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Posted: 8/16/2016 8:11:28 PM EDT
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If she had a flat spot on top of her head to rest my beer, I'd let her ingest some tadpoles. Your beer won't stay they when you have two handfuls of hair. |
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Posted: 8/16/2016 8:14:28 PM EDT
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Quote History10/10 
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Posted: 8/16/2016 8:18:12 PM EDT
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I have a feeling it sounds and would likely look like this:
[youtube]https://youtu.be/aPpMr81Ohwg[/youtube] Fail....... 
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Posted: 8/16/2016 8:19:08 PM EDT
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Meh, I'd hit it.. Same..she probably has nice big titties! |
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Posted: 8/16/2016 8:21:05 PM EDT
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I'd watch it just to see if her penis is bigger than mine.
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Posted: 8/16/2016 8:26:23 PM EDT
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she is hoping to get her own reality show
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Posted: 8/16/2016 8:29:20 PM EDT
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Same..she probably has nice big titties! Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Meh, I'd hit it.. Same..she probably has nice big titties! Nope. She's a "flatso." Nothing sadder than a fat chick with no real tits to speak of. |
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Posted: 8/16/2016 8:34:02 PM EDT
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Meh, I'd hit it.. Viagrax2 Industrial condomx2 Mueller's Icy hot with Habenaro seeds glued on as studs for extra friction. Add plenty of wild game red meat. Two months of endurance training. AND A GRUDGE ATTITUDE. For ARFCOM I would. Kickstarter page? 
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Posted: 8/16/2016 8:49:31 PM EDT
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That stupid bitch is watching too much "Ray Donovan" |
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Posted: 8/16/2016 8:53:29 PM EDT
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I'd rather watch shit come out of a cows ass than watch that shit. Gross.
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Posted: 8/16/2016 8:55:59 PM EDT
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I'd fuck her.
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Posted: 8/16/2016 8:56:59 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/16/2016 8:57:32 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I just flat out believe that she would have the ugliest sex face and make the grossest sounds during sex  Like, I have no doubt that she would not hesitate one bit to fart during oral sex. Fixed |
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Posted: 8/16/2016 9:02:30 PM EDT
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Viagrax2 Industrial condomx2 Mueller's Icy hot with Habenaro seeds glued on as studs for extra friction. Add plenty of wild game red meat. Two months of endurance training. AND A GRUDGE ATTITUDE. For ARFCOM I would. Kickstarter page?
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Meh, I'd hit it.. Viagrax2 Industrial condomx2 Mueller's Icy hot with Habenaro seeds glued on as studs for extra friction. Add plenty of wild game red meat. Two months of endurance training. AND A GRUDGE ATTITUDE. For ARFCOM I would. Kickstarter page?
Where do I contribute...Just take my money! |
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Posted: 8/16/2016 9:10:38 PM EDT
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Found it
Click To View Spoiler |
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Posted: 8/16/2016 9:14:08 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Isn't the sex tape thing the last exit before celebrity obscurity? Pretty much this. |
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Posted: 8/16/2016 9:14:24 PM EDT
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Will not watch.
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Posted: 8/16/2016 9:21:19 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Yep Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Meh, I'd hit it.. Once you get past the used part, it's good times. |
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Posted: 8/16/2016 9:28:56 PM EDT
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So how much is she going to pay us to watch her sex tape?
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Posted: 8/16/2016 9:32:38 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: So how much is she going to pay us to watch her sex tape? Rule #34 states there is at least one website on the internet where hordes of lonely men would pay top dollar to watch just the previews of that tape.  |
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Posted: 8/16/2016 9:35:11 PM EDT
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So that National Geographic show about whales humping was not her after all? I must send my apologies to a few humpbacks.
