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5/24/2017 12:33:35 PM EDT
I have a babysitter in my home all summer watching the kids during working hours.  I work from home....at what age can I start being the dirty old man?


and no pics so don't ask....
5/24/2017 12:34:19 PM EDT
[#1]
No pics?

Well then. Don't care.
5/24/2017 12:36:59 PM EDT
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5/24/2017 12:37:16 PM EDT
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5/24/2017 12:38:19 PM EDT
[#4]
Great thread.
5/24/2017 12:39:35 PM EDT
[#5]
FPNI


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5/24/2017 12:50:34 PM EDT
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5/24/2017 12:54:13 PM EDT
[#7]
I predict a lock and 4 bans.

IBTL.  
5/24/2017 12:54:50 PM EDT
[#8]
disappointed
5/24/2017 12:55:29 PM EDT
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And babysitter accusing OP of shenanigans.
5/24/2017 12:55:34 PM EDT
[#10]
What's his name?
5/24/2017 12:55:54 PM EDT
[#11]
lol in for the babysitter stories hahahahah
5/24/2017 12:56:23 PM EDT
[#12]
5/24/2017 12:56:30 PM EDT
[#13]
In for divorce thread
5/24/2017 12:57:27 PM EDT
[#14]
Joel, get off the babysitter.
5/24/2017 12:58:26 PM EDT
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I have a babysitter in my home all summer watching the kids during working hours.  I work from home....at what age can I start being the dirty old man?

and no pics so don't ask....
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When (s)he's 18, assuming that's the age of consent for your state.

EDIT: Alabama is 16
5/24/2017 12:58:45 PM EDT
[#16]
this has to be among the dumbest threads EVAR in GD
5/24/2017 1:12:12 PM EDT
[#17]
When you're old enough to be the dirty old man, your kids won't need a babysitter.
5/24/2017 1:15:54 PM EDT
[#18]
This thread has the makings of a shitshow.

So I'm gonna go ahead and get in on one.
5/24/2017 1:17:51 PM EDT
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5/24/2017 1:18:21 PM EDT
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And other criminal charges
5/24/2017 1:18:24 PM EDT
[#21]
Let's see: 

We've got TheWind's creepy old man stalking younger women vibe
CapnRob's creepy old man work from home stalking younger women vibe 

It's like two Arfcom trainwrecks rolled into one. 
5/24/2017 1:18:25 PM EDT
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5/24/2017 1:20:17 PM EDT
[#23]
Current babysitter is a 6/10... possibly a 7/10 after all of the stories of her exploits I get from the wife recapping her recent tinder dates...

Our old nanny was like a 8/10.... still can't believe the wife hired her in the first place.
5/24/2017 1:20:52 PM EDT
[#24]
This thread isn't weird at all.
5/24/2017 1:22:09 PM EDT
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Single greatest FPNI of all time

5/24/2017 1:30:36 PM EDT
[#26]
Who's age are we talking about??

Yours

or

The babysitter's


In on this perverted trainwreck either way
5/24/2017 1:35:46 PM EDT
[#27]
-3/10 
5/24/2017 1:37:32 PM EDT
[#28]
0/10
did not fap (ok maybe a little )
5/24/2017 1:37:45 PM EDT
[#29]
Do you already have a gym wife?
5/24/2017 1:38:52 PM EDT
[#30]
5/24/2017 1:40:44 PM EDT
[#31]
When your at the age you should be interested in MILFs not babysitters.
5/24/2017 1:49:49 PM EDT
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5/24/2017 1:51:54 PM EDT
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ZING!!!!
5/24/2017 1:53:36 PM EDT
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seriously



FPNI with a vengeance
5/24/2017 1:53:51 PM EDT
[#35]
Dear Penthouse Forum,

I never thought this would happen to me....
5/24/2017 1:54:32 PM EDT
[#36]
OP had one job.

Fail.
5/24/2017 1:59:24 PM EDT
[#37]
So she does something for you
or
you woodn't be writing about it.
5/24/2017 2:16:40 PM EDT
[#38]
Guessing OP thought this was funny when he thought of it. Jow, it is just evidence to be used against him in multiple ways.

And, in other news, OP is shot by father of babysitter after OP's wife performed a late night "bobbit" cut on him.
5/24/2017 2:23:21 PM EDT
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I see what you did there?
5/24/2017 2:29:25 PM EDT
[#40]
I'm already a dirty old man. Mind if I come over and help her watch your kids?  At least I (unlike certain OP's i know) will post pics.
5/24/2017 2:34:31 PM EDT
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5/24/2017 2:40:12 PM EDT
[#42]
How old is she?  How much do you have set aside to pay her to drop the (She said-he said) claims that you touched her?
5/24/2017 2:45:24 PM EDT
[#43]
Dedicated to the OP.
Dirty Old Man
5/24/2017 2:47:58 PM EDT
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5/24/2017 2:52:06 PM EDT
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5/24/2017 2:52:56 PM EDT
[#46]
5/24/2017 2:53:29 PM EDT
[#47]
Came expecting pics...

Left disappointed.
5/24/2017 2:54:04 PM EDT
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5/24/2017 2:57:32 PM EDT
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Who's age are we talking about??

Yours

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The babysitter's


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in for the I'm going to jail thread
5/24/2017 3:01:48 PM EDT
[#50]
OP
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