[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Amy Schumer has a sex tape (Page 3 of 4)
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Meh, I'd hit it.. Viagrax2 Industrial condomx2 Mueller's Icy hot with Habenaro seeds glued on as studs for extra friction. Add plenty of wild game red meat. Two months of endurance training. AND A GRUDGE ATTITUDE. For ARFCOM I would. Kickstarter page?
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Peacefully scrolling along. This news then enters my life. MFW. http://i.imgur.com/eJDcpsK.gif  literally the best gif on the internet
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Quoted: Yeah I'm sure all you guys posting are so hot stuff and get better tail like ALL the time right? Bullshit. Anyway I'd hit it like crazy, I bet she's a lot of fun. I'm not going to claim that I was ever "hot stuff", but I had no problems finding normal weight women who'd do the horizontal boogie with me. And I'd take a homely chick with a good body over a pretty fat girl any day. As a friend of mine used to say "It's not the face you're fucking, it's the fuck you're facing". If you're banging fat women it's because you want to, not because you have to. |
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http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2016/08/16/amy-schumer-not-scared-sex-tape-being-leaked.html The comedian shared a number of often-TMI facts -- 44 to be exact -- in her new book, including that she has a sex tape. Let us all pray that it never gets out.  So it's bestiality? That fucking dude should be arrested! |
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Quoted: So what? I have at least 20-30 videos involving myself and my fiance(and older videos with ex's) performing sex on eachother. Um.....well......you're not a celebrity and nobody would give a shit if those vids were released. I'm guessing that's at least one of the differences. |
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I'm not going to claim that I was ever "hot stuff", but I had no problems finding normal weight women who'd do the horizontal boogie with me. And I'd take a homely chick with a good body over a pretty fat girl any day. As a friend of mine used to say "It's not the face you're fucking, it's the fuck you're facing". If you're banging fat women it's because you want to, not because you have to. Quoted:
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Yeah I'm sure all you guys posting are so hot stuff and get better tail like ALL the time right? Bullshit. Anyway I'd hit it like crazy, I bet she's a lot of fun. I'm not going to claim that I was ever "hot stuff", but I had no problems finding normal weight women who'd do the horizontal boogie with me. And I'd take a homely chick with a good body over a pretty fat girl any day. As a friend of mine used to say "It's not the face you're fucking, it's the fuck you're facing". If you're banging fat women it's because you want to, not because you have to. I'm pretty sure a lot of these guys have to. But have convinced themselves that they want to. You are overestimating the average arfcommer. |
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I just flat out believe that she would have the ugliest sex face and make the grossest sounds during sex
Like, I have no doubt that she would not hesitate one bit to fart during sex. Quoted:
I just flat out believe that she would have the ugliest sex face and make the grossest sounds during sex
Like, I have no doubt that she would not hesitate one bit to fart during sex. ghost buster Bill murray
she barks she drools she claws I have put about 400ccs of thorozine in her now and shes taking a little nap. |
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