The Way of the Gun "Conan! What is best in life? To crush your enemies. To see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women!" -Conan the Barbarian |
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Quoted: Here's another favorite: "Dear Lord, I promise I'll never pick another pocket as long as I live. Now here's the problem. How can I prove my good faith to you if I die here?" *Later he escapes, and short on cash he picks a pocket* "I know I promised, Lord, never again. But I also know that you know what a weak-minded person I am." - Phillipe Gaston [i]Ladyhawke[/i], an excellent (and underrated) movie! |
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"When did Noah build the Arc Gladys? Before the rain. . .before the rain." "Are you going to make your move or dance with your hand on my ass all night?" "(Does)this taskforce have a name?" (in response to the question 'and how did you come by this information?') "Oh, just things we pick up in the field." "Never get yourself hurt or killed for an asset. If it comes down to you or them, send flowers." "Save enough money to retire someplace warm." All the above sid by Robert Redford as Nathan Muir in SPY GAME. |
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Quoted: "Allow nothing to be in your life that you can't walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you spot the heat around the corner." "My daddy always said there's only one time a man should be in a hurry: when the cops are coming up the stairs." Sky Masterson, [u]Guys and Dolls[/u] |
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From The Way Of The Gun Parker: Need is the ultimate monkey. Parker: Don't you think it's funny that if I grab a woman's ass and she punches me, she's fighting for her rights, but if a f****t grabs my ass and I punch his lights out, I'm a homophobe? Hale Chidduck: Do you believe in karma? Joe Sarno: Karma's justice without the satisfaction. I don't believe in justice. One's backfire...three is gun play |