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Posted: 5/14/2017 11:52:48 AM EDT

"I want to eat more lobster tails but im full"

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Posted: 5/14/2017 11:54:57 AM EDT

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The AC makes me have to use a blanket.

Posted: 5/14/2017 11:56:49 AM EDT

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I have to wash, dry, and fold clothes today.

Posted: 5/14/2017 11:58:02 AM EDT

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Fucking internet goes out 3 times a day here

Posted: 5/14/2017 11:59:49 AM EDT

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I have to carry two iPhones with me so that I have enough battery for the day

Posted: 5/14/2017 12:00:22 PM EDT

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I wanted to click on an interesting thread, but I ended up here instead.

Posted: 5/14/2017 12:01:21 PM EDT

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That's a bitch. You're never going to get that click back.

Posted: 5/14/2017 12:07:23 PM EDT

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My fresh roast coffee is hard to appreciate this morning because of all the rum I drank last night. Head hurts.

Posted: 5/14/2017 12:07:31 PM EDT

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I can't find the keys to either one of my cars.

My wife found my fleshlight

Posted: 5/14/2017 12:18:58 PM EDT

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I'm having trouble deciding which one of my many leather bound books to read today.

Posted: 5/14/2017 12:19:47 PM EDT

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I had to yell three time to my Amazon Alexa voice control interface to adjust the thermostat and turn on the lights

Posted: 5/14/2017 12:19:48 PM EDT

[#11]

It takes road service hours to get here to change my flat tire.

Posted: 5/14/2017 12:20:21 PM EDT

[#12]

I forgot my Rolex so I have to use the clock on my iPhone.

Posted: 5/14/2017 12:22:08 PM EDT

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There's so much food in my freezer I have to shoe-horn in the new stuff. My life sux.

Posted: 5/14/2017 12:23:20 PM EDT

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I needed a small part for a rifle the other day.

I have several of those parts in a bin, but it was under a big stack of other stuff, in another room.

Ordered two more, they will arrive on Monday.

Then I can proceed.

Posted: 5/14/2017 12:24:45 PM EDT

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I used to hate Monday's because.....well..... it's Monday.

Now that I'm retired I hate Mondays because I have to get up at 7:00am to let the cleaning lady in the house.

Posted: 5/14/2017 12:26:03 PM EDT

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WiFi isn't available while waiting for a haircut, have to surf Arfcom via lte.

Posted: 5/14/2017 12:26:52 PM EDT

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I sometimes give my dog people food and then she has bad farts so I have to add a cover between my dog and I, so then I turn on the fan because I might get hot, and my fan is remote controlled so I don't have to get out of bed.

Posted: 5/14/2017 12:29:17 PM EDT

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Wife found my Fleshlight.

Posted: 5/14/2017 12:35:17 PM EDT

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My ecig died, there are fresh batteries on the charger but its in the kitchen and I am in the living room all reclined.

Edit: Also the restaurant my mother picked to eat at tonight for mother's day is close to my house but has really bad tasting well water. #livinginthsticksproblems

Posted: 5/14/2017 12:36:16 PM EDT

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Red Lobster is first world? That's questionable.

Posted: 5/14/2017 12:48:27 PM EDT

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Last week I ordered a PVS 14 pinnacle an illuminator, lazer, mounts and other odds and ends. Everything is here except the scope. Won't be here until Wednesday

Posted: 5/14/2017 12:50:16 PM EDT

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Bought a new gen 4 g19.
Brought it home and opened the safe.
Found another brand new one in the safe.
Gotta update my spread sheet.

Posted: 5/14/2017 1:00:36 PM EDT

[#23]

My neighbor helped me mow the lawn with his rider. His wheel marks were crooked.

Posted: 5/14/2017 1:24:05 PM EDT

[#24]

Mom ate the last pork chop.

Posted: 5/14/2017 1:24:57 PM EDT

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He said first world not 3rd world

Posted: 5/14/2017 1:31:23 PM EDT

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My yeti keeps my coffee too hot to enjoy on the way to work.

I have to add an ice cube.

