Posted: 4/14/2017 8:49:39 PM EDT
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A Polish man moved to the United States and married an American girl.
Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well — until one day he rushed into a lawyer’s office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:Lawyer: “Have you any grounds?”Man: “Yes, an acre and a half and a nice little home.”Lawyer: “No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?”Man: “It’s made of concrete.”Lawyer: “I don’t think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?”Man: “No, we have a carport.”Lawyer: “I mean, what are your relations like?”Man: “All my relations are still in Poland.”Lawyer: “Is there any infidelity in your marriage?”Man: “We have a high-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.”Lawyer: “Does your wife beat you up?”Man: “No, I always wake up before her.”Lawyer: “Sir, exactly why do you want this divorce?”Man: “She’s going to kill me.”Lawyer: “What makes you think that?”Man: “I have proof.”Lawyer: “What kind of proof?”Man: “She is going to poison me. She bought a bottle and put it on the shelf in the bathroom. I can read it and it says … ‘Polish remover.’ ”[img width=600,height=332]http://sbly-web-prod.shareably.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/29013054/polish_divorce_joke_1.jpg[/img] |
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