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1/29/2017 4:19:18 PM EDT
has this ever been done before?

this needs to be done. i was asked to do it for... reasons.  anyway, it occured to me that if everybody would do the same it'd be some comedy fucking gold.

so won't you join me, assholes?

pick the dumbest shit you can find in 13 or 14 seconds worth of scrolling through facebook and read it how you imagine whoever shared it actually though it would come across

dramatic faceboook post reading


* this may or may work, i don't know shit about uploading video
1/29/2017 6:41:53 PM EDT
[#1]
I'll post later tonight or tomorrow.  Believe me, I stumble across some incredibly ignorant shit.  

And congrats.  This post convinced me to post here again.
1/29/2017 7:34:56 PM EDT
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I'll post later tonight or tomorrow.  Believe me, I stumble across some incredibly ignorant shit.  

And congrats.  This post convinced me to post here again.
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Glad somebody was entertained. I thought I struck comedy gold but judging from participation, I was mistaken
1/29/2017 8:35:31 PM EDT
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It was funny to see you sniffling, but not very convincing.  Maybe play a season in Granbury?
1/29/2017 9:51:17 PM EDT
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The fuck? That was Oscar worthy! Let's see your Facebook reading!
1/29/2017 10:05:47 PM EDT
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I chuckled 
1/29/2017 10:10:20 PM EDT
[#6]
That was awesome.

It reminded me of "How is babby formed" which was a moronic question on Yahoo! Answers that had several quasi-literate replies and got turned into a video


1/29/2017 10:23:31 PM EDT
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but where is your submission???!

(some decent music would suffice)
1/29/2017 10:28:15 PM EDT
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KISW 99.9 does a dramatic facebook  reading almost every day> They usually have multiple people reading.
1/30/2017 12:31:15 AM EDT
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bastards stole my idea before i had it!
1/30/2017 12:37:01 AM EDT
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We need to get this stuff to Samantha B!!!
1/30/2017 3:17:59 PM EDT
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Waiting on word if I've been accepted to the Grandbury Theatre Company 1st.  
1/30/2017 4:31:15 PM EDT
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Tag for later...
1/30/2017 4:34:15 PM EDT
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Haha that was awesome and you look exactly like I picture you.   ( That's not a bad thing and not meant as an insult. No homo)
1/30/2017 7:55:15 PM EDT
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now it's a party
1/30/2017 7:56:33 PM EDT
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2/3/2017 8:29:27 PM EDT
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It's Friday, and I figure I can put something together. 

Does it have to be dumb shit, or can I toss something up from a friend who made me laugh? 
2/3/2017 9:43:24 PM EDT
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It's Friday, and I figure I can put something together. 

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nobody else even participated, consider it a blank canvas!
2/3/2017 9:50:48 PM EDT
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Awesome, bro! Soap Opera caliber acting and I'll bet you've never even had a lesson. The bud light sold it!

I'd do one, but if I put my picture on the interweb I could never again function from all the idolatry that would follow.  
2/3/2017 9:55:17 PM EDT
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2/4/2017 11:50:43 PM EDT
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2/5/2017 5:25:27 PM EDT
[#21]
Well at least somebody humored the "differently abled" redneck...

Now get to unpacking KSUB, damnit