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Posted: 8/10/2016 8:22:49 AM EDT

They never rent quality flicks they always rent the most intellectually devoid movie on the racks.
Ohhhhh Navy Seals!

Posted: 8/10/2016 8:24:00 AM EDT

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How many dicks have you sucked?!?!?!

Posted: 8/10/2016 8:26:50 AM EDT

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Noise, noise

Posted: 8/10/2016 8:28:10 AM EDT

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You hate people.

But I love gatherings. Isn't it ironic?

I was one of the handful of people who actually saw Clerks in the theater.

Posted: 8/10/2016 8:28:36 AM EDT

[#4]

My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks.

In a row?

Posted: 8/10/2016 8:29:19 AM EDT

[#5]

Would you like some making fuck, BERZERKER!

And so much for post 666.

Posted: 8/10/2016 8:36:42 AM EDT

[#6]

Great movie. Always liked it. I had a free couple hrs the other day and netflix'd it.

Posted: 8/10/2016 8:38:12 AM EDT

[#7]

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Posted: 8/10/2016 8:39:18 AM EDT

[#8]

I assure you, We're open

Posted: 8/10/2016 8:41:58 AM EDT

[#9]

Try not to suck any dick on the way to the parking lot!

Posted: 8/10/2016 8:42:50 AM EDT

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I just want to take a moment to urge everyone to watch the animated series at least once in life

Posted: 8/10/2016 8:43:56 AM EDT

[#11]

I'm not even supposed to be here today

Posted: 8/10/2016 8:48:38 AM EDT

[#12]

No time for love Dr. Jones.

Posted: 8/10/2016 8:56:29 AM EDT

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Me too. My GF was less than impressed when I told her about it but she laughed her butt off.

Posted: 8/10/2016 8:58:12 AM EDT

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IIRC, the second episode was a clip show of the first episode.

I've got it on DVD somewhere.

Posted: 8/10/2016 9:02:13 AM EDT

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I think it's a great movie. Clerks 2 is good too as a closing to the series. And not to brag about how much of a nerd I am, this was Memorial Day weekend.

Posted: 8/10/2016 9:03:26 AM EDT

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Clerks 2 tho.......

Kinky Kelly and the Sexy Stud!!!!

Posted: 8/10/2016 9:04:56 AM EDT

[#17]

Clerks II
ETA: Beat by 2 mins.

"Can I get a cup of coffee.....black?"

ETA2: Jeff Anderson > Brian O'Halloran

Posted: 8/10/2016 9:06:26 AM EDT

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That's kind of sad. Out of all the has-beens, being a 1990s has been must be the worst.

Posted: 8/10/2016 9:08:08 AM EDT

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Is it safe?

Posted: 8/10/2016 9:11:42 AM EDT

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Got any balls down there?

About the biggest pair you've ever seen dingleberry.

Posted: 8/10/2016 9:12:19 AM EDT

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They're stealing all our air!

Posted: 8/10/2016 9:14:31 AM EDT

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Posted: 8/10/2016 9:19:51 AM EDT

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Posted: 8/10/2016 9:22:16 AM EDT

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I just want to take a moment to urge everyone to watch the animated series at least once in life

Is it safe?

They're stealing all our air!

Well played Clerks!

Posted: 8/10/2016 9:25:49 AM EDT

[#25]

Pack of cigarettes

Posted: 8/10/2016 9:27:48 AM EDT

[#26]

Okay there, Pillow Pants.

I was a video-store clerk when the first Clerks came out at the Ft. Lauderdale Film Festival. My corporate office's head of marketing sent me some passes and a couple of my employees and I went to opening night. What a fucking awesome movie. The quote "This job would be great if it wasn't for the fucking customers." Is probably the most honest astute dipiction of retail sales ever committed to film.

Posted: 8/10/2016 9:34:26 AM EDT

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Posted: 8/10/2016 9:37:21 AM EDT

[#28]

Savages in this town

Posted: 8/10/2016 9:47:06 AM EDT

[#29]

I dont know, I think it's called Fuck You Yankee Blue Jeans... Or something.

Posted: 8/10/2016 10:03:47 AM EDT

[#30]

YOU"RE NOT ALLOWED TO RENT HERE ANYMORE!!!!!!!

Posted: 8/10/2016 10:16:36 AM EDT

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Honestly, one of the best names for a band that I've ever heard.

Posted: 8/10/2016 10:18:29 AM EDT

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Got any balls down there?

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This one get me Everytime

Posted: 8/10/2016 10:24:22 AM EDT

[#33]

You never go ass to mouth.

Posted: 8/10/2016 10:24:40 AM EDT

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I dont know, I think it's called Fuck You Yankee Blue Jeans... Or something.

Honestly, one of the best names for a band that I've ever heard.

Especially if you are familiar with the desire for American blue jeans in Russia.

Posted: 8/10/2016 10:37:48 AM EDT

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Posted: 8/10/2016 11:02:36 AM EDT

[#36]

It's cool, I'm bringing it back.

Posted: 8/10/2016 11:32:41 AM EDT

[#37]

The fuckin body fell out!

Posted: 8/10/2016 11:33:34 AM EDT

[#38]

Salsa shark!

Kevin Smith rocks

Posted: 8/10/2016 11:39:14 AM EDT

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YYYYYYAAAAAAA!!!

Posted: 8/10/2016 11:42:03 AM EDT

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Hey! Get back here!

Posted: 8/10/2016 11:52:26 AM EDT

[#41]

Fucking savages gummed the locks.

Posted: 8/10/2016 12:00:33 PM EDT

[#42]

You wouldn't want to be with a girl with an oversized clit??

No, cause the next stop is a guy with an undersized dick!

Posted: 8/10/2016 12:01:37 PM EDT

[#43]

Smells like shoe polish in here.

Posted: 8/10/2016 12:02:54 PM EDT

[#44]

My friend here's trying to convince me that any independent contractors who were working on the uncompleted Death Star were innocent victims when it was destroyed by the Rebels.

Posted: 8/10/2016 12:03:50 PM EDT

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Posted: 8/10/2016 12:06:13 PM EDT

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Posted: 8/10/2016 12:07:10 PM EDT

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That part gets me every time!

Posted: 8/10/2016 12:16:56 PM EDT

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Clerks II

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"Can I get a cup of coffee.....black?"

ETA2: Jeff Anderson > Brian O'Halloran

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i think that line was from 'zack and miri make a porno'

or was it used in both??

Posted: 8/10/2016 12:17:19 PM EDT

[#49]

'can i get a pack of cigarettes?'

Posted: 8/10/2016 12:22:27 PM EDT

[#50]

Soundtrack music video is pretty good too. Nothing captures the 90's better than that movie.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=esE-XvZicxE

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