[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Breaking: (Page 1 of 4)
Posted: 7/5/2016 3:46:35 PM EDT
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Breaking: FBI finds Tim McVeigh "extremely careless" in storage of fertilizer and fuel oil.
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As requested, here is a list compiled from posts in this thread as of partway through page 4. I only included the ones that made me lol. Breaking: FBI finds Benedict Arnold "extremely careless" in communications with British. No charges are expected to be filed. Breaking: FBI finds Mohammed Atta "extremely careless" in the improper filing of his flight plans. No charges are expected to be filed. Breaking: FBI finds Bill Cosby "extremely careless" in storage of sleepy juice and penis. No charges are expected to be filed. Breaking: John Wilkes Booth "extremely careless" in discharge of firearm. No charges are expected to be filed. Breaking: Sen. Ted Kennedy "extremely careless" in parking his car. No charges are expected to be filed. Breaking: Richard Nixon "extremely careless" when recording favorite song off of radio. No charges are expected to be filed. Breaking: Jeffrey Dahmer found extremely careless in meal prep. No charges are expected to be filed. Breaking: Bill Clinton "extremely carless " in storing his cigar. No charges are expected to be filed. Breaking: Jim Jones found extremely careless in the storage of rat poison. No charges are expected to be filed. Breaking: Ted Kaczynski "extremely careless" in mail handling. No charges are expected to be filed. Breaking: Lorena Bobbit was "extremely careless" in her handjob technique. No charges are expected to be filed. Breaking: Adolf Hitler "extremely careless" in administering German diversity program. No charges are expected to be filed. Breaking: Japanese pilots "Extremely Careless" while flying over Pearl Harbor. No charges are expected to be filed. Breaking: Japan accuses U.S. of being "extremely careless" with atomic weapon aboard bomber. No charges are expected to be filed. Breaking: Bernie Madoff "extremely careless" investment strategies. No charges are expected to be filed. Breaking: FBI finds Ray Rice "extremely careless" in helping girlfriend off elevator. No charges are expected to be filed. Breaking: Tom Brady found "extreamly careless" when checking the pressure of the games football. No charges are expected to be filed. Breaking: FBI finds Gen. Sherman "extremely careless" with torches while touring Georgia. No charges are expected to be filed. Breaking: Japanese "extremely careless" in Nanking community relations. No charges are expected to be filed. Breaking: FBI determines Casey Anthony "Extremely careless" in child care. No charges are expected to be filed. Breaking: FBI finds DR Jack Kevorkian "extremely careless" with his hospice care. No charges are expected to be filed. Breaking: FBI finds [mass shooter name goes here] extremely careless in observation of gun free zone laws and firearms handling techniques. No charges are expected to be filed. Breaking: FBI says Vince Foster"extremely careless" with visit to the park. No charges are expected to be filed. Breaking: FBI states the British soldiers were extremely careless when they visited the US Capitol and the White House. No charges are expected to be filed. Breaking: FBI finds rebel pilots "extremely careless" with Deathstar exhaust port. No charges are expected to be filed. Breaking: FBI finds Boston Strangler "extremely careless" in use of deep tissue neck massage technique. No charges are expected to be filed. Breaking: FBI finds Judas Iscariot "extremely careless" with kissing. No charges expected to be filed. No charges are expected to be filed. Breaking: FBI determines Cain very careless with throwing rocks at his brother, no charges are expected. No charges are expected to be filed. Breaking: Michael Brown demonstrated "extremely careless" behavior while asking directions from Officer Wilson. No charges will be filed. No charges are expected to be filed. |
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Lots of "extremely careless" people ended up here . . . https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/20120422/gallows.jpg As a country, we don't have the balls anymore. |
