Posted: 5/9/2017 6:55:07 PM EDT
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This is a thread about breaking things.
It could be your first girlfriend's heart. Maybe you were frustrated with your spouse's "logic" and just wanted to make a point with the dishes. News breaks sometimes. For example, a government official could get fired. You'd want to put that in this thread. Okay, I have to go outside and spread some mulch before it gets dark or starts raining again. You guys put some BREAKING!!! stuff here for me so that I'm up to speed after I get that mulch down. The Internet moves at Internet speed, and it's hard to keep up without a team approach. |
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Im a heart breaker.  Toni Braxton - Un-Break My Heart (Official HD Video) |
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Fairly good at destroying stuff.
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I had to go look that one up. Certainly not the intent. I think CoC #8 is tied to a user's inability to use the search function to see if a topic's been posted already. But I could be wrong. It's theoretically possible. |
| I worked at walmart overnight some years back. Everyone would take their lunch breaks at different times. Managers got pissed and told everyone to take their lunch at 2am. A week later, someone came in while everyone was at lunch and broke open all the cages with laptops in them and stole 22 laptops. Management told us to start taking our lunches whenever we wanted again after that for some reason. |
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That's not my dad!
That's a cell phone! |
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Beat me to it...
Fuck Ford. |
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In my life, I have broken lots of things. Silence, news, wind...just lots and lots of things.
One of the things I broke was an ATC 200. Actually, I broke that often but this one time in particular I broke the handbrake mount. I was climbing up the side of an abandoned gravel pit and powered out about two feet shy of the top. So, I down shifted to try and crawl out of the pits the rear wheels had dug into the face and hopefully go smoothly over the rim. Popped a wheelie instead so after considering crapping my pants I rolled backwards down the pit face. I forgot about the flat spot and small cottonwood halfway and slammed into them hard enough to bounce off those balloon tires and have the 200 land on me right after I landed flat on my back in the gravel. That ATC laid on me as I slid the rest of the way to the bottom. I remember hearing everything happening but have no memory of anything else until I came to and I saw that handbrake waving to me on the end of the cable as the bike rolled away upright across the bottom of the pit. I got grounded for breaking it again. |
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Cheap electronics that should work but wind up being more frustrating than they should be....
Smashing the ever loving shit out of them is some of the best stress relieving therapy there is. Sony BluRay player that suddenly decides it doesnt want to play a bluray much less turn on long enough for it to eject the tray/disc? Yeah power off, pry tray open, recover disc, double overhand smash that pile of crap against the ground outside. Deep cleansing breath and go back inside to relax watching TV. Only do this if you live alone. |
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I broke the spirit of a 4" bass in the lake today. He kept trying to grab my lure, but it wouldn't fit in his mouth. It was right off the dock.
So I kept teasing him with it and pissing him off, and finally the little bass wouldn't even look at the lure. He just stayed there, turning away from it giving it the cold shoulder when I'd move it in front of him. I fucking broke that little bass's spirit. |
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