Posted: 12/31/2003 5:20:27 PM EDT
| Vanilla Coke reminds me of the vanilla WonderTrees® I used to have in my cars: they always smelled like hearse after a while. |
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My buddy worked for the company that makes those little trees that smell funny and go in cars, a furriner owns the company. Did I turn off the lights at my office before I left? Oh they're "Little Trees®" not "WonderTrees®" unless wondertrees is some german copy? |
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Fuck ARock, DU, and my neighbors. When I went to Bryan (Ohio) today, there was a mid '90s Crown Vic stuck on a huge curb leading to a Burger King parking lot. There were two tow trucks there, each driver trying to determine how the drive had gotten stuck on the [b]2.5'[/b] high curb, and how do get it down without pulling the front end off. Did I help get the car down? No, but I laughed my ass off. |
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Quoted: First Rule of Chem lab: Hot glass looks exactly like cool glass. And if you heat up your glass test tube enough to make it bulge, you can always swap it with a neighbor who didn't lock theirs! Honestly though, this was really something I shouldn't have done, and I regret it. But it is kind of funny. |
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Quoted: Quoted: Did you mean to write horse or arse there? Or does a hearse have a particular smell that I didn't knwo about? Hearse: panel wagon used to transport dead bodies. I /meant/ to write hearse. Durn furriners :-) It's not that I didn't know what a hearse was, it's just that I've never met anyone who knew what it smelled like [;)] I know what ass and horse smells like, but not a hearse (and I'm not sure I want to). Happy New Years! |