Warning

 

Close
Confirm Action

Are you sure you wish to do this?

Cancel Confirm
AR15.COM
Previous Page
/ 2
Next Page
9/7/2016 7:51:57 PM EDT
I was lucky enough to see him three times. So funny. RIP



Favorite clips, jokes, stories. Post em.
























9/7/2016 7:55:53 PM EDT
[#1]

9/7/2016 7:57:48 PM EDT
[#2]
Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool Opotamus?
9/7/2016 8:01:24 PM EDT
[#3]
Sponge ruiner.
ETA: I used to do drugs.  I still do, but I used to too.
9/7/2016 8:01:30 PM EDT
[#4]
I used to really like Mitch Hedberg.

I still do, but I used to, too.

9/7/2016 8:02:12 PM EDT
[#5]
Never play tennis against a wall. They are relentless.
9/7/2016 8:02:35 PM EDT
[#6]
donut-

9/7/2016 8:05:14 PM EDT
[#7]
I went to the doctor but all he did was suck blood from my neck. Do not go see Dr. Acula!
9/7/2016 8:10:08 PM EDT
[#8]
You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.

9/7/2016 8:10:59 PM EDT
[#9]
He was funny.
9/7/2016 8:15:32 PM EDT
[#10]
One of the best ,

I still listen to him every now and then
9/7/2016 8:16:05 PM EDT
[#11]

Quote History
Quoted:


He was funny.
View Quote
He really was. It's sad how so many funny people are so messed up inside



 
9/7/2016 8:16:17 PM EDT
[#12]
When he was camping and had a wildlife encounter-  "Let me tell you, Smokey the bear is a lot more intense in person"...

9/7/2016 8:18:01 PM EDT
[#13]
Quote History
Quoted:
When he was camping and had a wildlife encounter-  "Let me tell you, Smokey the bear is a lot more intense in person"...

View Quote

He's an asshole.
9/7/2016 8:30:05 PM EDT
[#14]
this shirt is dry-clean only.

that means it's dirty.
9/7/2016 8:32:36 PM EDT
[#15]

I really liked his sense of humor and his delivery.

9/7/2016 8:34:02 PM EDT
[#16]
I loved it when he cracked himself up.
9/7/2016 8:34:14 PM EDT
[#17]
I hate to be the "stop liking what I don't like" guy, but I never found Hedberg funny at all.  His humor always struck me as juvenile and dull observation; the kind of shit a college freshman taking his first ever bong rips would find hilarious.
9/7/2016 8:36:30 PM EDT
[#18]
One of the best ever. Just seeing his name mentioned gives me a chuckle. I miss that guy.
9/7/2016 8:37:42 PM EDT
[#19]
Financially Im set for life. If Im shot tomorrow.
9/7/2016 8:40:29 PM EDT
[#20]

Quote History
Quoted:


I hate to be the "stop liking what I don't like" guy, but I never found Hedberg funny at all.  His humor always struck me as juvenile and dull observation; the kind of shit a college freshman taking his first ever bong rips would find hilarious.
View Quote




 
Who do you find funny, then?
9/7/2016 8:50:11 PM EDT
[#21]
Quote History
Quoted:

  Who do you find funny, then?
View Quote View All Quotes
View All Quotes
Quote History
Quoted:
Quoted:
I hate to be the "stop liking what I don't like" guy, but I never found Hedberg funny at all.  His humor always struck me as juvenile and dull observation; the kind of shit a college freshman taking his first ever bong rips would find hilarious.

  Who do you find funny, then?


John Mulaney
Ali Wong
Gabriel Iglesias, in small doses.
Anjela Johnson
Bill Burr is probably the best right now.
9/7/2016 8:56:17 PM EDT
[#22]
Mike Birbiglia once said that he was doing a gig with him, and Mitch pulled him on stage so he could go pee. Mike just did Mitch's act, as Mitch, and the real Mitch just stood off to the side and watched him for awhile.


"How many jellybeans are in this jar?"




"Aaaaww, man, just let me have some! You can guess how many I want. If you said "a handful", you are correct.."


9/7/2016 8:59:53 PM EDT
[#23]
What if Bigfoot is blurry?  What if that's the problem?  And you know, it actually makes it more terrifying that there could be a large, out-of-focus monster roaming around out there.
9/7/2016 9:03:01 PM EDT
[#24]


Quote History
Quoted:
John Mulaney


Ali Wong


Gabriel Iglesias, in small doses.


Anjela Johnson


Bill Burr is probably the best right now.
View Quote View All Quotes
View All Quotes
Quote History
Quoted:





Quoted:




Quoted:


I hate to be the "stop liking what I don't like" guy, but I never found Hedberg funny at all.  His humor always struck me as juvenile and dull observation; the kind of shit a college freshman taking his first ever bong rips would find hilarious.



  Who do you find funny, then?








John Mulaney


Ali Wong


Gabriel Iglesias, in small doses.


Anjela Johnson


Bill Burr is probably the best right now.





 
Alrighty.


