Posted: 3/6/2017 10:55:11 PM EDT
Are these guys legit? I did a search for some magazines and they came up. Name is 
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FFS  ...
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But are they milspec? |
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But are they milspec? Negative. Too small for Marines. Too big for Air Force. No dong, so it's not Army. Doesn't float, so it isn't Coast Guard. And it's definitely not Navy, since you don't have two sets touching. |
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I see your testicles and raise you one dick. No homo. 
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Must be a barrel of laughs answering the phones for those guys. 
I would guess the only kind of clientele they attract are tactikilt-wearing neckbeards with brodozers plastered in hokey-ass gun slogans. "Oh, cool AR, you pick that up at Buds?" "Naw pussy! I only shop at TWO TESTICLES TACTICAL! For real men with huge balls! MURICA FUCK YEAH!" 
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Must be a barrel of laughs answering the phones for those guys.
I would guess the only kind of clientele they attract are tactikilt-wearing neckbeards with brodozers plastered in hokey-ass gun slogans. "Oh, cool AR, you pick that up at Buds?" "Naw pussy! I only shop at TWO TESTICLES TACTICAL! For real men with huge balls! MURICA FUCK YEAH!" They must be real tea baggers at that store. |