Posted: 3/10/2004 7:29:57 AM EDT
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An email forward but, one I haven't seen 50 times. >1. Those who jump off a bridge in Paris... are in Seine. >2. A backward poet writes... inverse. >3. A man's home is his castle..., in a manor of speaking. >4. Dijon vu - the same mustard as before. >5. Practice safe eating - always use condiments. >6. Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death. >7. A man needs a mistress... just to break the monogamy. >8. A hangover is the wrath of grapes. >9. Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play. >10. Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? >11. Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion. >12. Reading while sunbathing makes you well red. >13. When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I. >14. A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired. >15. The definition of a will?... (It's a dead giveaway.) >16. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. >17. In democracy, your vote counts. In feudalism, your count votes. >18. She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off. >19. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion. >20. If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed. >21. With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress. >22. When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds. >23. The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered. >24. You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it. >25. Local Area Network in Australia:... the LAN down under. >26. He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key. >27. Every calendar's days are numbered. >28. A lot of money is tainted - It taint yours and it taint mine. >29. A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat. >30. He had a photographic memory that was never developed. >31. A plateau is a high form of flattery. >32. A midget fortune teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large. >33. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end. >34. Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall. >35. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis. >36. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses. >37. Acupuncture is a jab well done. |