Posted: 2/19/2004 4:18:55 PM EDT
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What the hell is going on? Second time this month! Standing at the urinal taking care of business and the dude next to me decides its fine time to strike up a conversation. I don’t know you, I don’t want to hear a mans voice while I hold my penis! Him-"How’s your day been?" Me-(Thinking I should say "was good till this guy started talking to me in the bathroom") but I said HUH? Its OK in a mean tone Him- "Yeah, in class today we have papers due" Me- "Uh huh" I then shook and didn’t even bother to wash my hands I wanted to get out of there. This is real bullshit. |
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The rule has been explained to me, only talk if u are on equal footing. And I never talk to anyone unless its a buddy of mine and we were having a conversation on the way to the Head. Say, a debate over a type of aircraft control system. But I never start a conversation cause I look at the person I talk to. And at a urinal EYES FRONT! hence, no conversatin. Sry M4, you must just be a real pretty man [;D] |
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What's even worse is if there are 3 urinals and open stalls. You are on the far right urinal, and the other two are open. Some dudes insist on occupying the urinal right next to you. Give it some damn space and stop acting like you want to get close to me. We need bathroom etiquette 101: 1. No talking while pissing. 2. If there are open urinals, choose the one furthest from the occupied urinals. |
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Yeah, no talking and no head turning. And if you're done before me, turn to leave AWAY from me..... Also, what's up with the shedding all over the damn urinal?? At least clean up after yourself...... It's such poor restroom habits and etiquette that make me put a paper towel between my hand and the doorknob when I leave....you think I want your dick-sweat all over my freshly washed hands??!? --ZERO |
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Quoted: I get stage fright at public urinals. Just cannot let a stream loose if someone else is there, if they started talking to me I'd realy lock up. Weird, but I've been that way as long as I can remember. That happens to me if I have another guy right next to me...I absolutely hate it when the urinals are "all" being utilized (skipping one for the needed room). I sure as hell don't want to be the guy who brushes up against others in the urinal. I'll take a stall over that any day, thank you very much! And then you get that gratifying splash as the stream hits...aaahhhhh... Excuse me, I have to take a piss now. BTW, great game Belfry. The last one was a tough spot...[:D] |
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Begining conversations with people you don't know,or haven't spoken to beforehand,or making eye contct with,or lookin in any direction except dead ahead,or turning toward someone while shaking it off,or rubbing against someone....these are homo head games.It puts me right off my piss when tinkerbells want to have a conversation with me while the bladder is deflating.Pissing is a mans work......its lonely thankless and best done manualy. |
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Quoted: Gross, you didnt' even wash your hands? The way I see it, I wash my penis in the morning. I put him away carefully in his briefs, safe from the outside world. After taking a leak I feel like I ought to wash my PENIS, I mean, who knows what filth I'm carrying on these hands! [:D] |
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Quoted: What the hell is going on? Second time this month! Standing at the urinal taking care of business and the dude next to me decides its fine time to strike up a conversation. I don’t know you, I don’t want to hear a mans voice while I hold my penis! Him-"How’s your day been?" Me-(Thinking I should say "was good till this guy started talking to me in the bathroom") but I said HUH? Its OK in a mean tone Him- "Yeah, in class today we have papers due" Me- "Uh huh" I then shook and didn’t even bother to wash my hands I wanted to get out of there. This is real bullshit. Maybe your pants are too tight. |
| Y'all are some insecure mofos! I aint got a shy bone in my body. I guess it comes from being looked at so much when I had my surgeries and physical exams. Don't make a shit to me if Mother Theresa walks in on me taking a dump. Some "snake charmer" eyeballing me? Big deal! He puts his hands on my all bets on me being civil are off. There are way to many IMPORTANT things in life to worry about. IMH(but not shy)O. |
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Kinda off subject but I will tell a tale of the Brush Run 101. A world championship heavy metal off-road race located in the middle of nowhere. You might have seen it on ESPN or SPEED. Anyways....the "restroom" is a 20x20 square concrete block structure with a metal trough bolted to opposite walls at a angle with a single drain on the low end. Kinda like a rain gutter. It is between race heats and every loaded northern redneck is filled with Budweiser. Just drunk enough to numb a bladder that was screaming to piss a half hour ago. The real race begins; to the pisser. Its 25+ men shoulder-to-shoulder, 4 deep and growing behind you as you step up to plate. No conversation, maybe a occasional belch or fart, for even the pig farmers are holding their breath. Remember the single outlet and angled pig trough. I tell you, as a friend, you do NOT want to be on the low end of that river. You doing your own business and rather not have to force a pinch-off. BUT, to see a alarming rate of rise in the yellowist fowl flow (only Rosie O has seen worse) you have ever seen. Then a few drunks also take precautions and stumble back into the newcomers behind the fireing line. Muzzle control becomes sloppy. I tell you, use the parking lot. This is the kind of thing nightmares are made of. |
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I only use a urinal at work or the bar. At work, it seems rude to avoid conversation since I'm probably friends with the guy. At the bar I'm quiet except for one time I was buzzing pretty hard, and some other drunk was complaining about something when I turned my head and my hand, thus my peeepee followed. Pissed on his foot and ankle a bit but he didn't even notice. |
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Best invention in the world: There's a bar in Mexico City that has a urinal built into the bar. Sufficient distance so there isn't back splash or problems from the guy on the barstood next to you shaking it off. This is the only urinal appropriate for conversation to take place. You're drinking beer with your buddies and everything happens when it needs to under the bar out of sight. |
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WTF is up with these facilities that think a horses water trough is a good place for 50 guys to stand shoulder to shoulder so they can have a communal piss? or the places that spend thousands to build a restroom but are too damn cheap to buy a 3'x2' piece of ply wood and bolt it to the fucking wall. is asking for some privacy so we dont have to worry about some fag sneaking a peek or and having to dodge piss spray from the idiot that likes to stand 2 feet away from the urinal and then lean back so everyone can see what color his urine is that day? |
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Quoted: I get stage fright at public urinals. Just cannot let a stream loose if someone else is there, if they started talking to me I'd realy lock up. Weird, but I've been that way as long as I can remember. Yeah, I hear ya. If I have to think about something else besides pissing (like the guy beside me rubbing shoulders or trying to strike up a conversation), it ain't gonna happen. The worst time was in Zurich at the train station. The public pisser was a [b]circular[/b] trough. You had to try to take a whiz while at the same time trying not to eyeball the 5 guys in your field of view or their willies. Sometimes I wish I'd gone through boot camp; I think that would have been a good cure for shyness. [:D] |