Posted: 11/6/2016 7:58:24 PM EDT
Post your tales, fellow deplorables. Let's Make America Great Again #MAGA |
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My tale: I took a massive shit. It hurt like....well...shit. I was squeezing so hard, sweating, bewildered by the pain this was causing. Finally, I finished and stood up, looking down at what was an astonishing resemblance of Hillary Clinton, complete with a white mao outfit on.
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My tale: I took a massive shit. It hurt like....well...shit. I was squeezing so hard, sweating, bewildered by the pain this was causing. Finally, I finished and stood up, looking down at what was an astonishing resemblance of Hillary Clinton, complete with a white mao outfit on. I flushed and went about my business. Try activia |
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My tale: I took a massive shit. It hurt like....well...shit. I was squeezing so hard, sweating, bewildered by the pain this was causing. Finally, I finished and stood up, looking down at what was an astonishing resemblance of Hillary Clinton, complete with a white mao outfit on. I flushed and went about my business.  
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Where this whole thing is now is pretty much a victory in my mind.
We will be stuck with an even more vanilla centrist then McCain and Rmoney. Trump won't run. Trump won't do shit in the rep debates It is Jebs turn Trump will drop out any day now. Trump doesn't stand a chance against Hillary. You can't say politically incorrect things, you have to go along to get along. You have to have a billion dollars in campaign funds to compete. . She has a billion dollar war chest, the support of every internet company, Wall street, Hollywood, the press, the music industry and the tacit support of most RINOs and #nevertrumpers. We have some hackers, dank meme makers, a lightning witted gay brit, some moody loner assault rifle enthusiasts and a metric shitton of fed up, beat up and generally pissed the fuck off Americans. And yet here we are, neck and neck with the epitome of career politician. Win or lose, I can't say this wasn't the motherfucker of all battles. |
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My tale: I took a massive shit. It hurt like....well...shit. I was squeezing so hard, sweating, bewildered by the pain this was causing. Finally, I finished and stood up, looking down at what was an astonishing resemblance of Hillary Clinton, complete with a white mao outfit on. I flushed and went about my business. Try activia My Trump flusher is working well so far. |
Finally removed the two rotting pumpkins from my porch, my daughters carved these. We named them Hillary and Kaine, we had a bet which one would rot the best. We looked this morning inside of them, little flies nested inside, mold had taken over and they stunk pretty bad. 
Hillary came out on top though, fully mushy and riddled with goo oozing cracks in her face, we took them in the back yard and practiced archery on them. Both daughters say Trump is a nice guy and he will be a great president. 
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Where this whole thing is now is pretty much a victory in my mind. We will be stuck with an even more vanilla centrist then McCain and Rmoney. Trump won't run. Trump won't do shit in the rep debates It is Jebs turn Trump will drop out any day now. Trump doesn't stand a chance against Hillary. You can't say politically incorrect things, you have to go along to get along. You have to have a billion dollars in campaign funds to compete. . She has a billion dollar war chest, the support of every internet company, Wall street, Hollywood, the press, the music industry and the tacit support of most RINOs and #nevertrumpers. We have some hackers, dank meme makers, a lightning witted gay brit, some moody loner assault rifle enthusiasts and a metric shitton of fed up, beat up and generally pissed the fuck off Americans. And yet here we are, neck and neck with the epitome of career politician. Win or lose, I can't say this wasn't the motherfucker of all battles. I like it. Permission to steal and shitpost on other social media? |
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Where this whole thing is now is pretty much a victory in my mind. We will be stuck with an even more vanilla centrist then McCain and Rmoney. Trump won't run. Trump won't do shit in the rep debates It is Jebs turn Trump will drop out any day now. Trump doesn't stand a chance against Hillary. You can't say politically incorrect things, you have to go along to get along. You have to have a billion dollars in campaign funds to compete. . She has a billion dollar war chest, the support of every internet company, Wall street, Hollywood, the press, the music industry and the tacit support of most RINOs and #nevertrumpers. We have some hackers, dank meme makers, a lightning witted gay brit, some moody loner assault rifle enthusiasts and a metric shitton of fed up, beat up and generally pissed the fuck off Americans. And yet here we are, neck and neck with the epitome of career politician. Win or lose, I can't say this wasn't the motherfucker of all battles. I like it. Permission to steal and shitpost on other social media? Me too! Straight to the Hash!
