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9/3/2016 10:50:00 AM EDT
We hardly knew ye. You served my boys well in lessons of nature and life. Although you lost a limb in a harrowing o dark thirty escape from your tank, I still loved you. You finally made it to the big crawfish boil in the sky. Rest well my beady eyed crustacean.






































Ah, oh well, guess I gotta find a ditch and get another on for the boys.
9/3/2016 10:56:43 AM EDT
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No video? No snarky pics? No tales of women or children crying in sorrow??

3/10

FAIL.

Somebody give this guy a link to a REAL arfcom pet funeral...


9/3/2016 11:00:00 AM EDT
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MS paint?  
9/3/2016 11:03:33 AM EDT
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came in expecting this
9/3/2016 11:04:12 AM EDT
[#4]
Butter and garlic.
9/3/2016 11:04:13 AM EDT
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No video? No snarky pics? No tales of women or children crying in sorrow??



3/10



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Somebody give this guy a link to a REAL arfcom pet funeral...





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I was in a hurry to get out of the beach house. Her funeral was held in a pool of water on a golf course from the current hurricane.  I showed the body to the wife for positive ID. Upon confirmation I showed the children.. my 6 year old was incredulous and thought me to be joking. I held up the body of Pinchy and shook it like a Marionette. The 3 year old cried out "Pinchy noooooo, pinchy 's deeeeeeeaaaadd".

 






She went to he watery grave with an undignified under handed toss when she will remain. Until a protected bird species finds her. I suppose, in a way, I gave her the aquatic version. Of a Tibetan sky burial.
9/3/2016 11:05:01 AM EDT
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That said - 1/10*
No napkin
No fork
No drink
etc...

*rating held for updated pics of dinner
9/3/2016 11:34:59 AM EDT
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Sounds like she was a crusty one.
9/3/2016 11:39:07 AM EDT
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No video? No snarky pics? No tales of women or children crying in sorrow??



3/10



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Somebody give this guy a link to a REAL arfcom pet funeral...





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Was certain this was a MedicFrost thread.
9/3/2016 11:44:51 AM EDT
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I liked the funeral that was held for the turtle. I think it's name was Stupid Fucker. There were bagpipes, a shoe box, and trash can. It was a very well put together memorial.
9/3/2016 11:57:56 AM EDT
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Me too
9/3/2016 12:16:59 PM EDT
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Me too

How do you think I named her?

 
9/3/2016 12:25:15 PM EDT
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It's an underwater beetle. Yuck
9/3/2016 12:29:36 PM EDT
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9/3/2016 12:38:49 PM EDT
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Butter and garlic.
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Came to post this



 
9/3/2016 12:50:00 PM EDT
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9/3/2016 12:59:18 PM EDT
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How long was it held in captivity?

I've never been able to keep a crawfish alive longer than a day or two. Of course I haven't tried since I was a kid.

And I used to keep them in a tin can under the RV.  I guess they would just slooow cook under there.

Would be interested in setting up a proper tank for one, but not if they don't last very long.
9/3/2016 1:08:21 PM EDT
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How long was it held in captivity?



I've never been able to keep a crawfish alive longer than a day or two. Of course I haven't tried since I was a kid.



And I used to keep them in a tin can under the RV.  I guess they would just slooow cook under there.



Would be interested in setting up a proper tank for one, but not if they don't last very long.
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We had a crawfish boil on my boat. We had a few bags overnighted from LA. I asked to keep one for my kids. She molten once and had one clutch of eggs. Had her for about a year and a half. I have no idea how old she was. I'm going to assume that she was at least a year old when I got her. When she died her tail meat was as big as my thumb. She wasn't small at all. I think they typically live for 3 years give or take.

 
9/3/2016 1:15:57 PM EDT
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2-3 in captivity. I read some will go 7-8 years in perfect conditions.

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