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1/9/2017 4:03:06 PM EDT
Oh, no, no. He has health problems.

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1/9/2017 4:04:44 PM EDT
[#1]
And a good day to you sir !!!
1/9/2017 4:05:56 PM EDT
[#2]
Shut the fuck up, Donny!
1/9/2017 4:07:09 PM EDT
[#3]
The bulk of the series, not exactly a lightweight.
1/9/2017 4:08:12 PM EDT
[#4]
This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps.
1/9/2017 4:09:04 PM EDT
[#5]
The Dude abides.
1/9/2017 4:11:38 PM EDT
[#6]
Is this your homework, Larry?
1/9/2017 4:14:11 PM EDT
[#7]
This is what you get when you watch it on Network TV:

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1/10/2017 12:36:27 AM EDT
[#8]
Not a charge was true, and they say he ran awaaaaaaay, BRANDED.
1/10/2017 11:46:51 AM EDT
[#9]
I'm sorry, I wasn't listening.
1/10/2017 11:52:16 AM EDT
[#10]
Mind if I do a J?
1/10/2017 11:53:42 AM EDT
[#11]
YOU'RE KILLING YOUR FATHER LARRY!
1/10/2017 4:08:07 PM EDT
[#12]
Cool thread, bro.

FPNI
1/10/2017 4:15:33 PM EDT
[#13]
Nice marmot.
1/10/2017 4:27:00 PM EDT
[#14]
Arthur Digby Zellers?
1/10/2017 4:49:48 PM EDT
[#15]
And also let's not forget, let's NOT forget, Dude, that keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, you know, domestic, within the city — that ain't legal either.

What are you, a fucking park ranger now? Who gives a shit about the fucking marmot?
1/10/2017 4:51:13 PM EDT
[#16]
Mark it ZERO!
1/10/2017 4:52:19 PM EDT
[#17]
I was afraid this was going to be about George RR Martin.  I was going to say NOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Seriously I think the f---er is going hang himself right before he finishes the book series and a last F---YOU!
1/10/2017 4:56:20 PM EDT
[#18]
Have you ever heard of Vietnam Larry?
1/10/2017 5:13:36 PM EDT
[#19]
You're entering a world of pain.
1/10/2017 6:02:40 PM EDT
[#20]
Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women, man.
1/10/2017 7:19:14 PM EDT
[#21]
Mr. Treehorn draws a lot of water in this town. You don't draw shit, Lebowski.
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Jackie Treehorn: New technology permits us to do very exciting things in interactive erotic software. Wave of the future, Dude. One-hundred percent electronic.

Dude: Hmm, well, I still jerk off manually.

Jackie Treehorn: Of course you do.
1/11/2017 12:10:43 PM EDT
[#22]
A world of pain.
1/11/2017 12:14:08 PM EDT
[#23]
Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules.
1/11/2017 12:28:30 PM EDT
[#24]
It really tied the room together.
1/11/2017 12:49:23 PM EDT
[#25]
Beaver? You mean vagina?
1/12/2017 5:42:47 AM EDT
[#26]
Say what you want about the tenets of national socialism, but at least it's an ethos.
1/12/2017 5:55:00 AM EDT
[#27]
you cannot fuck with the jesus...
1/12/2017 5:55:54 AM EDT
[#28]
He fixes the cable?
1/12/2017 6:09:12 AM EDT
[#29]
I am the Walrus.
1/12/2017 7:01:20 AM EDT
[#30]
I just bought that car last week... I fuck your car.....
1/12/2017 7:03:33 AM EDT
[#31]
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1/12/2017 7:17:25 AM EDT
[#32]
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8 year olds Dude
1/12/2017 7:45:14 AM EDT
[#33]
1/12/2017 8:53:45 AM EDT
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1/12/2017 9:01:57 AM EDT
[#35]
You got any..leads....?
1/12/2017 9:22:20 AM EDT
[#36]
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Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.
1/12/2017 9:34:41 AM EDT
[#37]
Uli doesn't care about anything. He's a Nihilist. 
1/12/2017 9:39:15 AM EDT
[#38]
You mean, coitus?
1/12/2017 9:42:52 AM EDT
[#39]
You're not wrong Walter.
You're just an asshole.
1/12/2017 9:54:12 AM EDT
[#40]
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1/12/2017 9:55:45 AM EDT
[#41]
You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.
1/12/2017 10:10:46 AM EDT
[#42]
Well, that's like, your opinion man.
1/12/2017 10:24:23 AM EDT
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Oh, that must be exhausting.

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1/12/2017 11:36:10 AM EDT
[#44]
Uh, I'm just gonna go find a cash machine.
1/12/2017 11:39:55 AM EDT
[#45]
My only hope is that the big Lebowski kills me before the Germans cut my dick off
1/12/2017 11:41:37 AM EDT
[#46]
Hey, careful man, there's a beverage here. 
1/13/2017 1:53:31 PM EDT
[#47]
Tomorrow vee come back und cut off your chonson.
1/14/2017 12:10:45 AM EDT
[#48]
These are men who fail to achieve, on a level field of play.
1/14/2017 12:27:12 AM EDT
[#49]
Are you surprised at my tears, sir?

Oh, fuckin A.

Strong men also cry. Strong men also cry.
1/14/2017 12:35:01 AM EDT
[#50]
Calmer than you are.
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