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1/22/2004 1:01:34 AM EDT
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Odd Blog


Thursday, January 08, 2004

Will the real Beavis please stand up?

Do you miss Beavis and Butthead? Wonder where they went after they did America? Well, have I got good news for you! Turns out Beavis, in human form, is alive and well -- and committing crime right here in Oregon. Not only is this guy the spitting image of the animated headbanger also known as Cornholio, he was arrested under ... odd circumstances last week.

Chris Kemp, 37, was found inside a Gresham man's home wearing the resident's mother's clothing and playing music last Friday night. To be specific, Kemp was wearing Carlos Castillo's mother's leopard-skin hat and matching scarf. Castillo confronted the alarmingly large-foreheaded intruder, who then returned money he'd stolen and agreed to wait for the police to arrive.

So, you're asking, what about all the scratches on Kemp's huge forehead? No one knows for sure, but Kemp has garnered a bit of a cult following since his mug shot hit the 'Net last week, and The Smoking Gun offers this insight:

As for the ... mug shot taken by the Multnomah County Sheriff, no, the image has not been manipulated to make Kemp resemble a light bulb or balloon. And he apparently got those forehead scratches during an earlier encounter with some sort of brier patch, details of which TSG has not uncovered.
The unfortunately famous Kemp has also been featured on mugshots.com and in the Glasgow Daily Record.

Thanks to Chris for alerting me to this truly odd morsel.



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That is the fucking goofiest looking guy I have ever seen. He looks EXACTLY like beavis.
1/22/2004 1:05:34 AM EDT
[#1]
I need TP for my Bunghole.
1/22/2004 1:06:02 AM EDT
[#2]
Are you threatning me?
1/22/2004 1:06:15 AM EDT
[#3]
Would you like to see my bunghole?
1/22/2004 1:11:16 AM EDT
[#4]
Best round to use against The Grear CORNHOLIO!!!?


I think the first eposide Cornholio was in was called something about Bungholio, it was the halloween one.
1/22/2004 1:12:10 AM EDT
[#5]
I suppose that is what Dean's head will look like once it explodes!


[img]http://www.oregonlive.com/images/weblogs/oddblog/realbeavis.jpg[/img]
1/22/2004 1:13:45 AM EDT
[#6]
Nic-a-raaaaguaaaaaaaaa...aguaaaaaaa
1/22/2004 1:35:42 AM EDT
[#7]
[ROFL2]
1/22/2004 2:25:38 AM EDT
[#8]
That picture looks just like picolo when he tried to help his cat take a tounge bath!!

Bob [:D]
1/22/2004 2:31:43 AM EDT
[#9]
Get him some green face paint, and he could be The Leader from the Hulk comix...[peep]
1/22/2004 3:55:08 AM EDT
[#10]
"What a waste of a head"
1/22/2004 3:56:11 AM EDT
[#11]
Oooooh...didn't I see him in a Twilight Zone episode? "To Serve Man"? [shock]

Otherwise, what a freakin' throwback...
1/22/2004 4:03:49 AM EDT
[#12]
"Do you need PP for youra bung-gahola?There is no need to be ashameda.....I am a Corn-a-hol-ee-oh." I never thought that this was a "real"person until now.
1/22/2004 4:03:59 AM EDT
[#13]
[img]http://www.oregonlive.com/images/weblogs/oddblog/realbeavis.jpg[/img]

[url=http://www.fortunecity.com/lavender/loxwood/38/beavis01.wav]Bungholio![/url]<---Click here!
1/22/2004 4:21:40 AM EDT
[#14]
fire ... FIRE! FIRE! FIRE!


yaggghhghghhg

1/22/2004 4:35:51 AM EDT
[#15]
That's not a forehead, it's a FIVE-HEAD!
1/22/2004 4:46:44 AM EDT
[#16]
[lol]
1/22/2004 4:51:22 AM EDT
[#17]
That's quite a melon.
1/22/2004 5:01:02 AM EDT
[#18]
That IS Beavis![shock]

That picture has been photoshopped...right?  
1/22/2004 5:07:04 AM EDT
[#19]
I'm speechless
1/22/2004 5:15:47 AM EDT
[#20]
Poor bastard.
1/22/2004 5:25:41 AM EDT
[#21]
Quoted:
That's not a forehead, it's a FIVE-HEAD!
View Quote


[lol]  Pushing 6 if you ask me!  
1/22/2004 6:38:15 AM EDT
[#22]
Those scratches are actually stretch marks.  His head is about to explode.
1/22/2004 11:23:14 AM EDT
[#23]
From what I gather its not a photoshop. But i could be wrong.
1/22/2004 11:34:37 AM EDT
[#24]
Can you imagine the life this poor bastard has lived, looking like that?

Wow.
1/22/2004 11:36:49 AM EDT
[#25]
Frog baseball anyone?

1/22/2004 11:44:16 AM EDT
[#26]
[b]COME OUT WITH YOUR PANTS DOWN![/b]
1/22/2004 11:50:46 AM EDT
[#27]
[img]www.vaq34.com/junk/bvs.jpg[/img]
1/22/2004 11:59:23 AM EDT
[#28]
lets see if this works

[img]http://www.foxnews.com/images/1306/17_21_200_bio_alancolmes.jpg[/img]

[img]http://www.oregonlive.com/images/weblogs/oddblog/realbeavis.jpg[/img]

hmmhmm...huhuhhu...hmmhmmhmm..huhuh...
1/22/2004 12:04:50 PM EDT
[#29]
AIMLESS=kernelklinck?

Bastages!

I need TP for my bunghole.