 



Burr's good. I'll give you that.
9/7/2016 9:09:03 PM EDT
[#25]
I just was listening to him tonight.  Good to see the thread tonight. I think he is hilarious.
9/7/2016 9:10:46 PM EDT
[#26]
I always liked his stuff.
9/7/2016 9:13:42 PM EDT
[#27]

9/7/2016 9:41:56 PM EDT
[#28]
Someone handed me a picture and said, "This is a picture of me when I was younger." Every picture of you is when you were younger.

"Here's a picture of me when I'm older." Where'd you get that camera man?
9/7/2016 9:43:10 PM EDT
[#29]
"You might have seen this next comedian on the Late Show, but I think more people have seen me at the store."
9/7/2016 9:49:09 PM EDT
[#30]
Rice is good when you're hungry, and want three-thousand of something..


I find that a duck's opinion of me is very much dependent on whether or not I have bread..


I saw an ad on TV that said, "Forget everything you ever knew about slip-covers", so I did.. Then they tried to sell me slip-covers, but I didn't know what the hell they were talking about!
9/7/2016 10:02:30 PM EDT
[#31]
Still my favorite comedian after all these years.
9/7/2016 10:05:51 PM EDT
[#32]
I always like to listen to him on Sirius,very funny. It is a shame he let drugs get the better of him. He had a promising future.
9/7/2016 10:17:25 PM EDT
[#33]
He was basically the live, "in words" version of a genre of memes.

I really enjoyed the simplistic nature of his jokes.
9/7/2016 10:24:53 PM EDT
[#34]
"In what scenario would I need to prove I bought a donut?"
9/7/2016 11:29:33 PM EDT
[#35]
Quote History
Quoted:

I really liked his sense of humor and his delivery.

View Quote View All Quotes
View All Quotes
Quote History
Quoted:

I really liked his sense of humor and his delivery.



His delivery was really what made him effective.

It is a shame he let drugs get the better of him. He had a promising future.


Without drugs, we would have never known who he was.  So, I guess in a way, we should thank drugs.  
9/7/2016 11:43:37 PM EDT
[#36]
One of a kind comic.

I heard he had terrible stage fright.  His on-stage persona seemed so at ease.

9/7/2016 11:45:31 PM EDT
[#37]
I had a parrot. It talked, but it never said i'm hungry; so it died.
9/7/2016 11:47:58 PM EDT
[#38]
Quote History
Quoted:
One of a kind comic.

I heard he had terrible stage fright.  His on-stage persona seemed so at ease.

View Quote

I noticed he had his eyes closed in a few clips.  Maybe that's why he wore sun glasses.
9/8/2016 12:06:48 AM EDT
[#39]
Quote History
Quoted:

I noticed he had his eyes closed in a few clips.  Maybe that's why he wore sun glasses.
View Quote View All Quotes
View All Quotes
Quote History
Quoted:
Quoted:
One of a kind comic.

I heard he had terrible stage fright.  His on-stage persona seemed so at ease.


I noticed he had his eyes closed in a few clips.  Maybe that's why he wore sun glasses.


From what I've read, that was the case.
9/8/2016 12:10:44 AM EDT
[#40]
I liked him, simple yet funny.  Similar kind of humor to Steven Wright.
9/8/2016 12:16:09 AM EDT
[#41]
Quote History
Quoted:
I liked him, simple yet funny.  Similar kind of humor to Steven Wright.
View Quote


+1
9/8/2016 12:20:22 AM EDT
[#42]
My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said "no, but I want a regular one later... so yeah."



I don't have a girlfriend, I just know a girl who would be really mad if she heard me say that.
9/8/2016 12:28:03 AM EDT
[#43]
If you have legs and are flammable, you are never blocking a fire exit.
9/8/2016 2:26:00 AM EDT
[#44]
Nick D'Paulo as Mitch's roomate....awesome
9/8/2016 2:36:32 AM EDT
[#45]
He did one appearance, I think, as the guy at the counter of the hamburger joint on That 70's Show.

Foreman went to the counter to complain that his order was wrong.

Hedberg: Look, I didn't lose a leg in Vietnam to listen to punks like you complain about their hotdog.

Foreman: You aren't missing a leg.

Hedberg: I SAID, I didn't lose a leg in Vietnam.

9/8/2016 2:48:25 AM EDT
[#46]
Quote History
Quoted:
I used to really like Mitch Hedberg.

I still do, but I used to, too.

View Quote



fucking lost
9/8/2016 2:50:10 AM EDT
[#47]
9/8/2016 2:55:14 AM EDT
[#48]
I like baked potatoes, man. I don't have a microwave oven; it takes forever to cook a baked potato in a conventional oven. Sometimes I'll just throw one in there, even if I don't want one, because by the time it's done....who knows? I'll throw a potato in and go on vacation.
9/8/2016 2:59:02 AM EDT
[#49]
9/8/2016 3:01:22 AM EDT
[#50]
And they all want sun chips.

You are luck to have seen him.
Rip mitch.
Previous Page
/ 2
Next Page