Posted: 10/10/2016 1:17:24 PM EDT
Spamly spam! Wonderful spam! 
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| This parrot is no more. It has ceased to be. It's expired and gone to meet its maker. This is a late parrot. It's a stiff. Bereft of life, it rests in peace. If you hadn't nailed it to the perch, it would be pushing up the daisies. It's rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible. This is an ex-parrot. |
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Shit- SPAM is the newest thing to neck-beard.
During hurricane Matthew, the stores in my area were picked clean- I'm talking piranha-picked bones clean- of Spam. Finding .22 Magnum ammo was easier (I DID find a box of THAT!). I went to the store last night to re-supply and the shelves were still empty. A kid told me it went out as fast as it came in.
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| Oh, most magnificent and merciful majesty, master of the universe, protector of the meek, whose nose we are not worthy to pick and whose very feces are an untrammelled delight, and whose peacocks keep us awake all hours of the night with their noisy lovemaking, we beseech thee, tell thy humble servants the name of the section between the triglyphs in the frieze section of a classical Doric entablature. |
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I see what you did there. |
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With which hand are you going to grab the pistol? |
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Quoted: With which hand are you going to grab the pistol? Quoted: With which hand are you going to grab the pistol? Which ever one doesn't have a cup of coffee or fork in it....  |
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Quoted: Oh, most magnificent and merciful majesty, master of the universe, protector of the meek, whose nose we are not worthy to pick and whose very feces are an untrammelled delight, and whose peacocks keep us awake all hours of the night with their noisy lovemaking, we beseech thee, tell thy humble servants the name of the section between the triglyphs in the frieze section of a classical Doric entablature. Metopes separate (are between) the triglyphs. |
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Damnit! Now I'm hungry for one of those. 
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The pride of the Magnolia State. I always thought he made up that name. 
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