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Posted: 6/14/2003 1:45:55 AM EDT
Link Posted: 6/14/2003 1:52:08 AM EDT
Yes: [url]http://www.ananova.com/images/web/58251.jpg[/url] Which would explain much.
Link Posted: 6/14/2003 1:57:38 AM EDT
[img]http://www.sinistralrifleman.com/buybeltfedweapons.jpg[/img]
Link Posted: 6/14/2003 2:13:55 AM EDT
Link Posted: 6/14/2003 3:11:16 AM EDT
Well, if the movie Signs is accurate, we shouldn't even worry. Remember, turn on your sprinklers and wipe out a squad. Load up an AR or AK or anything you can and have a turkey shoot.
Link Posted: 6/14/2003 4:15:29 AM EDT
[b]Fuck all the motherfucking illegal fucking space aliens![/b]
Link Posted: 6/14/2003 4:25:53 AM EDT
Good God.
Link Posted: 6/14/2003 4:29:34 AM EDT
Are they putting public access computers in mental health centers now?
Link Posted: 6/14/2003 4:37:36 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 6/14/2003 4:38:20 AM EDT by desertmoon]
sheesh...aliens...boringgggggg.... now Zombies...them's creepy...no intellect, not bargining.....just empy, insatiable HUNGER [size=6][green]SPOOOKYYY![/green][/size=6]
Link Posted: 6/14/2003 4:52:44 AM EDT
GiggleSmith; Looks like Hillary is ready for Bill.
Link Posted: 6/14/2003 5:30:18 AM EDT
Yes, belt fed is all very well, but what we really _need_ to know is exactly what ammunition he has loaded up in there! I mean, do we have teflon coated (sic) for that red-PVC body armour, or frangible for fleshy aliens? Tracers to cauterize the wounds on the acid-for-blood critters? Sledgehammers for the Graboids? quality picture, more please :) /PHil
Link Posted: 6/14/2003 5:51:59 AM EDT
You mean democrats, or the kind Sigourney Weaver fights?
Link Posted: 6/14/2003 5:53:33 AM EDT
I dont think we need to worry about an alien invasion. With the kind of people who have been "abducted" the aliens should have come to one of two conclusions: a) Earthlings are dirty, smelly creatures not worth there time, or b) Earthlings are crazy, unpredictable mo-fo's who are a force that shouldnt be reckoned with.
Link Posted: 6/14/2003 5:57:28 AM EDT
What if we DID get invaded by space aliens. BUT they turned out to be werewolves wearing alien masks? Would you try to make peace or shoot them with silver bullets? And whats with all the probing, what do those masquerading werewolves need to know about rural people's asses?
Link Posted: 6/14/2003 5:58:00 AM EDT
What if we DID get invaded by space aliens. BUT they turned out to be werewolves wearing alien masks? Would you try to make peace or shoot them with silver bullets? And whats with all the probing, what do those masquerading werewolves need to know about rural people's asses?
Link Posted: 6/14/2003 6:05:14 AM EDT
PLEASE STOP........you're scaring me! Oh my!
Link Posted: 6/14/2003 8:15:11 AM EDT
Time to get my eyes checked - after glancing at the title I thought this thread was about Allen Iverson... DrMark
Link Posted: 6/14/2003 8:20:51 AM EDT
They are already here! I could be one or you could be one. I don't understand why they like to probe anuses.
Link Posted: 6/14/2003 9:41:55 PM EDT
Sherrick, take your prozac and go to bed.
Link Posted: 6/14/2003 9:48:53 PM EDT
Originally Posted By LotBoy: They are already here!
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Damn you LotBoy, you beat me to it!
Link Posted: 6/14/2003 9:56:25 PM EDT
Link Posted: 6/14/2003 10:07:11 PM EDT
First of all, we have to assume that there ARE aliens... Second, anything with the technology to travel between star systems to invade another planet is gonna have a whole lot better weapons & armor than anything on a planet where the inhabitant's furthest manned space excursion was a few gravity-accellerated trips to said planet's MOON!
Link Posted: 6/14/2003 10:09:41 PM EDT
Link Posted: 6/14/2003 10:53:06 PM EDT
Link Posted: 6/14/2003 11:07:11 PM EDT
The "visitors" are already here. Your seemingly innocent attempt at speculation only serves as proof that you are in fact one of them. Will you then allow me to pilot your spacecraft, assuming you didn't get here on a beam of light, or at least hook me up with a flying bicycle? If so, I will promise to not douse you with water or contaminate you with simple Earth disease.
Link Posted: 6/14/2003 11:28:48 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 6/14/2003 11:34:14 PM EDT by Winston_Wolf]
... There is a much greater chance that aliens from uber space invade us then any other "legend" threat; excluding human developed pathogens. ... That said, if they'll have me, I'm on [b]Garryowen[/b] and [b]Sinistralrifleman[/b]'s side if the "really" BG invade from; wherever! [editurd becuse I'm too fuckered up to posty] ...... goodnite yall!
Link Posted: 6/15/2003 5:20:09 AM EDT
I'm not worried. We have a super secret base on the moon... [img]http://mywebpages.comcast.net/Delta_3-63/images/alpha5.jpg[/img] and armed spacecraft... [img]http://mywebpages.comcast.net/Delta_3-63/images/eaglefire.jpg[/img] to protect us.
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