Chug Doritos, Win prizes. > General Discussion

Posted: 7/13/2017 1:33:51 PM EDT

Ok, in celebration of Doritos releasing Dewritos, I propose a contest.

The person who posts the best video of them Chugging 72oz of ground up Doritos will win:

Custom crafted artisan locally sourced general purpose PAK-MADE utility pouch stuffed full of Doritos.

PAK-TAPE.

Whoreface stickers.

Random Cola-Warrior shirt and patch.

May use Dorito flavor of your choice.

Posted: 7/13/2017 1:36:00 PM EDT

[#1]

In!

Posted: 7/13/2017 1:36:03 PM EDT

[#2]

IN!

Edit: beat by 3 seconds for first post

FPNI

Posted: 7/13/2017 1:37:30 PM EDT

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Posted: 7/13/2017 1:39:23 PM EDT

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In for the puke videos/news stories.

Posted: 7/13/2017 1:40:46 PM EDT

[#5]

Obama 2020 was the most reasonable of your pole options. Scary.

Posted: 7/13/2017 1:40:53 PM EDT

[#6]

I'm a solid maybe.

Posted: 7/13/2017 1:42:08 PM EDT

[#7]

I'm just here to kiss OP's ass and engage in sarcasm.

Posted: 7/13/2017 1:43:33 PM EDT

[#8]

That's 4.5 lbs of Doritos!

Posted: 7/13/2017 1:44:07 PM EDT

[#9]

No, but I am 100% certain that my 18 year old son will at least try them

Posted: 7/13/2017 1:44:30 PM EDT

[#10]

In.

Posted: 7/13/2017 1:45:53 PM EDT

[#11]

Yeah, whatever fuck it. I'll do it for the promise of stickers. Chicks like stickers.

Posted: 7/13/2017 1:47:32 PM EDT

[#12]

How will we be able to tell the difference between puke with and without blood, when someone eats that many deets?

Also I am a maybe as well.

Posted: 7/13/2017 1:48:18 PM EDT

[#13]

I'm imagining the little chunks of crushed up Doritos getting stuck up my nose when I puke after 68 oz.

In a swamp...

In august....

Posted: 7/13/2017 1:58:24 PM EDT

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Not that it matters to me, but I am curious: Is that 72 ounces a measure of weight or volume?

ETA: I'm also not sure that it makes a difference.

Posted: 7/13/2017 2:01:04 PM EDT

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ETA: I'm also not sure that it makes a difference.

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Whichever is worse is the general rule.

Posted: 7/13/2017 2:01:08 PM EDT

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Not that it matters to me, but I am curious: Is that 72 ounces a measure of weight or volume?

ETA: I'm also not sure that it makes a difference.

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Shut up! Don't you understand science!

Posted: 7/13/2017 2:01:44 PM EDT

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Not that it matters to me, but I am curious: Is that 72 ounces a measure of weight or volume?

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Weight.

Posted: 7/13/2017 2:06:51 PM EDT

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Hm. Literally 4 pounds of doritos? Dunno if I'm up for this after all...

Posted: 7/13/2017 2:07:54 PM EDT

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Posted: 7/13/2017 2:09:59 PM EDT

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They made these about 10 years ago as a mystery flavor they were the grossest thing.

Posted: 7/13/2017 2:10:01 PM EDT

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Not that it matters to me, but I am curious: Is that 72 ounces a measure of weight or volume?

ETA: I'm also not sure that it makes a difference.

Weight.

4.5 pounds of Doritos [checks Frito-Lay website, quick math] is 10,225 Calories.

Posted: 7/13/2017 2:12:05 PM EDT

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This sounds like a not so great way to stop being fat.

Posted: 7/13/2017 2:13:49 PM EDT

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STOP DOING MATH AND CHUG DORITOS!

Posted: 7/13/2017 2:14:16 PM EDT

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See, I told you whichever is worse.

