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Posted: 9/12/2016 5:50:23 PM EDT

Revelation 8:1

Posted: 9/12/2016 5:50:52 PM EDT

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8:1 is that ratio? Vegas odds?

Posted: 9/12/2016 5:51:22 PM EDT

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Can you just quote it so we all dont have to go look it up?

Ok I looked it up.

Posted: 9/12/2016 6:13:51 PM EDT

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Posted: 9/12/2016 6:31:29 PM EDT

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I didn't.

Posted: 9/12/2016 6:33:04 PM EDT

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What's with all the rapture, end of the world stuff recently?

Did I miss a memo or just a result of the elections?

Posted: 9/12/2016 6:33:59 PM EDT

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(Edgy. . . . . )

And when he had opened the seventh seal, there was silence in heaven about the space of half an hour.

Posted: 9/12/2016 6:35:15 PM EDT

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Can you just quote it so we all dont have to go look it up?

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I didn't have to look it up.

Posted: 9/12/2016 6:38:01 PM EDT

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Ain't that the truth. My g/fs mom just showed up and the chit chat has commenced. There will be no silence here

Posted: 9/12/2016 6:48:29 PM EDT

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Matt 24 :40 -41
40Two men will be in the field: one will be taken and the other left. 41Two women will be grinding at the mill: one will be taken and the other left.…

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Posted: 9/12/2016 6:49:02 PM EDT

[#10]

never mind

Posted: 9/12/2016 6:50:25 PM EDT

[#11]

The Rupture won't happen until July 5, 8661.

http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Church_of_the_SubGenius

Posted: 9/12/2016 6:50:32 PM EDT

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LOL Nice, never thought about it that way.

Posted: 9/12/2016 6:52:26 PM EDT

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Posted: 9/12/2016 6:52:31 PM EDT

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So, basically, this means men sitting at a desk and doing their assigned work won't make the cut !?!

Posted: 9/12/2016 6:58:13 PM EDT

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So, basically, this means men sitting at a desk and doing their assigned work won't make the cut !?!

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40Two men will be in the field: one will be taken and the other left. 41Two women will be grinding at the mill: one will be taken and the other left.…

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So, basically, this means men sitting at a desk and doing their assigned work won't make the cut !?!

We should be out standing in our fields instead.

Posted: 9/12/2016 7:02:18 PM EDT

[#16]

If men are raptured first, who is going to open all the jars and kill the spiders?

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Posted: 9/12/2016 7:03:57 PM EDT

[#17]

I laughed, well done OP.

Posted: 9/12/2016 7:06:24 PM EDT

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Posted: 9/12/2016 7:07:24 PM EDT

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Posted: 9/12/2016 7:17:15 PM EDT

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Lol. Needs to be read to be understood.

Posted: 9/12/2016 7:44:47 PM EDT

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http://i.imgur.com/9nohQh4.jpg

No joke.

Posted: 9/12/2016 7:45:56 PM EDT

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Posted: 9/12/2016 7:48:29 PM EDT

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I best not tell this one to my wife lest I beat all of you to Heaven.

Posted: 9/12/2016 7:49:22 PM EDT

[#24]

I hear they make a pill for that.

Posted: 9/12/2016 7:50:17 PM EDT

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So women will be raptured 20.833 days after men since a day to the Lord is like 1,000 days on earth.

Posted: 9/12/2016 7:51:34 PM EDT

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What type of Raptors are we talking about? Are we talking about the ones with small hands. Because I don't like those.

Posted: 9/12/2016 7:52:21 PM EDT

[#27]

Had to look it up.

My face:

My wife's face:

Posted: 9/12/2016 7:53:39 PM EDT

[#28]

More like Ruptured first.......

Posted: 9/12/2016 7:55:27 PM EDT

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The joke.............you missed it

Posted: 9/12/2016 7:57:02 PM EDT

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Posted: 9/12/2016 7:57:49 PM EDT

[#31]

raffed

Posted: 9/12/2016 7:58:47 PM EDT

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Revelation 8:1

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Revelation 8:1

When he opened the seventh seal, there was silence in heaven for about half an hour.

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Why do many men die first? Because they want too.

Posted: 9/12/2016 8:14:16 PM EDT

[#33]

Before you see the light...you have to die.
"Slayer"

Posted: 9/12/2016 8:26:10 PM EDT

[#34]

Wait a minute. Only 144,000 virgin males that were not touched by women that are to be Raptured according to Revelations. No females.

That could be quite a few people here on ARFCOM.

Well. That counts me out of escaping this liberal world.

Posted: 9/12/2016 8:32:23 PM EDT

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At least it will be quiet.

Posted: 9/12/2016 11:05:15 PM EDT

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I best not tell this one to my wife lest I beat all of you to Heaven.

At least it will be quiet.

Posted: 9/12/2016 11:11:45 PM EDT

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I just shared this with my little Baptist wife.

She hit me.

Posted: 9/12/2016 11:14:43 PM EDT

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The Baptist tend to know the word better than most.

Posted: 9/12/2016 11:23:15 PM EDT

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Told my wife the joke...she said "you're funny" in "that" tone of voice.

See you guys in heaven.

Posted: 9/13/2016 4:51:12 AM EDT

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it's the one you need walmart 45-70's for

Posted: 9/13/2016 4:53:31 AM EDT

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Two women grinding?

Posted: 9/13/2016 5:00:30 AM EDT

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Two women grinding?

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40Two men will be in the field: one will be taken and the other left. 41Two women will be grinding at the mill: one will be taken and the other left.…

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Two women grinding?

Simultaneously.

I gotta look this shit up, sounds good.

Posted: 9/13/2016 5:04:54 AM EDT

[#43]

In heaven there is no beer sammiches.

Posted: 9/13/2016 5:42:49 AM EDT

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Revelation 8:1

Why do many men die first? Because they want too.

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Revelation 8:1

When he opened the seventh seal, there was silence in heaven for about half an hour.

Why do many men die first? Because they want too.

they most certainly do...

Posted: 9/13/2016 9:13:39 AM EDT

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Posted: 9/13/2016 9:20:51 AM EDT

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And when he had opened the seventh seal, there was silence in heaven about the space of half an hour.

That makes sense now.

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