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Lt. Col Alan West preached at my church this morning. I got my photo with him. Don't care if any of you don't like him, he is helping make America great again. I then ate lunch with an Air Force veteran who was shot down in vietnam. A war hero. Pretty good day. I am calling victory today. |
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Not much optimism. Can't say I'm surprised here I've been predicting he's gonna win the whole time. I'll say that Facebook comments have gotten particularly brutal against the media. A few weeks ago I'd wade into a CNN thread and start kicking puppies. Now I click preparing some scathing reply and find that the Army of Kek has alread drunk all the cocktails, thrown the punchbowl out the window, fornicated with the drapes, and set fire to the dj booth and there's nothing left to do but kick at the smoking remains. ARFCom is always a few steps behind the zeitgeist and there are a shitload of people out there who are pissed off at the status quo.
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Where this whole thing is now is pretty much a victory in my mind. We will be stuck with an even more vanilla centrist then McCain and Rmoney. Trump won't run. Trump won't do shit in the rep debates It is Jebs turn Trump will drop out any day now. Trump doesn't stand a chance against Hillary. You can't say politically incorrect things, you have to go along to get along. You have to have a billion dollars in campaign funds to compete. . She has a billion dollar war chest, the support of every internet company, Wall street, Hollywood, the press, the music industry and the tacit support of most RINOs and #nevertrumpers. We have some hackers, dank meme makers, a lightning witted gay brit, some moody loner assault rifle enthusiasts and a metric shitton of fed up, beat up and generally pissed the fuck off Americans. And yet here we are, neck and neck with the epitome of career politician. Win or lose, I can't say this wasn't the motherfucker of all battles. I like it. Permission to steal and shitpost on other social media? Shitpost away!!! |
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The CBS affiliate in Minneapolis reported that 21,000 people showed up a Trumps Rally at the airport this afternoon. The hangar capacity is only 3,700 and the crowd of 21,000 stayed until Trump left.
Considering it is opening weekend of deer season and the Vikings played a home game at the same time I would call that a Victory! OH! And that is here in Minnesota, of all places. I have been saying for two months that Trump will win here and I still believe it. |
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Some folks around here need a victory thread. For criminy's sake, Trump has this. Everybody chill out. This is where I'm at. I had lost faith in this country, I thought for sure we were fuck-a-ronied down the rabbit hole but somehow this nation came through for us. 
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Quoted: My tale: I took a massive shit. It hurt like....well...shit. I was squeezing so hard, sweating, bewildered by the pain this was causing. Finally, I finished and stood up, looking down at what was an astonishing resemblance of Hillary Clinton, complete with a white mao outfit on. I flushed and went about my business. Poop Thread. |
| "These are the times that try men's souls. The summer soldier and the sunshine patriot will, in this crisis, shrink from the service of their country; but he that stands by it now, deserves the love and thanks of man and woman. Tyranny, like hell, is not easily conquered; yet we have this consolation with us, that the harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph." - Thomas Paine |
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"These are the times that try men's souls. The summer soldier and the sunshine patriot will, in this crisis, shrink from the service of their country; but he that stands by it now, deserves the love and thanks of man and woman. Tyranny, like hell, is not easily conquered; yet we have this consolation with us, that the harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph." - Thomas Paine God bless us, the Deplorables 
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Where this whole thing is now is pretty much a victory in my mind. We will be stuck with an even more vanilla centrist then McCain and Rmoney. Trump won't run. Trump won't do shit in the rep debates It is Jebs turn Trump will drop out any day now. Trump doesn't stand a chance against Hillary. You can't say politically incorrect things, you have to go along to get along. You have to have a billion dollars in campaign funds to compete. . She has a billion dollar war chest, the support of every internet company, Wall street, Hollywood, the press, the music industry and the tacit support of most RINOs and #nevertrumpers. We have some hackers, dank meme makers, a lightning witted gay brit, some moody loner assault rifle enthusiasts and a metric shitton of fed up, beat up and generally pissed the fuck off Americans. And yet here we are, neck and neck with the epitome of career politician. Win or lose, I can't say this wasn't the motherfucker of all battles. I like it. Permission to steal and shitpost on other social media? Shitpost away!!! Thank you sir! Shitposted! |