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Quoted: I have to lower a car on to this and some one moved the stands as a joke. Everything has to line up right for it to fit no room to wiggle. http://i.imgur.com/7Ddbftm.jpg Oh. And I am on my last bottle of gin. |
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I wasn't there to help out. Sorry. What's making you want to brake check the Hillary Train? http://www.pirate4x4.com/forum/attachments/general-chit-chat/2339465d1469656378-meme-image.jpg https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CoffatrUsAApYzb.jpg The funny part is all the money ($5000-8000) the Bernie delegates paid out of their own pocket to attend the convention..then he went out without a fight.....fucking hilarious..... |
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She slowly removed her clothing and that's when i noticed that she had a penis. I exclaimed "damn" and dripped my pistol from my hand. Quoted:
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Almost finished writing this book and I am very very stuck on how to begin chapter 25. You "dripped" your pistol?? |
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Quoted: You "dripped" your pistol?? Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Almost finished writing this book and I am very very stuck on how to begin chapter 25. You "dripped" your pistol?? As far as the Olympic Abomination, god knows what you'd end up with if you did stick it in, dripping from your pistol may mean you got off lightly.
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Im sitting at home alone on a friday night reading arfcom on my couch with no shirt on.
I cant lift as many heavy things as i want. I don't have any alcohol i want to drink in the house. It's too fucking hot out to go for a walk or run or anything. There is nothing on tv i want to watch. I ate a big lunch and now i don't want dinner but i know i shoud eat so i have lots of energy to golf in the 120 degree furnace tomorrow. My job is stagnant stressful and doesnt pay enough. I owe more on my home than it is worth. I spend too much money. It's difficult for me to give a fuck about anything. And im just too damned handsome. |



