Posted: 6/18/2017 9:26:21 PM EDT
| I'm watching The Walking Dead and got to thinking. Can you bang a Zombie and not turn or would you turn? They did it in Range 15. So hive what say you? |
Yuck.| I remember a YouTube video I saw a couple years ago, and a guy was going over his "zombie apocalypse bug out bag". Dude was weird as hell, and one of the final items he went over was a small bottle of lube and condoms for when he catches a zombie and wants to get busy... You could faintly hear someone call for help during the video too, which he blamed on the cat... Again, really weird dude. |
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I remember a YouTube video I saw a couple years ago, and a guy was going over his "zombie apocalypse bug out bag". Dude was weird as hell, and one of the final items he went over was a small bottle of lube and condoms for when he catches a zombie and wants to get busy... You could faintly hear someone call for help during the video too, which he blamed on the cat... Again, really weird dude. 
Fuck,though that's creepy. |
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I remember a YouTube video I saw a couple years ago, and a guy was going over his "zombie apocalypse bug out bag". Dude was weird as hell, and one of the final items he went over was a small bottle of lube and condoms for when he catches a zombie and wants to get busy... You could faintly hear someone call for help during the video too, which he blamed on the cat... Again, really weird dude. |
Zombie Strippers starring Jenna Jameson and Tito Ortiz 
Someone needs to embed. |
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You would need a paper bag for her head.
Extra durable condoms, probably want to wear 2 just in case 1 breaks, even then that pussy is going to be rotting and probably fall apart for just a little bit of friction that you'll be quickly rubbing against bone. Going to need some kind of gas mask or way to deal with odor, not only is that rotten pussy going to stink in a not so pleasant way but that whole thing will stink in a very unpleasant way. Have to fight it off from eating your brains the whole time so you'll need some kind of rope to hold it down. Just be sure to have a stash of nudy mags and fap, maybe a blow up doll. Lot less of a problem and you can at least get it clean after use so it won't stink. |
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Two guys working in the morgue - one turns to the other and says "Oh man, that blonde that was rolled in here last week..."
Guy 2: "The one that drowned? What about her?" Guy 1: "Her tongue was like a pickle" Guy 2: "What, like green and bumpy and swollen and shit?" Guy 1: "No bro, it was sour as fuck." |
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I'm watching The Walking Dead and got to thinking. Can you bang a Zombie and not turn or would you turn? They did it in Range 15. So hive what say you? walking dead, everyone was infected already. when you die, you turn. the transfer of fluids did not kill, it was the resulting infection. they covered themselves in zombie blood and tissue several times with no issues. avoid infection, avoid death, avoid turning. zombie fuck is apparently good to go condom just to be safe and avoid any |
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In Walking Dead, everyone is infected... That's about where I stopped, so not sure what happened after that. |
