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Posted: 8/19/2017 9:20:03 PM EDT

How is it a compromise when your GF brings home a cat?

She wants me to speak and all I can do is stare at the wall right now.

I hate cats.

Any words of wisdom?

Posted: 8/19/2017 9:21:11 PM EDT

[#1]

Buy a Chinese cookbook?

Posted: 8/19/2017 9:21:24 PM EDT

[#2]

Fuck that. Cats are nasty

Posted: 8/19/2017 9:21:50 PM EDT

[#3]

She KNEW you didn't like them and yet...there it is?

Sounds like a test.

Let's see how you do.

Posted: 8/19/2017 9:22:33 PM EDT

[#4]

Lol, you said compromise and girlfriend in the same sentence.

Posted: 8/19/2017 9:23:52 PM EDT

[#5]

Pussy a constant, yet desired source of problems.

Posted: 8/19/2017 9:24:16 PM EDT

[#6]

They compromise is that she can have a cat as long as it lives at someone else's house.

Posted: 8/19/2017 9:24:52 PM EDT

[#7]

Anal.

Every fucking night while the cat is living in your house.

Anal.

Every fucking night while the cat is living in your house.

Anal. Every fucking night.

Anal.

It's a compromise.

Posted: 8/19/2017 9:26:06 PM EDT

[#8]

I said "can I get a little pussy?"

She said, "me too"

"cause mines as big as a house"

Posted: 8/19/2017 9:31:51 PM EDT

[#9]

FPNI

Posted: 8/19/2017 9:36:29 PM EDT

[#10]

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Anal.

Every fucking night while the cat is living in your house.

Anal.

Every fucking night while the cat is living in your house.

Anal. Every fucking night.

Anal.

It's a compromise.

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Posted: 8/19/2017 9:39:37 PM EDT

[#11]

I think she just packed up the cat and left.

Posted: 8/19/2017 9:41:40 PM EDT

[#12]

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I think she just packed up the cat and left.

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Guess she didn't want anal every fucking night while the cat is living in your house?

Posted: 8/19/2017 9:44:33 PM EDT

[#13]

How to deactivate a cat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2W-mVtHc4M

Posted: 8/19/2017 9:47:07 PM EDT

[#14]

Hey OP, you can pack and be at the beach tonight by midnight. There is a bed waiting on you here. Spend the day with us tomorrow. Food and bourbon is free.

Do it!

SS

Posted: 8/19/2017 9:50:41 PM EDT

[#15]

blowjobs?

Posted: 8/19/2017 9:51:12 PM EDT

[#16]

Maybe the cat will "run away"

Posted: 8/19/2017 9:53:05 PM EDT

[#17]

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Hey OP, you can pack and be at the beach tonight by midnight. There is a bed waiting on you here. Spend the day with us tomorrow. Food and bourbon is free.

Do it!

SS

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Got company tomorrow night.

Posted: 8/19/2017 9:54:08 PM EDT

[#18]

Be cool. Stay cool & above board.

Ask her: why would you bring a cat home when you know how I feel about them? Are you trying to get me to move out, start a fight, prove a point?

Maybe it's suppose do to be a joke & it's her friend's cat?

Be careful with ultimatums, unless you plan to see them through.

Posted: 8/19/2017 10:00:54 PM EDT

[#19]

The compromise was only one cat instead of ten.

Posted: 8/19/2017 10:04:54 PM EDT

[#20]

Kick them both out before it is too late. No compromise.

Posted: 8/19/2017 10:10:35 PM EDT

[#21]

When I met my wife she had a cat. I figured no big deal, 17 years later we still have that cat.

Fuck cats.

Posted: 8/19/2017 10:12:58 PM EDT

[#22]

Embrace the pussy.

Posted: 8/19/2017 10:26:03 PM EDT

[#23]

Since she left, change the locks.

Posted: 8/19/2017 10:31:30 PM EDT

[#24]

That's bullshit. I think she wants you to leave.

Posted: 8/19/2017 10:31:47 PM EDT

[#25]

First wife wanted a cat. I didn't. We compromised with an outdoor cat. I ended up keeping the cat longer than I kept her.

Second wife is allergic to the cat. We compromised; the cat lives in the basement. We have it woman-free.

Cats are good in my book.

Posted: 8/19/2017 10:33:02 PM EDT

[#26]

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Lonely people get cats... I guess you two weren't right for each other. Good to find out now before you got married or had a kid or anything.

Posted: 8/19/2017 10:33:04 PM EDT

[#27]

The gauntlet has clearly been thrown down...

Posted: 8/19/2017 10:39:27 PM EDT

[#28]

It's your girlfriend.
Neither of you have an obligation.
Tell her you don't want the cat.
If she balks, eject.

Jesus, be a man!

Posted: 8/19/2017 10:39:32 PM EDT

[#29]

Get some tape and entertain yourself

Cat with World''s Heaviest Sticky Tape (Japanese)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdBegLNE6OU

Posted: 8/19/2017 10:59:08 PM EDT

[#30]

Quoted:
How is it a compromise when your GF brings home a cat?

She wants me to speak and all I can do is stare at the wall right now.

I hate cats.

Any words of wisdom?

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We need to see pics of cat and GF first.

Posted: 8/20/2017 12:54:31 AM EDT

[#31]

OP wants the pussy without the pussy?

So confusing.

Posted: 8/20/2017 12:59:59 AM EDT

[#32]

You DO know that cats are the eyes of the Satan, right?

Posted: 8/20/2017 1:03:39 AM EDT

[#33]

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How is it a compromise when your GF brings home a cat?

She wants me to speak and all I can do is stare at the wall right now.

I hate cats.

Any words of wisdom?

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Eject. This is her test of you. If you keep the cat you will be her pussy.

Posted: 8/20/2017 1:06:41 AM EDT

[#34]

My dad didn't like cats but I got em anyway. After I left he got a cat.

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