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7/13/2017 1:33:51 PM EDT






Ok, in celebration of Doritos releasing Dewritos, I propose a contest.

The person who posts the best video of them Chugging 72oz of ground up Doritos will win:

Custom crafted artisan locally sourced general purpose PAK-MADE utility pouch stuffed full of Doritos.

PAK-TAPE.

Whoreface stickers.

Random Cola-Warrior shirt and patch.

May use Dorito flavor of your choice.
7/13/2017 1:36:00 PM EDT
[#1]
In!
7/13/2017 1:36:03 PM EDT
[#2]

IN!

Edit: beat by 3 seconds for first post

FPNI
7/13/2017 1:37:30 PM EDT
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7/13/2017 1:39:23 PM EDT
[#4]
In for the puke videos/news stories.
7/13/2017 1:40:46 PM EDT
[#5]
Obama 2020 was the most reasonable of your pole options. Scary.
7/13/2017 1:40:53 PM EDT
[#6]
I'm a solid maybe.
7/13/2017 1:42:08 PM EDT
[#7]
I'm just here to kiss OP's ass and engage in sarcasm.
7/13/2017 1:43:33 PM EDT
[#8]
That's 4.5 lbs of Doritos!
7/13/2017 1:44:07 PM EDT
[#9]
No, but I am 100% certain that my 18 year old son will at least try them
7/13/2017 1:44:30 PM EDT
[#10]
In.
7/13/2017 1:45:53 PM EDT
[#11]
Yeah, whatever fuck it.   I'll do it for the promise of stickers.   Chicks like stickers.
7/13/2017 1:47:32 PM EDT
[#12]
How will we be able to tell the difference between puke with and without blood, when someone eats that many deets?  

Also I am a maybe as well.
7/13/2017 1:48:18 PM EDT
[#13]
I'm imagining the little chunks of crushed up Doritos getting stuck up my nose when I puke after 68 oz.  

In a swamp...

In august....
7/13/2017 1:58:24 PM EDT
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Not that it matters to me, but I am curious:  Is that 72 ounces a measure of weight or volume?

ETA:  I'm also not sure that it makes a difference.
7/13/2017 2:01:04 PM EDT
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ETA:  I'm also not sure that it makes a difference.
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Whichever is worse is the general rule.
7/13/2017 2:01:08 PM EDT
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Not that it matters to me, but I am curious:  Is that 72 ounces a measure of weight or volume?

ETA:  I'm also not sure that it makes a difference.
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Shut up! Don't you understand science!
7/13/2017 2:01:44 PM EDT
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Not that it matters to me, but I am curious:  Is that 72 ounces a measure of weight or volume?

ETA:  I'm also not sure that it makes a difference.
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Weight.
7/13/2017 2:06:51 PM EDT
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Hm.   Literally 4 pounds of doritos?   Dunno if I'm up for this after all...
7/13/2017 2:07:54 PM EDT
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7/13/2017 2:09:59 PM EDT
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They made these about 10 years ago as a mystery flavor they were the grossest thing.
7/13/2017 2:10:01 PM EDT
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Not that it matters to me, but I am curious:  Is that 72 ounces a measure of weight or volume?

ETA:  I'm also not sure that it makes a difference.
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4.5 pounds of Doritos [checks Frito-Lay website, quick math] is 10,225 Calories.
7/13/2017 2:12:05 PM EDT
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This sounds like a not so great way to stop being fat.
7/13/2017 2:13:49 PM EDT
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STOP DOING MATH AND CHUG DORITOS!
7/13/2017 2:14:16 PM EDT
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See, I told you whichever is worse.
7/13/2017 2:14:51 PM EDT
[#25]
Fine volume whatever, just chug Doritos.

For volume they better be ground up real good though.
7/13/2017 2:16:43 PM EDT
[#26]
Louisiana man will eat anything

Louisiana man shall try this

Count me in
7/13/2017 2:19:21 PM EDT
[#27]
I think OP is touching himself while reading these posts.

7/13/2017 2:22:16 PM EDT
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You mean you're not?
7/13/2017 2:23:46 PM EDT
[#29]
That's 4.5 lbs of chips.
7/13/2017 2:27:03 PM EDT
[#30]
You will puke before you finish, then you will probably slip into a coma and die.
7/13/2017 2:27:44 PM EDT
[#31]
Can a stomach actually hold that much How does that compare to 110 hotdogs


Before the ETA 21.3 pounds of hotdogs


So no excuses ARFdom, don't be a pussy
7/13/2017 2:27:48 PM EDT
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I know for a fact that I can't do it by weight, but even 72oz by volume (finely ground in a food processor - no cheating) would still be damn near impossible for me. 

I think. Right? 
7/13/2017 2:29:36 PM EDT
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Dont know until you try and film it for us.

WIN PRIZES!
7/13/2017 2:30:41 PM EDT
[#34]
Interesting.
7/13/2017 2:30:56 PM EDT
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7/13/2017 2:39:12 PM EDT
[#36]
Yeah, think I’ll stick to 72oz of liquid Mt. Dew.
7/13/2017 2:42:05 PM EDT
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Hmmm, I could use a light snack...
7/13/2017 2:43:51 PM EDT
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7/13/2017 2:43:58 PM EDT
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Can we add some water to this to make it a chug-able slurry, or are we gonna go in dry?
7/13/2017 2:46:35 PM EDT
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7/13/2017 2:46:43 PM EDT
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Sure, you dew you.
7/13/2017 2:50:02 PM EDT
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This has now entered the realm of possible. 
7/13/2017 2:51:07 PM EDT
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I'm torn on nomenclature. Would that be a Margorito or a Dewgarita?
7/13/2017 2:51:48 PM EDT
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Sure, you dew you.
This has now entered the realm of possible. 
Mix it with...


7/13/2017 2:53:09 PM EDT
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I feel like I should make the ultimate power shake.

Blended dewritos in a Mtn Dew.
My Mind Is Telling Me No... But My Body Is Telling Me Yes! - HD Remake
7/13/2017 2:53:34 PM EDT
[#46]
Tagged for videos of basement dwellers sucking down a slurry of powdered corn and cheese.

WTF did I just write?
7/13/2017 2:57:28 PM EDT
[#47]
I'm going to have to remove RA from my list in the "Pick two arfcommers to be dropped into remote Russian wilderness" thread.

7/13/2017 2:57:51 PM EDT
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http://i.imgur.com/DFHcrg3.jpg
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7/13/2017 2:58:54 PM EDT
[#49]
WHERE ARE THE VIDEOS????
7/13/2017 2:59:32 PM EDT
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I'm adding them
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