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2/26/2017 11:54:32 PM EDT
Almost everyone has said "I'd give my left nut for that" at some point in their life , I looked it up and a left nut is worth 35,000 dollars.
So what would you give your left nut for ? I've thought about it and man a Thompson SMG would be nice
2/26/2017 11:55:16 PM EDT
[#1]
Nope.

2/26/2017 11:56:33 PM EDT
[#2]
I've reproduced successfully, I would sell my right nut. The left is my power nut.
2/27/2017 12:01:41 AM EDT
[#3]
I’d sell one for $35,000; sign me up! But I imagine, I would need to take testosterone to keep it at normal levels… How much would it cost for the rest of my life?
2/27/2017 12:02:02 AM EDT
[#4]
Tactical testical?

I'm not selling mine.
2/27/2017 12:02:26 AM EDT
[#5]
35k each?  Damn, I might sell both of mine, right now they're just taking up space in the wife's purse.
2/27/2017 12:07:48 AM EDT
[#6]
so, would a transferable select fire 1911 cost me one or both?
2/27/2017 12:10:25 AM EDT
[#7]
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35k each?  Damn, I might sell both of mine, right now they're just taking up space in the wife's purse.
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Don't feel too bad, at least she hasn't let them hang to die on the vine
2/27/2017 12:10:52 AM EDT
[#8]
I'd cut them a deal at $70k for the pair
2/27/2017 12:12:16 AM EDT
[#9]
My nuts are not for sale and neither are yours unfortunately.

From Snopes:

"Unfortunately for men seeking quick windfalls, universities and other medical organization don’t regularly buy testicles. The National Organ Transplant Act of 1984 prohibits the sale of human organs and tissues for use in human transplantation, and that prohibition applies to testicles just the same as kidneys and other organs. Nonetheless, this rumor has run rampant in the last several years, with those desirous of selling portions of their male anatomy believing someone out there really and truly will pay for donated testicles. Such claims often identify a particular school that supposedly will pony up a hefty fee for these items, and they often include small details that seem to lend the rumors an air credibility: that only left testicles will are accepted, or that the purchase price increases with the size of the donated organ."
2/27/2017 12:12:53 AM EDT
[#10]
Is there an age limit? I want to sell my left nut at the last minute for some nods.
2/27/2017 12:13:25 AM EDT
[#11]
if i'm on the hunt for good swimmers i would prefer to buy from someone who can spell
2/27/2017 12:13:45 AM EDT
[#12]
I'd buy a corvette and ed hardy clothes. Just like all the other men with no balls.
2/27/2017 12:15:56 AM EDT
[#13]
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But Filson lumberjack shit in town is gtg, right?
2/27/2017 12:16:04 AM EDT
[#14]
I'll just take the cash, thanks.
2/27/2017 12:19:19 AM EDT
[#15]
Fake news
2/27/2017 12:20:12 AM EDT
[#16]
Hmm.  So if some chick gets preggo then the DNA test might point to the original owner.  That'd cost more than $35k!!
2/27/2017 12:22:05 AM EDT
[#17]
I would sell a testicle to unseen the pictures in the "man grows giant boobs after getting hit by a truck" thread. 
2/27/2017 12:24:02 AM EDT
[#18]
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Only if you wear skinny jeans and have a tumblr.
2/27/2017 12:24:26 AM EDT
[#19]
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Not a testicle.

Testical.
2/27/2017 12:24:55 AM EDT
[#20]
Where do I ship them and do they have a paypal account?
2/27/2017 12:29:31 AM EDT
[#21]
I gave up my left nut.  Not a fun surgery.  

2/27/2017 12:31:03 AM EDT
[#22]
I would sell both, im forever alone so the cash would be nice.
2/27/2017 12:31:50 AM EDT
[#23]
I have absolutely no use for mine.  I'd sell em in a heartbeat.
2/27/2017 12:32:03 AM EDT
[#24]
50k it's yours, kids are raised I'm 54 married one will get my by.
2/27/2017 1:46:59 AM EDT
[#25]
2/27/2017 1:49:15 AM EDT
[#26]
Shit, ill sell both of mine
2/27/2017 2:05:19 AM EDT
[#27]
There was a man from St. Paul
who claimed he had one ball
Till one day some son-of -bitches
pulled down his britches
and found he had none at all

Just thought I'd throw that out there.
2/27/2017 2:08:29 AM EDT
[#28]
*goes into surgery to remove left nut to sell it*
*gets hospital bills totaling  $34,897.56*
2/27/2017 2:13:14 AM EDT
[#29]
I'd sell all 3 for 100k
2/27/2017 2:14:01 AM EDT
[#30]
Doesn't compute.  What are they going to do with a testicle?  Implant it? Who the fuck would want some other guy's testicle or to father children by some other sperm?
2/27/2017 2:25:19 AM EDT
[#31]
They can be "replaced"

I'd give up one for 100k

Neuticles - Basic neuter with Neuticles
2/27/2017 3:01:25 AM EDT
[#32]
I just rent. Never thought of buying.