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12/31/2003 5:20:27 PM EDT
Vanilla Coke reminds me of the vanilla WonderTrees® I used to have in my cars: they always smelled like hearse after a while.
12/31/2003 5:23:28 PM EDT
[#1]
Did you mean to write horse or arse there?

Or does a hearse have a particular smell that I didn't knwo about?
12/31/2003 5:25:25 PM EDT
[#2]
The foglights on my truck are wired through the ignition.  When I turn the truck off, the foglights turn off.
Pretty cool.
12/31/2003 5:30:16 PM EDT
[#3]
Quoted:
Did you mean to write horse or arse there?

Or does a hearse have a particular smell that I didn't knwo about?
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Hearse: panel wagon used to transport dead bodies. I /meant/ to write hearse. Durn furriners :-)
12/31/2003 5:32:27 PM EDT
[#4]
I sure wish I could find Space Food Sticks...Yummie!!


ByteTheBullet  (-:
12/31/2003 5:33:45 PM EDT
[#5]
I like Peanut M&Ms.[^]
12/31/2003 5:34:28 PM EDT
[#6]
My buddy worked for the company that makes those little trees that smell funny and go in cars, a furriner owns the company.

Did I turn off the lights at my office before I left?

Oh they're "Little Trees®" not  "WonderTrees®" unless wondertrees is some german copy?
12/31/2003 5:35:11 PM EDT
[#7]
Why the hell did I think I could do it right the second time?
12/31/2003 5:41:29 PM EDT
[#8]
First Rule of Chem lab:

Hot glass looks exactly like cool glass.
12/31/2003 5:45:54 PM EDT
[#9]
studded snow tires

hummingbirds

drink coasters

12/31/2003 5:46:36 PM EDT
[#10]

Did you know drinking too much amaretto, surfing ARFcom and looking around to keep an eye on SciFi Twilight Zone episodes makes you dizzy?
12/31/2003 5:46:43 PM EDT
[#11]
I suspect that rock green light is the exact same thing as regular rolling rock... just in a different bottle.
12/31/2003 5:51:07 PM EDT
[#12]
I'ld like to get layed on new years eve. just a random thought.... mmk
12/31/2003 5:52:16 PM EDT
[#13]
Yeah... and I need you to come in this weekend... yeah, okay now.

edited to add:

Mom always said that eating cool whip out of the bucket would make you sick.
12/31/2003 5:59:19 PM EDT
[#14]
Rolling Rock Green Light is, in fact, exactly the same as Rolling Rock, just in a different bottle.
12/31/2003 6:00:42 PM EDT
[#15]
Eating Cool Whip out of the bucket will not make one sick.  The Neutral Observer has experience with this.  Try freezing it first, too.
12/31/2003 6:03:49 PM EDT
[#16]
Lying women are no better than bill collectors.
12/31/2003 6:05:34 PM EDT
[#17]
Fuck ARock, DU, and my neighbors.

When I went to Bryan (Ohio) today, there was a mid '90s Crown Vic stuck on a huge curb leading to a Burger King parking lot. There were two tow trucks there, each driver trying to determine how the drive had gotten stuck on the [b]2.5'[/b] high curb, and how do get it down without pulling the front end off.

Did I help get the car down? No, but I laughed my ass off.
12/31/2003 6:10:30 PM EDT
[#18]
Quoted:
I like Peanut M&Ms.[^]
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hey, bud.  i hope ya'll have a good new years eve down there.  looks like we'll get to chat again while the servers are down tomorrow.  
stay away from any more of them green peanut M&M's.  your face has already turned! [:D]
12/31/2003 6:13:15 PM EDT
[#19]
Captain Morgan is the Devil.

And I think my ass will be "Walkin' the Plank" tomorrow...

SG
12/31/2003 6:13:59 PM EDT
[#20]
My wife and I have been married nine years today. I'm a lucky man.

I hate scented candles.

