Posted: 4/23/2017 11:41:55 PM EDT
| How much do you tip a police officer for holding the cruiser door for you when he arrests you? |
| All of your money. Then jump in a pool filled with sharks. Then walk into the eye of a tornado. Then believe what you read online. Then find answers to your problems without looking in the right place. Then sprout wings. Then be Icarus. Then be a number. Then reappear. Then make chips with salsa and guacamole. Then visit Oprah. Then drink rum. Then pet a dog. Then kick a cat. Then pet a cat. Then muse. Then drink water. Then drink Coke Black. Then pet a dog. Then muse. |
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The other day at work we were talking about tipping at the local greasy spoon. There was a newbie listening in. I turned to him.
"Every time I get thrown in jail I always tip the cop $3 if he holds the door for me and holds my head to keep from bumping it." My shipmate causally turned and said, "Yeah, I do that, too when I get busted. Three bucks is about right." You should have seen the look on the kid's face. 
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