Warning

 

Close
Confirm Action

Are you sure you wish to do this?

Cancel Confirm
AR15.COM
12/13/2016 6:44:25 PM EDT
THANK YOU FOR CORRECTING MY ENGLISH, WHICH STINKS!
12/13/2016 6:47:17 PM EDT
[#1]
Dafuq you babbling about?
12/13/2016 7:14:49 PM EDT
[#2]
Comma after "English", and please stop shouting.
12/13/2016 7:16:40 PM EDT
[#3]
Quote History
Quoted:
Comma after "English", and please stop shouting.
View Quote


no habla ze Deutsche
12/13/2016 7:21:13 PM EDT
[#4]
Merry New Year!
12/13/2016 7:26:19 PM EDT
[#5]
Looking good Billy Rae, feeling good Louis !!
12/13/2016 7:26:20 PM EDT
[#6]
" Who be puttin' dey coals out on my floor! "
12/13/2016 7:26:52 PM EDT
[#7]
Quote History
Quoted:
" Who be puttin' dey coals out on my floor! "
View Quote


kools....KOOLS !!
12/13/2016 7:30:11 PM EDT
[#8]
World class tits my man.
12/13/2016 7:35:59 PM EDT
[#9]
Wat?
12/13/2016 7:36:51 PM EDT
[#10]
Stop Yelling...
12/13/2016 7:38:38 PM EDT
[#11]
(Shouted)
Sell down in April at 142!

Go to 1:00
Orange Juice Trade - Trading Places
12/13/2016 7:39:02 PM EDT
[#12]
"THOSE MEN TRIED TO HAVE SEX WITH ME!!!"
12/13/2016 7:40:31 PM EDT
[#13]
Jamie Lee Curtis' tits.

12/13/2016 7:40:44 PM EDT
[#14]
How much for the gun?
12/13/2016 7:41:32 PM EDT
[#15]
In Philadelphia it's worth fifty bucks........
12/13/2016 7:42:18 PM EDT
[#16]
12/13/2016 7:43:26 PM EDT
[#17]
I heard it was the Dukes.
12/13/2016 7:43:49 PM EDT
[#18]
Quote History
Quoted:
In Philadelphia it's worth fifty bucks........
View Quote


This is a Rouchefoucauld. The thinnest water-resistant watch in the world. Singularly unique, sculptured in design, hand-crafted in Switzerland, and water resistant to three atmospheres. This is *the* sports watch of the '80s. Six thousand, nine hundred and fifty five dollars retail!  It tells time simultaneously in Monte Carlo, Beverly Hills, London, Paris, Rome, and Gstaad!
12/13/2016 7:52:15 PM EDT
[#19]
Quote History
Quoted:


This is a Rouchefoucauld. The thinnest water-resistant watch in the world. Singularly unique, sculptured in design, hand-crafted in Switzerland, and water resistant to three atmospheres. This is *the* sports watch of the '80s. Six thousand, nine hundred and fifty five dollars retail!  It tells time simultaneously in Monte Carlo, Beverly Hills, London, Paris, Rome, and Gstaad!
View Quote View All Quotes
View All Quotes
Quote History
Quoted:
Quoted:
In Philadelphia it's worth fifty bucks........


This is a Rouchefoucauld. The thinnest water-resistant watch in the world. Singularly unique, sculptured in design, hand-crafted in Switzerland, and water resistant to three atmospheres. This is *the* sports watch of the '80s. Six thousand, nine hundred and fifty five dollars retail!  It tells time simultaneously in Monte Carlo, Beverly Hills, London, Paris, Rome, and Gstaad!

How much for the gun?
12/13/2016 7:55:54 PM EDT
[#20]
Turn those machines on.
12/13/2016 8:01:52 PM EDT
[#21]
It ain't cool to be no jive turkey, so close to thanksgiving.
12/13/2016 8:02:26 PM EDT
[#22]
Mortimer, your brother's not well........FUCK HIM !!
12/13/2016 8:03:02 PM EDT
[#23]
Cause I'm a karate man! And a karate man bruises on the inside! They don't show their weakness. But you don't know that because you're a big Barry White looking motherfucker!
12/13/2016 8:07:14 PM EDT
[#24]
Quote History
Quoted:
Dafuq you babbling about?
View Quote

12/13/2016 8:07:44 PM EDT
[#25]
Beef Jerky Time!
12/13/2016 8:12:18 PM EDT
[#26]
Whiskey, all you want......

They are a musical people
12/13/2016 8:16:44 PM EDT
[#27]
Quote History
Quoted:
Jamie Lee Curtis' tits.
View Quote

This!
12/13/2016 8:23:01 PM EDT
[#28]
Lim-oh-zeen.
12/13/2016 8:24:18 PM EDT
[#29]
Do you wanna funk SYLVESTER
12/13/2016 8:25:10 PM EDT
[#30]
It was a stone groove my man, you are the most righteous........yea, yea, yea....just get the fuck out.
12/13/2016 8:26:54 PM EDT
[#31]
Quote History
Quoted:

This!
View Quote View All Quotes
View All Quotes
Quote History
Quoted:
Quoted:
Jamie Lee Curtis' tits.

This!

A pair of titties that make you wanna stand up and beg for buttermilk!!
12/13/2016 8:29:53 PM EDT
[#32]
Coleman: Jacuzzi?
Billy Ray: See I knew ya'll were faggots
Coleman: No, it's an invigorating whirlpool bath
Billy Ray, Oh, OK
Billy Ray; Uh
Billy Ray: When we were kids if we wanted jacuzzi, we'd have to fart in the tub
12/13/2016 8:30:52 PM EDT
[#33]
What movie?
12/13/2016 8:32:05 PM EDT
[#34]
Quote History
Quoted:
What movie?
View Quote


The Color Purple
12/13/2016 8:35:45 PM EDT
[#35]
Quote History
Quoted:
Jamie Lee Curtis' tits.
View Quote

12/13/2016 8:41:42 PM EDT
[#36]
You know, you can't just go around and shoot people in the kneecaps with a double-barreled shotgun 'cause you pissed at 'em.

why not?
12/13/2016 8:43:41 PM EDT
[#37]
Quote History
Quote History

Care to help me with my rooksack?
12/13/2016 8:43:52 PM EDT
[#38]
Fuck off
12/13/2016 8:44:27 PM EDT
[#39]
Is the OP on the ganja?
12/13/2016 8:45:50 PM EDT
[#40]
Quote History
Quoted:
Jamie Lee Curtis' tits.
View Quote

Just protecting my investment.
12/13/2016 9:11:29 PM EDT
[#41]
It's me, Lionel Joseph!
12/13/2016 10:55:56 PM EDT
[#42]
"I was Agent Orange, I was all over Veettnam, in poontang, and all them other places"
12/13/2016 11:15:28 PM EDT
[#43]
"You said you had a limo"
12/13/2016 11:18:54 PM EDT
[#44]
12/13/2016 11:42:15 PM EDT
[#45]
My wife & I have watched this movie every Christmas since it came out on VHS back in the 80's - our all-time favorite.
12/14/2016 12:01:33 AM EDT
[#46]
Once you have a man with no legs, you'll never go back!
12/14/2016 12:02:48 AM EDT
[#47]
Jamie Lee boobs. Best ever.
12/14/2016 12:07:22 AM EDT
[#48]

shoot the glass.

12/14/2016 12:08:18 AM EDT
[#49]
Quote History
Quoted:
Merry New Year!
View Quote

12/14/2016 12:13:14 AM EDT
[#50]
It's an opera.