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Posted: 8/16/2016 9:38:17 PM EDT
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Like, I have no doubt that she would not hesitate one bit to fart during sex. Wait....you don't? |
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Posted: 8/16/2016 9:38:39 PM EDT
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Peacefully scrolling along. This news then enters my life. MFW. http://i.imgur.com/eJDcpsK.gif  literally the best gif on the internet
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Posted: 8/16/2016 9:40:33 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Yeah I'm sure all you guys posting are so hot stuff and get better tail like ALL the time right? Bullshit. Anyway I'd hit it like crazy, I bet she's a lot of fun. I'm not going to claim that I was ever "hot stuff", but I had no problems finding normal weight women who'd do the horizontal boogie with me. And I'd take a homely chick with a good body over a pretty fat girl any day. As a friend of mine used to say "It's not the face you're fucking, it's the fuck you're facing". If you're banging fat women it's because you want to, not because you have to. |
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Posted: 8/16/2016 9:50:29 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/16/2016 9:52:14 PM EDT
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If she lost some weight she'd be pretty hot
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Posted: 8/17/2016 12:43:24 AM EDT
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http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2016/08/16/amy-schumer-not-scared-sex-tape-being-leaked.html The comedian shared a number of often-TMI facts -- 44 to be exact -- in her new book, including that she has a sex tape. Let us all pray that it never gets out. So it's bestiality? That fucking dude should be arrested! |
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Posted: 8/17/2016 12:45:14 AM EDT
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So what? I have at least 20-30 videos involving myself and my fiance(and older videos with ex's) performing sex on eachother. Link? |
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Posted: 8/17/2016 12:50:14 AM EDT
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Sasha Grey should be her stunt double.
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Posted: 8/17/2016 2:14:11 AM EDT
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Maybe it's a sci-fy, and she's actually at the tail end of a 20 woman ATM human centipede!
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Posted: 8/17/2016 2:25:58 AM EDT
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No thank you.
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Posted: 8/17/2016 2:37:52 AM EDT
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nope
NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE |
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Posted: 8/17/2016 2:38:59 AM EDT
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I bet the victim... er...person she had sex with is praying that the tape doesn't go public.
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Posted: 8/17/2016 3:21:25 AM EDT
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Hopefully she Chris Farleys herself soon.
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Posted: 8/17/2016 3:23:44 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/17/2016 4:04:23 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/17/2016 4:32:01 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/17/2016 6:05:55 AM EDT
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I'll pass, thanks. Bestiality isn't my thing.
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Posted: 8/17/2016 6:57:05 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: So what? I have at least 20-30 videos involving myself and my fiance(and older videos with ex's) performing sex on eachother. Um.....well......you're not a celebrity and nobody would give a shit if those vids were released. I'm guessing that's at least one of the differences. |
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Posted: 8/17/2016 6:59:27 AM EDT
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"the flabbening"?
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Posted: 8/17/2016 7:02:12 AM EDT
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I just saw the latest Bud commercial she and Rogen made, is she still trying to say she is not a plus size? Cause if the camera only adds 10 pounds, they had more than 4 cameras on her.
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Posted: 8/17/2016 9:46:53 AM EDT
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Filmed at the Golden Corral?
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Posted: 8/17/2016 9:56:00 AM EDT
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Fuck it. I'll watch it. Bring it on!
A.W.D. |
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Posted: 8/17/2016 10:01:44 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/17/2016 10:02:32 AM EDT
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Meh.. I'd take a peak. Can't be any worse than the octomom one.
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Posted: 8/17/2016 10:31:17 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/17/2016 10:49:26 AM EDT
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Of course SHE'S not scared... WE'RE scared...
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Posted: 8/17/2016 10:51:07 AM EDT
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I'm not going to claim that I was ever "hot stuff", but I had no problems finding normal weight women who'd do the horizontal boogie with me. And I'd take a homely chick with a good body over a pretty fat girl any day. As a friend of mine used to say "It's not the face you're fucking, it's the fuck you're facing". If you're banging fat women it's because you want to, not because you have to. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Yeah I'm sure all you guys posting are so hot stuff and get better tail like ALL the time right? Bullshit. Anyway I'd hit it like crazy, I bet she's a lot of fun. I'm not going to claim that I was ever "hot stuff", but I had no problems finding normal weight women who'd do the horizontal boogie with me. And I'd take a homely chick with a good body over a pretty fat girl any day. As a friend of mine used to say "It's not the face you're fucking, it's the fuck you're facing". If you're banging fat women it's because you want to, not because you have to. I'm pretty sure a lot of these guys have to. But have convinced themselves that they want to. You are overestimating the average arfcommer. |
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Posted: 8/17/2016 10:51:30 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/17/2016 10:54:32 AM EDT
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I just flat out believe that she would have the ugliest sex face and make the grossest sounds during sex
Like, I have no doubt that she would not hesitate one bit to fart during sex. Quote HistoryQuoted:
I just flat out believe that she would have the ugliest sex face and make the grossest sounds during sex
Like, I have no doubt that she would not hesitate one bit to fart during sex. ghost buster Bill murray
she barks she drools she claws I have put about 400ccs of thorozine in her now and shes taking a little nap. |
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