[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Michael Phelps (Page 1 of 2)
Posted: 8/6/2016 9:46:22 PM EDT
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20,000 bong hits 87,000 calories because see above Seriously, that guy is an amazing athlete and I hope he wins 6 more golds. And doesn't get brain eating amoeba. |
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Quoted: Requires each day: 20,000 bong hits 87,000 calories because see above Seriously, that guy is an amazing athlete and I hope he wins 6 more golds. And doesn't get brain eating amoeba. Me too - I hope and pray he steals the fucking show. God help him to win and dominate. Trannies aside, GO USA.
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It's 4th Olympics, that's amazing on it's own. And yes, the trannies, he requires only 4 of the Brazilian kind per day. Quoted:
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Is he swimming this year? I don't have television. It's 4th Olympics, that's amazing on it's own. And yes, the trannies, he requires only 4 of the Brazilian kind per day. Wow, that is impressive. The 4th olympics part 
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So he's gay? Seriously, I don't follow that stuff. Or is he considered straight because of the trany thing? Quoted:
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Phelps is banging a dude?  He used to. That's pretty gay. So he's gay? Seriously, I don't follow that stuff. Or is he considered straight because of the trany thing? His wife is pretty hot. |
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So he's gay? Seriously, I don't follow that stuff. Or is he considered straight because of the trany thing? Quoted:
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Phelps is banging a dude? He used to. That's pretty gay. So he's gay? Seriously, I don't follow that stuff. Or is he considered straight because of the trany thing? He went through a rough stretch a few years ago. Drugs and trannies. |
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His wife is pretty hot. Quoted:
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Phelps is banging a dude? He used to. That's pretty gay. So he's gay? Seriously, I don't follow that stuff. Or is he considered straight because of the trany thing? His wife is pretty hot. Yeah, but does she have a cock? |
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Phelps is banging a dude? He used to. That's pretty gay. Although being able to say you know what a man-made pussy feels like might be an interesting brag over beers with friends. I wonder if Phelps's boyfriend's pussy squeezes and squirms when he cums. 
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see what doing drugs does......... |
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Not human, have you seen his feet flippers? That's why he requires so many bongs and mega-calories per diem. And trannies, of course. Must feed the beast. I hope he takes gold in every swim he does. Look, all I care about in the Olympics is beating the motherfucking commies. That's all that matters. |
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Quoted: It's 4th Olympics, that's amazing on it's own. And yes, the trannies, he requires only 4 of the Brazilian kind per day. Quoted: Quoted: Is he swimming this year? I don't have television. It's 4th Olympics, that's amazing on it's own. And yes, the trannies, he requires only 4 of the Brazilian kind per day. |
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5th olympics. 1st was 2000 when he was 15 Quoted:
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Is he swimming this year? I don't have television. It's 4th Olympics, that's amazing on it's own. And yes, the trannies, he requires only 4 of the Brazilian kind per day. Even better! |
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Quoted: Good for you, I'm sure he'll miss your support. Go sit in the corner. Quoted: Quoted: I lost all respect for the guy years ago. I will not watch him. I will not root for him. Good for you, I'm sure he'll miss your support. Go sit in the corner. Seriously, everyone should be rooting for all the U.S.A. Olympians to beat everyone else!  |
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He can go hang out with the poster above with no tv or internet.
Seriously, everyone should be rooting for all the U.S.A. Olympians to beat everyone else!
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I lost all respect for the guy years ago. I will not watch him. I will not root for him. Good for you, I'm sure he'll miss your support. Go sit in the corner.
Seriously, everyone should be rooting for all the U.S.A. Olympians to beat everyone else!
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I lost all respect for the guy years ago. I will not watch him. I will not root for him. Good for you, I'm sure he'll miss your support. Go sit in the corner.
Seriously, everyone should be rooting for all the U.S.A. Olympians to beat everyone else!
i was about to reply in support for raymondwoods but i re-read what he wrote and can't figure out what in god's name he was trying to say either... |
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i was about to reply in support for raymondwoods but i re-read what he wrote and can't figure out what in god's name he was trying to say either... Quoted:
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He can go hang out with the poster above with no tv or internet.
Seriously, everyone should be rooting for all the U.S.A. Olympians to beat everyone else!
i was about to reply in support for raymondwoods but i re-read what he wrote and can't figure out what in god's name he was trying to say either... 
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Quoted: i was about to reply in support for raymondwoods but i re-read what he wrote and can't figure out what in god's name he was trying to say either... Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: I lost all respect for the guy years ago. I will not watch him. I will not root for him. Good for you, I'm sure he'll miss your support. Go sit in the corner. Seriously, everyone should be rooting for all the U.S.A. Olympians to beat everyone else! i was about to reply in support for raymondwoods but i re-read what he wrote and can't figure out what in god's name he was trying to say either... Plus it's 3am and I'm a bit drunk.  |
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Dude looks like a cross between Herman Munster and Sloth. Quoted:
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Phelps is a total Lurch. Dude looks like a cross between Herman Munster and Sloth. He's deformed: Michael Phelps' Freakish Physique Explained |