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1/26/2017 10:37:32 AM EDT
You guys could ruin any party, I swear.
1/26/2017 10:40:52 AM EDT
[#1]
In before "Pic not loading!" "Rules!"  "OP had one job!"  (ETA:  Nevermind, OP fixed it)

Does it really bother you?  Have you brought it up with her?
1/26/2017 10:41:34 AM EDT
[#2]
"I love my wife so I'm going to parade her around a forum full of strangers and publically criticize her about something that happens in our most intimate moments."
1/26/2017 10:41:54 AM EDT
[#3]
"Your much bigger than your brother"
1/26/2017 10:42:17 AM EDT
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Well you really take the wind out of this thread's sails when you put it that way
1/26/2017 10:42:22 AM EDT
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As entertaining as these discussions are, he's right.
1/26/2017 10:42:30 AM EDT
[#6]
nevermind
1/26/2017 10:43:02 AM EDT
[#7]
Don't leave your phone unlocked while this thread is active.  It might be a $200,000 mistake.
1/26/2017 10:44:01 AM EDT
[#8]
nevermind
1/26/2017 10:44:50 AM EDT
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Well you really take the wind out of this thread's sails when you put it that way
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A simple, "Anyone ever have a partner that sucked at pillow talk?" would have been a more appropriate way to discuss it, IMO.
1/26/2017 10:44:57 AM EDT
[#10]
In for this train wreck.
1/26/2017 10:46:30 AM EDT
[#11]
nevermind
1/26/2017 10:46:40 AM EDT
[#12]
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Wisdom.
1/26/2017 10:47:36 AM EDT
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No it doesn't really bother me.  I think it's kind of funny actually.

It took me a minute, but the pic is there.
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Well as long as you're good with it.
1/26/2017 10:47:36 AM EDT
[#14]
Hard to talk when they are getting choked.

1/26/2017 10:48:00 AM EDT
[#15]
Arfcom, where you can be sure you'll be criticized it it's at all possible. At least your wife says something. You've got at least two choices. Live with it as it is. Tell her what you'd like to hear, although if you have to do that it probably won't help anything.
1/26/2017 10:48:01 AM EDT
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Settle down Nancy.  Don't get your panties in a bunch.  No need to go all "White Knight" here.
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I'm just saying, would you appreciate it if she posted that pic on a forum dominated by women and complained that you didn't know how to sex her up properly?
1/26/2017 10:48:19 AM EDT
[#17]
didnt we just do this?
1/26/2017 10:48:29 AM EDT
[#18]
This is not going to go the way OP thought it would.
1/26/2017 10:48:29 AM EDT
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You make it sound bad when you say it like that.

Used to work with a guy that would talk about sex stuff with his wife. Often. Was 18-20 years old at the time and even then thought it was sad/creepy/juvenile.
1/26/2017 10:48:32 AM EDT
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LOL, sometimes you just learn too much about people...
1/26/2017 10:48:45 AM EDT
[#21]
Take it from a guy who has been married for 24 years to the same woman.  We had an agreement.  We could take the funny stuff.  We could be honest, brutally.  We could laugh at our goofiness.

And we still can, but somethings are expected, by women, for you to just know better.  This is one of those items.  You are doing yourself no favors if she ever accidentally sees this thread.  

My wife and I get along great, but the first couple years, even though we agreed to all that stuff, I was a LITTLE TOO HONEST.  This is one of those things man.  

This is not a good thread, but it is your thread, do as you please.  I wish you all the best, but this thread will never do anything to help your relationship.  At best she never finds out and you skate.  If she does find out, she may tell you today oh thats funny.  The "funny" stuff adds up, they have feelings, they don't turn them off, they can't, no matter how much they want to for you.  

I would delete and nuke from orbit.
1/26/2017 10:52:00 AM EDT
[#22]
nevermind
1/26/2017 10:52:45 AM EDT
[#23]
"Use me like a cup at the sperm bank daddy."

"Fuck me like Clinton did the economy. "

"Break me like a Dodge 68RFE."

"Bend me over a barrel and show me the 50 States."


Your welcome OP.
1/26/2017 10:53:07 AM EDT
[#24]
bad talk is better than a dead fish?????????????
1/26/2017 10:57:47 AM EDT
[#25]
I always thought pillow talk was the talk that happened afterward.  

OP is off in so many ways with this thread.
1/26/2017 11:17:15 AM EDT
[#26]
Only a matter of time before "My husband is really bad about starting threads on an online forum and having them go his way."

My wife if not very good at it, she just wasn't raised that way and had to wait for me to come around to corrupt her.  I'm good with that.
1/26/2017 11:35:33 AM EDT
[#27]
I haven't decided if I'm glad or sad that the OP was edited.  In some ways, I want to know what was said, and in others...I don't want to see the awkward cringe.
1/26/2017 11:38:41 AM EDT
[#28]
Oh well, whatever, nevermind
1/26/2017 11:41:04 AM EDT
[#29]
Yea I would be upset if my wife put all her fingers in my ass too.
1/26/2017 11:41:05 AM EDT
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What is the response you get when your pillow talk is bad?
1/26/2017 11:46:23 AM EDT
[#31]
Post count.
1/26/2017 11:49:37 AM EDT
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