[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Rodney Dangerfield (Page 1 of 2)
Posted: 11/8/2016 2:15:11 AM EDT
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The guy cracked me up! Comedians just aren't as clever as they used to be.
One day as I came home early from work I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, Hey buddy why are you doing that for? He said, because you came home early. Rodney Dangerfield They say... "Love thy neighbor as thy self." What am I supposed to do? Jerk him off too? |
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I lump him in with Jay Leno and Jerry Seinfeld, people who the world says are funny, but I don't find funny. Quoted:
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Never found the dude funny. Even his face was funny. You are right about Sienfield and Leno. |
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I went to my dentist a few weeks ago, I said hey Doc, my teeth are turning yellow! He said "Wear a brown tie." My daughter is piece of work. You date my daughter and it's like dating Federal Express. One drink and it's overnight guaranteed. But my daughter is nothing compared to my wife. The other day I came home and my wife met me at the door in a sexy negligee. I said 'Hey Baby!' She said 'What are you doing here?' But my wife is nothing like my kid. I got my kid a BB gun for Christmas, he got me a sweater with a bullseye on the back. Comedy, I tell ya it's a rough business. The first place I worked was call Nunzio's. On they menu they had Broken Leg of Lamb. I tell ya I can't get no respect, no respect at all! |
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Groucho Marx. "I saw Mrs. Claypool first. Of course, her mother really saw her first but there's no point in bringing the Civil War into this."
Rodney Dangerfield. "Hey honey, you must have been something before electricity." Gringop. "And I see the line of my people, stretching back to the beginning." Gringo(marks where the jockey was hitting it)p |
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Quoted: Like everything else these days, the comics are for shit! The old school guys were the BEST! 1- Richard Pryer 2- Eddie Murphy 3- Rodney Dangerfield 4- John Candy Richard and Eddie, the greatest of all time. Every movie after 100s of time seen, I still bust up. |
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I don't get any respect I tell ya. No respect.
The other day I told my father, Dad, everyone hates me. Son that's not true. Everyone hasn't met you yet. The wife was getting the kids ready for bed. She said be sure and kiss your father goodnight. The kids started crying. Why mommy? We didn't do anything wrong today. 
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Like everything else these days, the comics are for shit! The old school guys were the BEST! 1- Richard Pryer 2- Eddie Murphy 3- Rodney Dangerfield 4- John Candy Richard and Eddie, the greatest of all time. Every movie after 100s of time seen, I still bust up. Lol You didn't go back very far. Bill Cosby Buddy Hacket Half the rat pack Don Rickles Jonathon Winters Flip Wilson George Carlin Joan Rivers Steve Allen Mitch Hedberg Richard Jenni Andrew Dice Clay Phylis Diller You guys gotta broaden your horizons. John Candy ?!? Lololol no |
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Thanks for posting, I needed that. 
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I lump him in with Jay Leno and Jerry Seinfeld, people who the world says are funny, but I don't find funny. Quoted:
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Never found the dude funny. Even his face was funny. It was a moment in time. He probably wouldn't be successful now. |
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Quoted: You are right about Sienfield and Leno. Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Never found the dude funny. Even his face was funny. You are right about Sienfield and Leno. Yep. Rodney was a fucking genius though |