I'm not happy that I have to work tomorrow, but it's just going to be me and the dogs, and that ain't all bad.
12/31/2003 6:17:06 PM EDT
[#21]
I have a red pencil box.
12/31/2003 6:18:30 PM EDT
[#22]
fine cut, black, tobacco in wintergreen is the most wonderfull drug on earth...

too damn bad i quit 2 days ago.

ya know...peanut M&M's are nice.
have you tried the peanut butter ones in the red bag? now, those are nice.





12/31/2003 6:21:57 PM EDT
[#23]
The wife is guarding the booze tonight, so I can't get drunk, and I'm not getting laid...

My life sucks right now...

Maybe I'll wander next door and see if the neighbor has any extra beer [:)]
12/31/2003 6:24:33 PM EDT
[#24]
The pepperjack cheese I just bought at the grocery store yesterday isnt very peppery.


Michelle Rodriguez has a purdy mouth.
12/31/2003 6:26:19 PM EDT
[#25]
I work on aircraft used for the Haj, and I smear a little bacon grease on every seat.[devil].

Oh and Richard Anderson CEO of Northwest airlines can take a hand grenade and shove it up his ARSE !! [frag]
12/31/2003 6:31:16 PM EDT
[#26]
[Euell Gibbons][center]... [b][size=4][blue]Bombay Sapphire[/b][/size=4][/blue] gin tastes like a pine cone.[/center][/Euell Gibbons]
12/31/2003 6:34:16 PM EDT
[#27]
When I eat stale popcorn, I get a slick taste in my mouth.
12/31/2003 6:39:53 PM EDT
[#28]
Quoted:
First Rule of Chem lab:

Hot glass looks exactly like cool glass.
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And if you heat up your glass test tube enough to make it bulge, you can always swap it with a neighbor who didn't lock theirs!

Honestly though, this was really something I shouldn't have done, and I regret it. But it is kind of funny.
12/31/2003 6:52:50 PM EDT
[#29]
You know how AMBULANCE is painted on backwards so it reads forwards in the rearview mirror?

Well, how come it's not upside down? [whacko]
12/31/2003 7:00:52 PM EDT
[#30]
(after the emt's pulled a guy out of car wreck 40 min ago) "Man, scalp flap looks kinda like the pita bread I have with gyros!"
12/31/2003 7:05:45 PM EDT
[#31]
there sure is a lot of stuff on my desk.
12/31/2003 7:12:18 PM EDT
[#32]
if i call my ex and tell her she was right about everything, wonder if ill get me some tonight...

I need another vodka martini.


12/31/2003 7:14:36 PM EDT
[#33]
I like steak and spaghetti.

The ultimate meal would be a big pile of spaghetti with a side order of 16oz. sirloin.
12/31/2003 7:18:50 PM EDT
[#34]
I wish all my socks were thicker. I am beginning to loathe thin socks.
12/31/2003 7:20:00 PM EDT
[#35]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Did you mean to write horse or arse there?

Or does a hearse have a particular smell that I didn't knwo about?
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Hearse: panel wagon used to transport dead bodies. I /meant/ to write hearse. Durn furriners :-)
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It's not that I didn't know what a hearse was, it's just that I've never met anyone who knew what it smelled like [;)]

I know what ass and horse smells like, but not a hearse (and I'm not sure I want to).


Happy New Years!
12/31/2003 7:21:38 PM EDT
[#36]
I want some dougnuts!
12/31/2003 7:25:56 PM EDT
[#37]
stepping out on your porch firing of a 25 round mag in your 10/22 to celebrate the new year (rurual area mind you) and then having a smooth camel light is what being an American is all about
12/31/2003 7:31:51 PM EDT
[#38]
I should have sent my D/A a copy of [url=http://imdb.com/title/tt0092225/]WISDOM[/url] for Christmas.
12/31/2003 7:54:53 PM EDT
[#39]
As stated in South Park....."WTF is wrong with German people?"
12/31/2003 7:59:23 PM EDT
[#40]
I want another AR15!
12/31/2003 8:32:59 PM EDT
[#41]
Jose Cuervo, you're a bad hombre, amigo