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8/3/2017 3:38:20 PM EDT
DUPE
8/3/2017 3:39:08 PM EDT
[#1]
Oh man... that's gonna hurt!!
8/3/2017 3:39:20 PM EDT
[#2]
WTF!
8/3/2017 3:39:53 PM EDT
[#3]
That'll never hold.

You gotta fill up your cock with caulk.  Cock caulk.
8/3/2017 3:40:37 PM EDT
[#4]
That goo's gotta go somewhere.
8/3/2017 3:40:49 PM EDT
[#5]
Wait...WTF?
8/3/2017 3:41:45 PM EDT
[#6]
Pussies..........all you need is this and your multi-tool:

8/3/2017 3:41:54 PM EDT
[#7]
basement dwellers would launch that sticker off their penis at about mach 12...  with 3 pumps
8/3/2017 3:43:01 PM EDT
[#9]
WTF... why did I click on this thread?...
8/3/2017 3:44:47 PM EDT
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8/3/2017 3:45:09 PM EDT
[#11]
What in the actual fuck is going on in here?!
8/3/2017 3:45:37 PM EDT
[#12]
8/3/2017 3:45:43 PM EDT
[#13]
8/3/2017 3:45:52 PM EDT
[#14]
Cheaper and easier to just tie a knot in Mr. Whacker and be done.
8/3/2017 3:46:00 PM EDT
[#15]
Dupe, but still makes me cringe.....
8/3/2017 3:48:34 PM EDT
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I'm guessing a runny nose.
8/3/2017 3:52:29 PM EDT
[#17]
I just give them a fake name and shoot my load in them. No silly tricks or gadgets.
8/3/2017 3:52:47 PM EDT
[#18]
I do not avoid women, Mandrake.
8/3/2017 3:55:24 PM EDT
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Nope. I am good.
8/3/2017 3:57:00 PM EDT
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LOL.  Coworkers are dying to know what I'm laughing about!!!
8/3/2017 3:57:28 PM EDT
[#21]
Excellent, dueling threads about taped tools.

I'm guessing we had a couple of guys searching for tips on taping a dick out of the way and found the article.
8/3/2017 3:57:47 PM EDT
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So tell them.
8/3/2017 3:58:54 PM EDT
[#23]
Damn sure use it swimming + noseplugs
8/3/2017 3:59:43 PM EDT
[#24]
I'll stick to trojans.
8/3/2017 4:02:33 PM EDT
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Nick Papageorgieo, pleasure to meat you
8/3/2017 4:03:34 PM EDT
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That goo's gotta go somewhere.
I'm guessing a runny nose.
8/3/2017 4:04:32 PM EDT
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I just give them a fake name and shoot my load in them. No silly tricks or gadgets.
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8/3/2017 4:05:50 PM EDT
[#28]
Thar she blows
8/3/2017 4:07:22 PM EDT
[#29]
Back flow can kill you.
8/3/2017 4:14:17 PM EDT
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8/3/2017 4:24:01 PM EDT
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Exactly what I was thinking
8/3/2017 4:26:30 PM EDT
[#32]
That little sticker would hove to be strong enough to patch a tire.
8/3/2017 4:26:41 PM EDT
[#33]
Or you could save some money and pull out.
8/3/2017 4:26:44 PM EDT
[#34]
So instead of a jimmy hat, it's a jimmy yarmulkah?
8/3/2017 4:31:03 PM EDT
[#35]
If the adhesive is strong enough to actually keep the sticker on, that means that you will then have to rip it off at some point.

A big lose either way.
8/3/2017 4:34:46 PM EDT
[#36]
You guys have never held it in before?

It saves a lot of socks and paper towels.

Use your free hand and press really hard on your taint.

Viola! No mess!

(Its also nice for the ladies, if they don't like you know what in their mouth.)
8/3/2017 5:02:54 PM EDT
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I would think that would adversely effect orgasm even worse than a condom.
8/3/2017 5:06:32 PM EDT
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8/3/2017 5:07:50 PM EDT
[#39]
If the pharmaceutical companies would just figure out how to make what happens when you first take flomax permanent, they would have a goldmine bigger than Viagra.
8/3/2017 5:07:54 PM EDT
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You guys have never held it in before?

It saves a lot of socks and paper towels.

Use your free hand and press really hard on your taint.

Viola! No mess!

(Its also nice for the ladies, if they don't like you know what in their mouth.)
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What the fuck....
8/3/2017 5:11:39 PM EDT
[#41]
Just use condoms, they are reusable by turning it inside out. You can share it with your bro, recycle my friends or tag team her.
8/3/2017 5:23:11 PM EDT
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You guys have never held it in before?

It saves a lot of socks and paper towels.

Use your free hand and press really hard on your taint.

Viola! No mess!

(Its also nice for the ladies, if they don't like you know what in their mouth.)
What the fuck....
your going to blow somthing doing that.
8/3/2017 5:26:22 PM EDT
[#43]
Not a good idea, unless you like that backed up feeling
8/3/2017 5:31:52 PM EDT
[#44]
Did some retarded lesbian feminist invent this
8/3/2017 5:32:39 PM EDT
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Naw, it will just blow out your ear drums. 
8/3/2017 5:35:14 PM EDT
[#46]
I use Jiff Peanut Butter. Nutty, sure but it goes well with jam.
8/3/2017 5:35:56 PM EDT
[#47]
Try it, and report back.
8/3/2017 5:36:13 PM EDT
[#48]
So right as you're about to blow, you gotta hurry and rip that fucker off?  

Who thought that was a good idea?
8/3/2017 5:37:38 PM EDT
[#49]
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You guys have never held it in before?

It saves a lot of socks and paper towels.

Use your free hand and press really hard on your taint.

Viola! No mess!

(Its also nice for the ladies, if they don't like you know what in their mouth.)
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Fuck that I'd rather use a piece of inner tube with a knot tied in the end.
8/3/2017 5:46:44 PM EDT
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