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1/17/2004 9:18:15 AM EDT


And yes, that's exactly what it looks like.
1/17/2004 9:21:59 AM EDT
[#1]
mmmmm I want some bacon.
1/17/2004 9:24:07 AM EDT
[#2]
WTF????
1/17/2004 9:25:30 AM EDT
[#3]
researchers at the japanese national Zombie facility prepare lunch for the visiting tourists.
1/17/2004 9:26:58 AM EDT
[#4]
"With these disguises, The PRK will  control the imperialist Yankee pig dog military before they know what hit 'em!"
1/17/2004 9:27:01 AM EDT
[#5]
I can't even begin to caption it.  What precisely the fuck is that all about?
1/17/2004 9:29:11 AM EDT
[#6]
OK

Those wacky Japs..  did nobody tell them where leather comes from?
1/17/2004 9:33:55 AM EDT
[#7]
"I bet the next group of unruly tourist will believe us when we say we'lll tan their hides!"
1/17/2004 9:45:25 AM EDT
[#8]
UPI  Former Cryogenics pioneer Wen Liu Hang may corner the market on "Assisted Living."  The Beijing based doctor has perfected the science of soy-bean stuffed cadavers, allowing loved ones to maintain the ties that bind with the deceased.
1/17/2004 9:50:33 AM EDT
[#9]
At a remote Japanese lab, the [u]rest[/u] of the Ted Williams family are prepared for eternity.
1/17/2004 9:56:02 AM EDT
[#10]
And for those who fear AIDS and other STD's, we now have fully-functional full body condoms.
1/17/2004 10:05:03 AM EDT
[#11]
Quoted:
[url]http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,322273,00.jpg[/url]

And yes, that's exactly what it looks like.
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Source???

1/17/2004 10:12:27 AM EDT
[#12]
"Private researchers at the Tatum Institute for Tantric Sex (TITS) scramble to uncover the cause for a rash of failures in recently sold inflatable sex dolls..."
1/17/2004 10:12:39 AM EDT
[#13]
"Never saw a case of Wasting disease this bad before"
1/17/2004 10:58:42 AM EDT
[#14]
I think I speak for us all when I say...[red][b][size=5]WTF??[/size=5][/b][/red]
1/17/2004 11:24:53 AM EDT
[#15]
All your skin are belong to us.
1/17/2004 11:28:59 AM EDT
[#16]
More proof that Atkins really does work!
1/17/2004 11:35:27 AM EDT
[#17]
FYI:
"Chinese workers preparing human skins for 'Professor' von Hagen's 'Körperwelten' (Body Worlds) exhibition. Von Hagen admitted that amongst his exhibits are not only the bodies of people who donated theirs to science, but also freshly executed Chinese prisoners."

[img]http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,238861,00.jpg[/img]
Von Hagen and one of his exhibits.

Edited to clarify: Von Hagen is the one with the hat.
1/17/2004 11:37:51 AM EDT
[#18]
Quoted:
[url]http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,322273,00.jpg[/url]

And yes, that's exactly what it looks like.
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IBTL. I think i saw a nipple.


1/17/2004 11:43:04 AM EDT
[#19]
Wow, Jessica, you sure have lost a lot of weight!

Yeah, I went to a psychologist that trained me to avoid food.

But...you're anorexic.

Yeah, the guy's really good.


(Note: Adapted/stolen from [u]Office Space[/u])
1/17/2004 11:52:47 AM EDT
[#20]
"It puts the lotion on it's skin, or else it gets the hose again."
1/17/2004 11:57:20 AM EDT
[#21]
"Calista Flockhart (Ally McBeal) and her bridesmaids are attended to hand and foot by their team of loving Chinese assistants as they prepare for the upcoming wedding to Harrison Ford."
1/17/2004 11:59:57 AM EDT
[#22]
Damn. I guess some people can jump out of their skin.

They got the skinny on someone.

Someone slipped them some skin.

1/17/2004 12:16:36 PM EDT
[#23]
Quoted:
Quoted:
[url]http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,322273,00.jpg[/url]

And yes, that's exactly what it looks like.
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Source???

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[url]http://www.spiegel.de/panorama/0,1518,282332,00.html[/url]
1/17/2004 12:23:01 PM EDT
[#24]
Quoted:
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Von Hagen and one of his exhibits.

Edited to clarify: Von Hagen is the one with the hat.
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Thanks for the guffaw.  It was a good thing I wasn't sipping soda when I read that. [:)]
1/17/2004 12:36:34 PM EDT
[#25]
After tripas were banned- Korean merchants in east L.A found a new niche market.
1/17/2004 12:41:59 PM EDT
[#26]
SOYLENT GREEN comes to mind.
1/17/2004 12:43:48 PM EDT
[#27]
Quoted:
"Calista Flockhart (Ally McBeal) and her bridesmaids are attended to hand and foot by their team of loving Chinese assistants as they prepare for the upcoming wedding to Harrison Ford."
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[lol]