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7/4/2016 7:21:40 PM EDT
Alright fella's, be nice, family here thought I was weird as fuck for doing this

BIL got me a 12.4 pound brisket



So I started the smoker up at 3 this morning





and finally my dinner pic!!!

Don't take off points for no measuring tool or knife, because I needed neither tonight



And the grilled corn on the cob was delicious
7/4/2016 7:22:27 PM EDT
[#1]

that's NOT how this works.


0/10


7/4/2016 7:23:18 PM EDT
[#2]
Not sure if serious.....
7/4/2016 7:23:39 PM EDT
[#3]
you cooked a flat for 15 hours?

eta the focus of a dinner pic is not a fucking handle bar moostache
7/4/2016 7:23:46 PM EDT
[#4]
You been here 4 years and now decided to make a post.
7/4/2016 7:24:17 PM EDT
[#5]
What the fuck is up with that PMAG cover?
7/4/2016 7:24:19 PM EDT
[#6]
-1/10

would of been 0/10 but you are using a fucking paper plate
7/4/2016 7:26:27 PM EDT
[#7]
You failed at the dinner pic, but the brisket looks good and your mustache is winning. 6/10


where you at in WI?
7/4/2016 7:27:38 PM EDT
[#8]
You lose OP.  


7/4/2016 7:27:39 PM EDT
[#9]
+10 for a deagle wit da beams yo. Fk the haters. Get fat!
7/4/2016 7:27:48 PM EDT
[#10]
I like brisket and the straight 20 round PMAG is nice. However presentation is........lacking.

+1 for the labor
+1 for the choice of meat
+1 for the PMAG

3/10.
7/4/2016 7:28:21 PM EDT
[#11]
I hope you put more pepper and salt...
7/4/2016 7:30:14 PM EDT
[#12]
Try again in 4 years.
7/4/2016 7:31:51 PM EDT
[#13]
+1 for loaded mags. Looks good.
7/4/2016 7:33:14 PM EDT
[#14]
I'm glad it wasn't a post dinner picture as the title might suggest.
7/4/2016 7:33:46 PM EDT
[#15]
Poop thread.?
7/4/2016 7:35:43 PM EDT
[#16]
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Sweet stache, OP.
7/4/2016 7:38:01 PM EDT
[#17]
no way brisket with sauce -1
no napkin or utensils -2
no Shiner - 5

nice try for a first post. +2

I bet the corn on the cob was delicious

04/10
7/4/2016 7:40:58 PM EDT
[#18]


Deagle with no beamz

7/4/2016 7:46:48 PM EDT
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7/4/2016 7:53:07 PM EDT
[#20]
Damn, you guys are harsh. but you know what I have a meat buzz and 7 delicious  Lakfront IPAs in me.So it doesn't matter. Had my brother and sister out and their spouses along with  my mother so it was awkward  when I got asked about all the guns on the table. Happy Independence Day.











7/4/2016 7:54:32 PM EDT
[#21]
-1 no beverage, negated by the moostache, which is properly pooooleeeced!!! 10/10!!!
7/4/2016 7:55:25 PM EDT
[#22]
Well, alrighty then.
7/4/2016 7:59:36 PM EDT
[#23]
The handlebar completely rocked it 10\10

And you look happy as fuck
7/4/2016 8:02:11 PM EDT
[#24]
Shave and come back in 4 years for another attempt, try to get it right.
7/4/2016 8:04:55 PM EDT
[#25]
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Damn, you guys are harsh. but you know what I have a meat buzz and 7 delicious  Lakfront IPAs in me.So it doesn't matter. Had my brother and sister out and their spouses along with  my mother so it was awkward  when I got asked about all the guns on the table. Happy Independence Day.
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lakefront is good stuff. Wish I could find it here.
7/4/2016 8:06:23 PM EDT
[#26]
I'm a stickler for napkins.
7/4/2016 8:09:18 PM EDT
[#27]
10 for the stache alone!
7/4/2016 8:12:10 PM EDT
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Shot Therapy_jr and I signed up at the same time, he has a lot more to say than I do.
the brisket was on for 12 hrs and rested for an hr. one of the best I have made Yes it was paper plates and we ate outside It may be cloudy but the temperature is great.
It is a wonderful night with my boys and the rest of my family, now to get with some friends and neighbors and light off some fireworks
7/4/2016 8:17:57 PM EDT
[#29]


Twas very good
7/4/2016 8:18:19 PM EDT
[#30]
Fuck the haters OP, they are just mad because they're eating frozen pizza and drinking welch's grape juice in the basement.

5/10 for no titties
7/4/2016 8:18:53 PM EDT
[#31]
Where in WI are you? Surely you can find a better beer than lakefront ipa...as far as the scoring goes:





Sauce on brisket: -5


No napkin: -1


Crappy beer: -2


Sweet 'stache: +2







4/10


 
7/4/2016 8:18:55 PM EDT
[#32]
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So I didn't lose it when I put the guns away.
7/4/2016 8:19:35 PM EDT
[#33]
Better than the other guy.  That's for sure.
7/4/2016 8:25:18 PM EDT
[#34]
Big meat, big handgun and a big mustache.

First post after all of these years is a dinner picture, now that takes balls
7/4/2016 8:52:11 PM EDT
[#35]
I thought you were great in Animal House
7/4/2016 8:54:55 PM EDT
[#36]
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Twas very good
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Good save.
7/4/2016 8:55:56 PM EDT
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THIS.  


It was a valiant effort and I will give you 2/10 for walking naked in to the lions den naked smelling of smoked meat.  


That being said paper plates...wrong perspective on the table...  Guns just thrown about on the table.  

You have been here long enough to know better.


Up until the actual money shot the looks of the Brisket gave me great hope.