Posted: 7/13/2017 2:14:51 PM EDT

[#25]

Fine volume whatever, just chug Doritos.

For volume they better be ground up real good though.

Posted: 7/13/2017 2:16:43 PM EDT

[#26]

Louisiana man will eat anything

Louisiana man shall try this

Count me in

Posted: 7/13/2017 2:19:21 PM EDT

[#27]

I think OP is touching himself while reading these posts.

Posted: 7/13/2017 2:22:16 PM EDT

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You mean you're not?

Posted: 7/13/2017 2:23:46 PM EDT

[#29]

That's 4.5 lbs of chips.

Posted: 7/13/2017 2:27:03 PM EDT

[#30]

You will puke before you finish, then you will probably slip into a coma and die.

Posted: 7/13/2017 2:27:44 PM EDT

[#31]

Can a stomach actually hold that much

How does that compare to 110 hotdogs

Before the ETA 21.3 pounds of hotdogs

So no excuses ARFdom, don't be a pussy

Posted: 7/13/2017 2:27:48 PM EDT

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I know for a fact that I can't do it by weight, but even 72oz by volume (finely ground in a food processor - no cheating) would still be damn near impossible for me.

I think. Right?

Posted: 7/13/2017 2:29:36 PM EDT

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Dont know until you try and film it for us.

WIN PRIZES!

Posted: 7/13/2017 2:30:41 PM EDT

[#34]

Interesting.

Posted: 7/13/2017 2:30:56 PM EDT

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Posted: 7/13/2017 2:39:12 PM EDT

[#36]

Yeah, think I’ll stick to 72oz of liquid Mt. Dew.

Posted: 7/13/2017 2:42:05 PM EDT

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Hmmm, I could use a light snack...

Posted: 7/13/2017 2:43:51 PM EDT

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Posted: 7/13/2017 2:43:58 PM EDT

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Can we add some water to this to make it a chug-able slurry, or are we gonna go in dry?

Posted: 7/13/2017 2:46:35 PM EDT

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Posted: 7/13/2017 2:46:43 PM EDT

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Sure, you dew you.

Posted: 7/13/2017 2:50:02 PM EDT

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Can we add some water to this to make it a chug-able slurry, or are we gonna go in dry?

Sure, you dew you.

This has now entered the realm of possible.

Posted: 7/13/2017 2:51:07 PM EDT

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Can we add some water to this to make it a chug-able slurry, or are we gonna go in dry?

Sure, you dew you.

This has now entered the realm of possible.

I'm torn on nomenclature. Would that be a Margorito or a Dewgarita?

Posted: 7/13/2017 2:51:48 PM EDT

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Can we add some water to this to make it a chug-able slurry, or are we gonna go in dry?

Sure, you dew you.

This has now entered the realm of possible.

Mix it with...

Posted: 7/13/2017 2:53:09 PM EDT

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I feel like I should make the ultimate power shake.

Blended dewritos in a Mtn Dew.

My Mind Is Telling Me No... But My Body Is Telling Me Yes! - HD Remake

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sDpp2mkOAk

Posted: 7/13/2017 2:53:34 PM EDT

[#46]

Tagged for videos of basement dwellers sucking down a slurry of powdered corn and cheese.

WTF did I just write?

Posted: 7/13/2017 2:57:28 PM EDT

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I'm going to have to remove RA from my list in the "Pick two arfcommers to be dropped into remote Russian wilderness" thread.

Posted: 7/13/2017 2:57:51 PM EDT

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Can we add some water to this to make it a chug-able slurry, or are we gonna go in dry?

Sure, you dew you.

This has now entered the realm of possible.

Mix it with...

http://i.imgur.com/DFHcrg3.jpg

Posted: 7/13/2017 2:58:54 PM EDT

[#49]

WHERE ARE THE VIDEOS????

Posted: 7/13/2017 2:59:32 PM EDT

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I'm adding them

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