Posted: 2/4/2004 3:26:57 PM EDT
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How do you get an elephant into a safeway bag? You take the "s" out of safe and the "f" out of way. 
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How do you capture an elephant? First, dig a hole about 8 feet deep, and no more than 10 feet in diameter. Then burn 20lbs of hickory wood into ash, and evenly coat the floor of the pit with it. After this is finished, cover the hold with about 20 long, thin branches and then lay palm leaves over them until the hole is completely covered. Then place carrots, leeks and cabbage, in an alternating pattern, around the now-covered hold at 1 foot intervals. Then, when the elephant comes to take a leek, kick him in the ash hole. [bow] |
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Quoted: How do you capture an elephant? First, dig a hole about 8 feet deep, and no more than 10 feet in diameter. Then burn 20lbs of hickory wood into ash, and evenly coat the floor of the pit with it. After this is finished, cover the hold with about 20 long, thin branches and then lay palm leaves over them until the hole is completely covered. Then place carrots, leeks and cabbage, in an alternating pattern, around the now-covered hold at 1 foot intervals. Then, when the elephant comes to take a leek, kick him in the ash hole. [bow] [rofl2] |