Posted: 5/14/2017 1:34:30 PM EDT

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Dammit....I need another floor safe for my gold collection.

Posted: 5/14/2017 1:38:18 PM EDT

[#28]

Out of vodka. Have to make a red beer.

Posted: 5/14/2017 1:38:59 PM EDT

[#29]

Fricken Mother's Day

Posted: 5/14/2017 1:40:41 PM EDT

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I have to carry a work cell and my own personal cell.

I have too many guns for my safe.

I have too much ammo for my ammo storage.

My dogs are so cute, it makes me want to stay home instead of go to work.

My beautiful girlfriend makes me lots of delicious food and now my belt is getting tight.

Posted: 5/14/2017 1:41:50 PM EDT

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My yeti keeps my coffee too hot to enjoy on the way to work.

I have to add an ice cube.

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An ice cube makes it too cold. There is a delicate balance to be found somewhere. We just haven't figured it out yet.

Posted: 5/14/2017 1:43:42 PM EDT

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i only brought a six pack to the beer

Posted: 5/14/2017 2:36:00 PM EDT

[#33]

The more I drink the longer it takes to finish pissing off the deck , preferably on the neighbors cat

Posted: 5/14/2017 2:37:24 PM EDT

[#34]

"Weird Al" Yankovic - First World Problems (Official 4K Video)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwvlbJ0h35A

Posted: 5/14/2017 2:55:31 PM EDT

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Wife found my Fleshlight.

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Posted: 5/14/2017 3:16:27 PM EDT

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He said first world not 3rd world

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Fucking internet goes out 3 times a day here

He said first world not 3rd world

My point exactly

Posted: 5/14/2017 3:19:16 PM EDT

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I was in a hurry this morning so i had to take the Vette, because the Ceyenne was low on fuel.

Posted: 5/14/2017 3:20:25 PM EDT

[#38]

I live in the Midwest and had to buy flash frozen lump crab meat to prepare Filet Oscar for Mother's Day.

Posted: 5/14/2017 3:37:23 PM EDT

[#39]

First post! And I swear I made this name before this thread.

Posted: 5/14/2017 3:43:07 PM EDT

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I live in the Midwest and had to buy flash frozen lump crab meat to prepare ~~Filet Oscar~~ model railroad setup for Mother's Day.

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Posted: 5/14/2017 3:44:49 PM EDT

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Nvm

Posted: 5/14/2017 3:49:00 PM EDT

[#42]

We ran out of Italian roast k cups at the office the other day and I had to have breakfast blend instead.

Had bagels and cream cheese for brunch but there wasn't any lox

Raining outside so I probably won't get my 10,000 steps in today.

Posted: 5/14/2017 3:53:26 PM EDT

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I sell new cars ........... a woman yesterday had to take an hour to decide if she wanted tan or black leather in her new $45,000 SUV..LOL....wtf.

Posted: 5/14/2017 3:58:14 PM EDT

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Wife found my Fleshlight.

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Well, good thing you have a fleshlight. Two is one and one is none.

Posted: 5/14/2017 3:58:45 PM EDT

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I have to push two. Buttons to make the auto folding mirrros in my $60k f150 fold in and out

Posted: 5/14/2017 3:59:19 PM EDT

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Bought a new gen 4 g19.
Brought it home and opened the safe.
Found another brand new one in the safe.
Gotta update my spread sheet.

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Been there done that. BWAHAHAHAHA

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Posted: 5/14/2017 4:01:32 PM EDT

[#47]

Just some perspective

Posted: 5/14/2017 4:17:27 PM EDT

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I sell new cars ........... a woman yesterday had to take an hour to decide if she wanted tan or black leather in her new $45,000 SUV..LOL....wtf.

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$45k SUV with leather? That can't be first world.

Here's one. The Wi-Fi sucks at my marina, so my kids can't watch Netflix on the tv in the boat. And on top of that it only has dvd, not bluray

Posted: 5/14/2017 6:23:13 PM EDT

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First post! And I swear I made this name before this thread.

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Paging NorCal.

Posted: 5/14/2017 8:00:59 PM EDT

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