Posted: 9/14/2016 11:28:43 PM EDT
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--next Sunday, A.D.
There was a guy named Joel Not too different from you or me 
He worked at Gizmonic Institute Just another face in a red jumpsuit He did a good job cleaning up the place But his bosses didn't like him so they shot him into spa-a-ace! "We'll send him cheesy movies "The worst we can find (la la la!) "He'll have to sit and watch them all "And we'll monitor his mind (la la la!) Now keep in mind, Joel can't control When the movies begin or end Because he used those special parts To make his robot friends ROBOT ROLL CALL: (All right, let's go!) CAMBOT (Pan left.) GYPSY (Hi, Girl!) TOM SERVO (What a cool guy...) CRO-O-O-O-OW! (Wwwwisecracker.) If you're wondering how he eats and breathes And other science facts (la la la!) Just repeat to yourself "It's just a show "I should really just relax! "For Mystery Science Theater Three Thousand! |