Posted: 1/27/2004 7:13:07 AM EDT
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I didnt want to hijack the other thread, so I will start this one. We always talk about which is the best zombie gun, but just think, when the zombies do attack, itis likely that the members of this board (those who have not written this topic off as stupid!) will be the only ones to survive because we have planned which gun and round would be the best. So shouldnt we all join up somehow? I believe that in the event of zombie attack the infra-structure (power, water, etc.)of the US will be fairly uneffected, because zombies really dont care about breaking stuff, just eating brains. So, then isn't it logical that we all get on here and find out which state has the most members left and combine there? what are your thoughts on this? |
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Well I think... Three hunderd years ago Thought I might get some sleep Stretched myself out onna antique bed An' my spirit did a midnight creep You know I'll never sleep no more To me it seem that is just ain't wise Didja ever wake up in the mornin' With a ZOMBY WOOF behind your eyes I am the ZOMBY WOOF I'm the creature all the ladies been Talkin' about I am the ZOMBY WOOF They all seek for shelter when I come chargin' out Here I'm is, the ZOMBY WOOF Tellin' you all the Zomby troof Here I'm is... Reety-awrighty, he da ZOMBY WOOF Reety-awrighty, he da ZOMBY WOOF The said aw-reety An' they was aw-righty An' I was a Zomby for you, little lady... I got a great big pointed fang Which is my Zomby Toof My right foot is bigger than my other one is Like a reg'lar Zomby Hoof If I raid your dormitorium Don't try to remain aloof... I might snatch you up screamin' through the window all nekkid An' do it to you on the roof, don't mess with the ZOMBY WOOF I am about as evil as a Boogie Man can be! Tellin' you all the Zomby Troof Here I'm is, the ZOMBY WOOF Tellin' you all the Zomby Troof Here I'm is, the ZOMBY WOOF |
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As the author of the last zombie thread, I agree. Zombies are actually analogous to everything that we are against. They are the ultimate leftist. We work, zombies are habitually unemployed. We give, all they do is take. We are independent thinkers, zombies do not think, they only react. We are independent in our actions and we don't want other lifestyle forced on us. Zombies have a group mentality(If any), they would force their situation on us. Die and become one of them or be eaten. We work for the common good, zombies are parasite. We want to live in a safe environment, zombies like street gangs take that away. Zombies make martial law a reality. We don't like martial law. There is more, but it comes down to this; ZOMBIES SUCK! Not in the fun way. Bilster |
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Quoted: i'm all about the zombie hunting Glad to hear it! But, a word of caution. While my zombie interest is of the [i]semper paratus[/i] sort, we have a member who is a professional zombie hunter working under a government contract. I think he calls himself an "Undead Infestation Elimination Specialist" or something like that. To hear him tell it, despite the way things look in the documentaries, zombie hunting is not a pick-up avocation. In fact, while he's not arrogant enough to say "leave it to the professionals," he makes it pretty clear that tracking and eliminating the moldy bastards can be pretty dangerous. You may want to wait and see what he has to say before you load the jeep with PBR and head out into the field. |