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6/14/2003 1:45:55 AM EDT
Everyone is all about the JBT's or Zombies or Bigfeet or other monsters but no one ever thinks about alien invasions.  Does anyone out there see this as a possibility?  It seems more likey than dead people coming to life or a really big, unknown as yet, burrowing monster all of the sudden appearing and starting to chow on us.
6/14/2003 1:52:08 AM EDT
[#1]
Yes:
[url]http://www.ananova.com/images/web/58251.jpg[/url]

Which would explain much.
6/14/2003 1:57:38 AM EDT
[#2]
[img]http://www.sinistralrifleman.com/buybeltfedweapons.jpg[/img]
6/14/2003 2:13:55 AM EDT
[#3]
Oh.



I thought you meant the alien invasion coming unchecked across our southern border.
6/14/2003 3:11:16 AM EDT
[#4]
Well, if the movie Signs is accurate, we shouldn't even worry.  Remember, turn on your sprinklers and wipe out a squad.  Load up an AR or AK or anything you can and have a turkey shoot.
6/14/2003 4:15:29 AM EDT
[#5]
[b]Fuck all the motherfucking illegal fucking space aliens![/b]
6/14/2003 4:25:53 AM EDT
[#6]
Good God.
6/14/2003 4:29:34 AM EDT
[#7]
Are they putting public access computers in mental health centers now?
6/14/2003 4:37:36 AM EDT
[#8]
sheesh...aliens...boringgggggg....

now Zombies...them's creepy...no intellect, not bargining.....just empy, insatiable HUNGER



[size=6][green]SPOOOKYYY![/green][/size=6]
6/14/2003 4:52:44 AM EDT
[#9]
GiggleSmith;
Looks like Hillary is ready for Bill.
6/14/2003 5:30:18 AM EDT
[#10]
Yes, belt fed is all very well, but what we really _need_ to know is exactly what ammunition he has loaded up in there!

I mean, do we have teflon coated (sic) for that red-PVC body armour, or frangible for fleshy aliens? Tracers to cauterize the wounds on the acid-for-blood critters? Sledgehammers for the Graboids?

quality picture, more please :)

/PHil
6/14/2003 5:51:59 AM EDT
[#11]
You mean democrats, or the kind Sigourney Weaver fights?
6/14/2003 5:53:33 AM EDT
[#12]
I dont think we need to worry about an alien invasion.  With the kind of people who have been "abducted" the aliens should have come to one of two conclusions: a) Earthlings are dirty, smelly creatures not worth there time, or b) Earthlings are crazy, unpredictable mo-fo's who are a force that shouldnt be reckoned with.
6/14/2003 5:57:28 AM EDT
[#13]
What if we DID get invaded by space aliens.  BUT they turned out to be werewolves wearing alien masks?  Would you try to make peace or shoot them with silver bullets?  And whats with all the probing, what do those masquerading werewolves need to know about rural people's asses?
6/14/2003 5:58:00 AM EDT
[#14]
What if we DID get invaded by space aliens.  BUT they turned out to be werewolves wearing alien masks?  Would you try to make peace or shoot them with silver bullets?  And whats with all the probing, what do those masquerading werewolves need to know about rural people's asses?
6/14/2003 6:05:14 AM EDT
[#15]
PLEASE STOP........you're scaring me!

Oh my!
6/14/2003 8:15:11 AM EDT
[#16]

Time to get my eyes checked - after glancing at the title I thought this thread was about Allen Iverson...


DrMark


6/14/2003 8:20:51 AM EDT
[#17]
They are already here! I could be one or you could be one. I don't understand why they like to probe anuses.
6/14/2003 9:41:55 PM EDT
[#18]
Sherrick, take your prozac and go to bed.
6/14/2003 9:48:53 PM EDT
[#19]
Quoted:
They are already here!
View Quote


Damn you LotBoy, you beat me to it!
6/14/2003 9:56:25 PM EDT
[#20]
I hope they DO invade!  I'd love to have the chance to get back at all those fuckers for what they did to me!

6/14/2003 10:07:11 PM EDT
[#21]
First of all, we have to assume that there ARE aliens...

Second, anything with the technology to travel between star systems to invade another planet is gonna have a whole lot better weapons & armor than anything on a planet where the inhabitant's furthest manned space excursion was a few gravity-accellerated trips to said planet's MOON!
6/14/2003 10:09:41 PM EDT
[#22]
Very very unlikely. Most alien races that have advanced technologically to the point where they can reach our world, would definitely have no use for our resources. And they would probably be peaceful.
6/14/2003 10:53:06 PM EDT
[#23]
Quoted:
[url]http://www.sinistralrifleman.com/buybeltfedweapons.jpg[/url]
View Quote


I don't know about the aliens...  But I like the pink fluffy bunny feet.
6/14/2003 11:07:11 PM EDT
[#24]
The "visitors" are already here.  Your seemingly innocent attempt at speculation only serves as proof that you are in fact one of them.

Will you then allow me to pilot your spacecraft, assuming you didn't get here on a beam of light, or at least hook me up with a flying bicycle?  If so, I will promise to not douse you with water or contaminate you with simple Earth disease.
6/14/2003 11:28:48 PM EDT
[#25]
... There is a much greater chance that aliens from uber space invade us then any other "legend" threat; excluding human developed pathogens.

... That said, if they'll have me, I'm on [b]Garryowen[/b] and [b]Sinistralrifleman[/b]'s side if the "really" BG invade from; wherever!


[editurd becuse I'm too fuckered up to posty]

...... goodnite yall!
6/15/2003 5:20:09 AM EDT
[#26]
I'm not worried.

We have a super secret base on the moon...

[img]http://mywebpages.comcast.net/Delta_3-63/images/alpha5.jpg[/img]

and armed spacecraft...

[img]http://mywebpages.comcast.net/Delta_3-63/images/eaglefire.jpg[/img]

to protect us.