Posted: 12/26/2016 7:05:06 PM EDT
I'm going to order some and see if the wife responds. I'll give a range report after it arrives.
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Nice reviews...
Thank you MANDOM for making me smell like a 65 year old Japanese truck driver / weight lifter who just ate 2 bowls of ramen and
rescued 8 children from a rising river. My wife and dog says I am too young to wear this (40) but I say..deal with it. I am now a man! |
Sex Panther bitches!
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Nice reviews... Thank you MANDOM for making me smell like a 65 year old Japanese truck driver / weight lifter who just ate 2 bowls of ramen and
rescued 8 children from a rising river. My wife and dog says I am too young to wear this (40) but I say..deal with it. I am now a man! I would say, don't knock it till you try it. I'm actually quite hopeful. |
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Funny reviews are best reviews.
Mandom-Fantastic stuff! Doesn't smell like anything you've smelled before, unless you worked the Love Canal clean-up. After applying Mandom Charles Bronson executed a roundhouse kick with such acceleration that his foot traveled back in time and killed Amelia Earhart. Bottom line: Smells like the scary female vengeance demon in every Japanese horror movie you've ever seen looks...delicious, and downright terrifying. |
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Nice reviews... Thank you MANDOM for making me smell like a 65 year old Japanese truck driver / weight lifter who just ate 2 bowls of ramen and
rescued 8 children from a rising river. My wife and dog says I am too young to wear this (40) but I say..deal with it. I am now a man! I would say, don't knock it till you try it. I'm actually quite hopeful. I've tried it. The reviews are accurate. I also took the Bronson Shower in the stuff as soon as it got here. Biiiiiiiiiig mistake. 
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Nice reviews... Thank you MANDOM for making me smell like a 65 year old Japanese truck driver / weight lifter who just ate 2 bowls of ramen and
rescued 8 children from a rising river. My wife and dog says I am too young to wear this (40) but I say..deal with it. I am now a man! I would say, don't knock it till you try it. I'm actually quite hopeful. I've tried it. The reviews are accurate. I also took the Bronson Shower in the stuff as soon as it got here. Biiiiiiiiiig mistake. You weren't man enough.
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Nice reviews... Thank you MANDOM for making me smell like a 65 year old Japanese truck driver / weight lifter who just ate 2 bowls of ramen and
rescued 8 children from a rising river. My wife and dog says I am too young to wear this (40) but I say..deal with it. I am now a man! I would say, don't knock it till you try it. I'm actually quite hopeful. I've tried it. The reviews are accurate. I also took the Bronson Shower in the stuff as soon as it got here. Biiiiiiiiiig mistake. You weren't man enough. Whatever helps man, just don't take the Bronson Shower. A four hour rape shower won't get that shit off. It'll just make the shower stink too. ETA- Lilac Vegetal is worse though. Way, way worse. It smells like old people and cat piss. It smells like despair. It smells like the naugahyde in the happy seat in the back room of a fucking pit of a strip club in a third world nation with no active passport control and an active civil war. It does smell slightly better than a pig farm but it hangs in there a lot longer than a dog fart. |